Man attacks girlfriend with sauce over 50 Shades of Grey

I never said I report people you idiot.

No one makes a big deal about gender, just gender issue trolls who seem to take anything regarding women into some argument about how women are victims. I personally dont care if matriarch is a women or a guy because all in all a idiot has no gender!

Is that…a dick on his shield?

These dudes coming into the thread throwing shit on the wall, hoping it will stick, and then high fiving each other while saying gay pickup lines like GAWDLIKE lol.

Ya’ll need to go back to not playing Blazblue and not posting pictures of GUYS in armor. Post pics of chicks wearing chainmail bikini’s instead!!

This one is even BETTER!!

Spoiler

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/313/3/b/the_cheap_chainmail_bikini_by_armourdude-d32i640.jpg

Like hell you are >:( you identity-thievin’ motherfucker

Oh look, Matriarch is instigating again. Never fucking seen that before.

Nothing pushes a man farther away from a female than a dick.

Xbox live would make it Scrubbiest Mcdickhole09

the weirdest thing for me about this is that as far as I know, A1 comes in glass bottles. the dude had to squeeze that fucker pretty hard to squirt the chick, and if the squirt was actually a dribble like what I am accustomed to from those slow ass bottles, he must have held it over her head for about 45 seconds to get her properly coated, which gives her ample time to make her escape.
This thing reeks of inside job.

Maybe instead of squiriting it, he flung it.

It’s all in the wrist?

Brb have to Fap after reading that post. DONT JUDGE ME.

With a gun, or a taser?

EDIT: Those guys below me don’t get it.

With a steak sauce

Steak sauce.

edit: :frowning: godtier ninja

OH SHIT THE MAGIC LOOGIE

Back and to the left!

And people call me an attention whore.

Damn right we can. Nice job being THAT GUY lol.

That’s because you are. Could always prove us wrong and leave. Cmon on you’re a woman you love trying to prove men wrong. After all you’re so offended by us. If I was that offended by something I would use my superior male brain (equipped with incredible tools like common sense, egads!) and get the fuck out.

Of course this “novel” also proves that women love being abused and mistreated at a core level.

brb puked in my mouth a bit even after putting the quotations around “novel” there.

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real talk i’m really disappointed that so many women like this book series. A poorly written bondage erotica fan fiction based on twilight is a best seller!!! that’s a sad commentary on the females in the USA. says a lot about who they are as a person. its gotten to the point that i have to ask girls on dates if they like twilight. the last girl said yes. she asked me about stuff i liked. turns out she had no idea who carl sagan was. or neil de grasse tyson. figures. i made out with her in the bushes and never called her again. i feel bad but …

its hard to find girls with good taste in books these days. the last one i dated was a phd student but in the end i got friendzoned. she was such a rarity that i’m still smitten and i still think about our hour long conversations on math, science, and literature. sigh. why cant women appreciate good math books such as the ones written by danica mckellar who i’d marry in a heartbeat.

oh and lol tasers.

This is the truth, right here. Look up Bertrice Small for more confirmation. I work at a library and always get a kick out of the old ladies who check these books, cuz they turn the book over so I won’t see the big tittied heroine in her low cut dress on the cover.