Man attacks girlfriend with sauce over 50 Shades of Grey

[Mr.X]

I’m so mad now knowing that book was a Twilight fanfic.

It sets a dangerous precedent. Now all those DBZ, Harry Potter and Final Fantasy fanfic writers will have hope.

[fishjie]

I mad

The woman was reading 50 shades of grey. A TWILIGHT FAN FICTION. as if twilight, a story written by a mormon about a vampire vs werewolf love triangle with strong christian overtones about saving sex until marriage, wasn’t bad enough, some other bitch wrote a fan fiction about it.

If this had been a news story about a man reading 50 shades of grey and the woman squirting steak sauce into his face for being a tool and having horrible taste in literature, her actions would have been praised and applauded, and probably a few marriage proposals would have been made too.

besides, steak sauce assault != pulling out all a dudes teeth

[Smoothjazz101]

To clarify on my hypocrisy statement (and this doesn’t directly apply to everyone):

In virtually all of these posted news stories there is a transgressor who humiliates, degrades, or assaults a victim.

From what I’m lead to believe, the same happens in the books…

The demographics of both the transgressor and the victim seem to have a strong effect on the overall tone of the thread.

I agree with this, SRK is misogynistic as fuck, and I love it that way.

[Combo_Knight]

I’d be more willing to sympathize with Matriarch if all the women in the various topics GD has blown through weren’t Belligerent or just out right unaware at how insane they are.

[Cheesecake_Makoto]

I don’t know whats funnier;

the actual news story or the fact that everyone who replied to Matriarch’s posts, purposely snipped and fixed her quotes to say “i mad” or “poop”

…did i just find the word poop funny? …why yes I did.

[Redbeard]

snip.

You just had to suck all the humor out of this thread with your seriousness and explanations. Can’t we just point and laugh in peace without people trying to educate us?

I’d like to challenge you to an A1 Money Match. I’ve been in training and I think I got a BnB down involving an A1HVB cancelled into an overhead steak slap.

[Matriarch]

You just had to suck all the humor out of this thread with your seriousness and explanations. Can’t we just point and laugh in peace without people trying to educate us?

I’d like to challenge you to an A1 Money Match. I’ve been in training and I think I got a BnB down involving an A1HVB cancelled into an overhead steak slap.

Bitch please.

I’ll do to your face what Phoenix did to MvC3.

[Mr.X]

From what I’m lead to believe, the same happens in the books…

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[Redbeard]

Bitch please.

I’ll do to your face what Phoenix did to MvC3.

You always know just what to say to get me wet.

[SoVi3t]

How is this any different than SRK?

When you heard 50 shades of grey, you just remembered your last bukkake, admit it

[Hecatom]

Bitch please.

I’ll do to your face what Phoenix did to MvC3.

ewwww, a two girls one cup reference

[guitalex2007]

For everyone who literally has no idea what this book is about:

It’s sadomasochism. S&M. Bondage. Torture. Sexual abuse. It’s not your mother’s smut (or is it?). It’s not just a story about a jaded woman who decides to give love a chance and finds it in the arms of a buff hotdog salesman from Brooklyn.

Well, it’s like that, if you include raping her with the hotdogs.

[Cheesecake_Makoto]

For everyone who literally has no idea what this book is about:

It’s sadomasochism. S&M. Bondage. Torture. Sexual abuse. It’s not your mother’s smut (or is it?). It’s not just a story about a jaded woman who decides to give love a chance and finds it in the arms of a buff hotdog salesman from Brooklyn.

Well, it’s like that, if you include raping her with the hotdogs.

and this is what women are reading before they go to bed at night?

…and they say men are fucked up.

[TS]

The strange thing is that he purposefully brought the A1 from his house to douse her with. Like, why steak sauce? Was he like rifling though his kitchen cabinets looking for something to attack her with?

"I’m gonna show this bitch what’s really good!*
opens cabinet
finds paper towel
"Nope, too soft.“
looks at Grey Poupon
"Can’t waste this on her.*
grabs A1
"Ah, that’s the ticket.”

That’s actually the final sequel to 50 Shades of Grey: Grey Poopon. Shit gets weird, real weird.

[Zero]

WHITE KNIGHT ALERT

Zero man she doesn’t need you to white knight her, she’s capable of sticking up for herself. Many a thread has been derailed by MAN VS MATRIARCH 3 THE FATE OF TWO M’s.

So Matriarch is a woman? I didn’t even realize that, although I probably should have considering the name.

Rereading at what I stated with that revelation, I can see how one can assume that I’m white knighting, which is ironic because making assumptions is exactly the problem I was addressing.

Anyway:

Um, duh?

So why you want him to ask questions as to the reasoning behind the comment?

So confused…

Don’t worry about it. My original statement wasn’t addressed to you anyway, so I’m not going to waste both of our time trying to explain it to you.

[moyospeed]

Its funny…get over it.

[Dramatix]

Maybe the sex was so awful she had to get it somewhere else.

[Orochi_Ken]

From what I know about this book it’s about some rich ass motherfucker who uses his money to hire women to do S&M shit. He puts them under contract also.

Women reading this shit must be like: “I’d never sign that contract! Smack her with a dick, smack her with a dick, blind the bitch, blind the bitch.”

Relevant:[media=youtube]XdTiCbfdEDI[/media]

Note to self: become a billionaire.

[Pterodactyl]

To clarify on my hypocrisy statement (and this doesn’t directly apply to everyone):

In virtually all of these posted news stories there is a transgressor who humiliates, degrades, or assaults a victim. The demographics of both the transgressor and the victim seem to have a strong effect on the overall tone of the thread.

In this case, the man was the transgressor and a woman the victim, hence you get posts like this:

Now I realize that many of you are trolling, but I find it funny how well accepted and liked statements like this seem to be. And yet, if the opposite of these statements were made in regards to degrading men by women, the response would have been extremely different. So it’s ok to troll as a misogynistic pig, but not as a feminazi. I feel I’m more than qualified to make that statement as I feel I’ve personally demonstrated it in multiple threads.

If the roles were reversed and a woman did something similar to a man for partaking in some form of erotic media the comments being made would most likely be far different.

Again I’m not directing this at everyone, but making an observation of general qualitative tone. And from my standpoint, that makes many of you hypocrites and I’m calling you out. Of course you’re free to be hypocritical all you want, but I’m also free to call you out on it.

On a side note though, attacking anyone with steaksauce is pretty damn funny.

Thanks for implying that I would spray someone in the face with tabasco sauce because they have a vagina.

No ones throwing sauce at people because they are women, its because they’re doing something retarded, like reading an incredibly shitty book based on an incredibly shitty movie, based on an incredibly shitty book series.(that said I wouldn’t throw sauce on anyone i’m just over exaggerating for the sake of discussion.)

It could have been a brother, a mother, a dad, a son, a cousin, a niece, a whatever.

Just because the person at the receiving end is a woman doesn’t mean that the people insulting her are insulting her because she is a woman.

See it would be misogynistic if I said “It must of been easy to get that sauce since he was right next to the fridge, because she was in the kitchen, and frankly i’m surprised a woman can fix sandwiches and read at the same time”.

but I didn’t say that, nor did anyone.

[angelpalm]

So Matriarch is a woman? I didn’t even realize that, although I probably should have considering the name.

Rereading at what I stated with that revelation, I can see how one can assume that I’m white knighting, which is ironic because making assumptions is exactly the problem I was addressing.

Anyway:

Don’t worry about it. My original statement wasn’t addressed to you anyway, so I’m not going to waste both of our time trying to explain it to you.

But why?

I don’t get it.