Man attacks girlfriend with sauce over 50 Shades of Grey

Well this is how I deal with steaks:

Season that bitch.

Throw’er on the foreman.

Wait.

Then eat it or whatever, ya know.

fuck A1.

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Post something pro-female: “RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE! STFU BITCH!”

Post something pro-male: “SCRUBBY MCDICKHOLE LIKES THIS”

Post something anti-female: “LOL YEAH! FUCK THAT HO!”

Post something anti-male: “WTF IS THIS!? GTFO!”

Post something commenting on the hypocrisy: “You take this place too seriously.”

Maybe you guys take your misogyny and sexism too seriously…

Except you do this shit in like every thread, always insulting the people who post here and almost never posting on topic. Yea, you take this place too seriously.

Why, the same way twilight did, of course!

You really think dudes care about anti-male comments?

I sure don’t, nor have I ever met a man that has.

Besides who the fuck cares, geez, this is a thread about steak sauce assault on a damned fighting game forum.

Thank you for my new username on literally EVERYTHING

And I suppose saying sexists things are on topic?

Sounds like you need to never go to that resturaunt again son. Cause paying 50 bucks for a bad steak you didnt just get shaft, you got the dick and the balls too.

Are you telling me there is a restaurant where I can pay $50 for a steak AND male genitalia?

This is why I love you Ben Perkins. You make my life worth living.

Matriarch just pretends to hate us, she in fact fantasizes about us while reading the 50 shades series and imagines being tied down in a room full of us all sweating and drooling over her lithe figure before we forcibly invade her most precious of sanctuaries over and over again. Being driving to the point of no return as she finds herself too, drooling and sweating like the wild and unrepressed beast that lurks DEEP inside her soul. This is the kind of stuff a fake lesbo like her Jill’s off to in secret like the closet hetero she is.

I mean why else would she come her? For Streetfighter?

Lol no.

Women don’t like video games, they’re sexist and they objectify women just like ALL media with the exception of Harlequin romance novels.

This is completely off topic but, I’m trying to make an XBLA account over the internet and apparently the names “Spaghetti Dick” and “Your Mom Naked” are already taken.

any ideas?

read what I said

here ill help you out

again, if I buy a fucking steak from a restaurant** (this is a non 50$ steak, normal restaurant)**, how do I have control of how it tastes (we are still talking about the regular steak that you buy at a regular restaurant) other than picking my ass (this is where I never return to the regular restaurant) up and paying 50+$ (and this is where I buy a 50$ steak at a good steak house) for one plate every time I want to go out and eat steak???

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You already know which one you can’t have

Its to long to use.

also “Ghost Hustler”, “Slut Eater”, “Whale Titties” , and “VegetableRapist” are taken too.

I read all three books so I could talk shit about it…Took a few days to get through them without groaning after every motherfucking sentence…Twilight with BDSM sprinkles. Cept the sprinkles are from dat BC.

Book was so bad. I’d rather watch a chick get railed by 4 dudes while she’s suspended… Upside down.

Being a pretentious bitch on my iPad using Tapatalk.

I’m not a big red meat eater in general and I probably eat steak about once every other month or so, but when I do, I prefer to cook it myself and get the good stuff. There’s nothing wrong with treating yourself every now and then.

That honestly sounds like a massive waste of time.

Went about the rest of my day, went to sleep, woke up, still mad that this book was somehow published and is popular.