Kneel Before SRK - The Man of Steel Movie Thread

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YOu wanna know how I know Sovi3t is fucking dumb?

Because who or what in the fuck can hold ZOD in place? Who at this moment knows how to pacify a kryptonian. There is a fucking reason why Zod is banished to the PHANTOM ZONE in the comics, let alone in this universe where the biology of kryptonians is non existant.

GOOD FUCKING JOB SOVI3t.

So rather than think of a brilliant solution to Zod after the Phantom Zone took care of the rest of the Kryptonians, they went with sloppy writing and just killed him quickly. Good to know that essentially Superman can die via neck snapping too.

Take an ESL class.

Superman dies from punches to the face so…

I just wanted to say that Joker should have(and would have) been murked years ago in a universe that didn’t require his continued existence to generate sales revenue… This dude has a body count that rivals that of many third-world warlords and gets off scott-fucking-free every single time he’s brought to justice…

Ninja should’ve been given the gas chamber, lol.

I think you meant to say “healing coma”

Actually I meant to say 9mm bullets but…

wtf, is there stockholm syndrome going on in here from a new and will go unnamed because he/she is trash poster.

this is movies in 2013, and comic books are just a good reference piece for new material in the movie world. we all know mad comic shit just doesnt translate well to movies because of how ridiculous it can be at times, and in the case of superheroes, outlandishly idealistic. when youre making a superman movie, which is a franchise that to quote my friend, “who gives a fuck about superman”, and no one cares about, you kinda have to chop out a lot of dialogue and shit people jerk off to in the comics, and just get to the point.

there was no kryptonite in man of steel, no telling if zod was going to get stronger and eventually just beat the crap out of clark, and NO ONE on earth to stop zod but clark. even if clark threw zod through a wall, and we got a 15 second scene of clark hammering zod with a thousand punches just to knock him out (which comic book nerds would complain about) so he could deal with him without killing him, logically, WHO THE FUCK IS GONNA STOP ZOD WHEN HE WAKES UP.

lemme fill in the pieces that the movie doesnt, and where comics dont a shit ton. you know youre super powered but in this universe youre one of a kind, and there is no fictional reference point for you to be some messiah like superhero (arguably i guess but whatevs). youre just a super powered guy amongst weak humans, but you look like a human, and even act like one. anyways, outside of just life shit, your first real physical threat is your own kind, and they arent weak, they can punch you throw a fucking wall. then on top of that, the leader who is so pissed now that you sent all his people to wherever land and has now vowed to destroy humanity just to punish you, has just had a self realization that he doesnt need armor anymore, and you notice he hasnt needed the helmet shield anymore, and the skill you tried and it took you a few minutes to learn by falling throw a mountain and embracing the words of your dead father, he learned it in ten seconds, flying.

basically my point is there has to be a point where you guys (zod and superman) are beating the shit out of each other, but not taking much damage at all really, while your opponent is getting stronger, and you realize that your not sure if you can take him out nicely, and just snap his neck. lets not front like comics in general, but especially DC villains arent allowed to roam “free” for wildly unrealistic reasons depending on how good the writing is, and its not usually that good.

could there have been better dialogue in man of steel, sure. maybe explain a bit more of the kryptonian behavior, yeah. lois lane shouldnt have been falling away from singularity, regardless of the other half ass hollywood science in general, but overall it was still great, and niggas asking for superman to be the superman he is in non origin stories is crazy to me. we have yet to see how the i assume trilogy at the very least continues.

zack snyder slipped on some shit fo sho, but overall it was refreshing imo to just get a bad ass superman movie, and not that 2006 shit that i walked into assuming some bad ass shit, and the plane scene ended up being the best thing in the whole movie.

id rather see niggas breaking down other shit in the movie that made little sense or wasnt explained thoroughly enough, then still arguing about superman killing zod. it was essentially a battle between two gods, with only a slight upperhand by a noob superman who had to decide if he was going to continue fighting zod for god knows how long as he continues to get stronger, or just end this nigga. him killing zod wasnt about saving 4 lives, niggas missed the point.

it was about him realizing there was no option left for zod in general, and to continue the fight between him and zod would only be even more damaging to earth, humans, and the surrounding area.

i know sometimes its hard for us to step out from the comics we know when they make movies about comics, but in the case of superman, who is outlandishly overpowered, sometimes you gotta just let some things rock. now shit like the amazing spiderman, while initially was great and way better then previous spidermans, on second watch can eat a dick, and there was much better shit for them to do for spidermans character. where as though superman has some good books, but we all know the character is basically god in a jump suit. lol

You mean like Superman suddenly having some genius level intellect and in the span of the 2 hours that he is knocked out he develops stargate to the phantom zone, or some how the military has been secretly researching phantom zone technology ever since Clark failed from the sky, because the Kent’s missed a part.

In all of which, comic book retards like yourself would have complained because its not consitent, or most likely, is completly random and would feel rushed?

GTFO

at this point individuals such as yourself are pissed off at the fact that you like the movie, but you feel butt hurt about liking it so you lash out at the smallest things.

You wanna know how I know you are dumb?

You want a solution to a problem that will generate just as much bitching from peeps like you.

Supes should have rocked Zod to sleep while he had his neck and gently let his unconscious body drift in space. There, Superman kills no one, SoVi3t is happy, and Zod NEVER EVER wakes up and goes back to Earth to finish the job…EVER. :coffee:

Superman should’ve asked Zod to leave nicely.

Supes didn’t need to fight reckless like shit didn’t matter. Lots of people perceive supes as just being some mindless street fighting brawler but he has shown plenty of resourceful H2H knowledge to KO enemies quickly. Just check out this pre-52 feat of him fighting a opponent equally as strong as him with 0 casualties and probably only a few hundred dollars worth of property damage at best.

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I see no reason why he couldn’t do the same to Zod.

for those of you bashing this movie, doesn’t the dark knight movies not correspond to the original comics either???

Using trained, experienced Superman for your argument against an untrained “I’ve been bullied all my life and never been allowed to let loose” Superman. You’re not even trying SuperTroll, are you?

It must be interesting to make a point that will have completely undetermined validity until/unless these movies actually get made.

Every time supes fights somebody in the next movie, I’m going to shout SNAP HIS MOTHER FUCKING NECK as loud as I can, every damn time.

Random purse snatching hood? That’s an easy neck snapping. He can’t even fight back.
Darkseid shows up? Don’t even bother throwing a punch, just snap his neck.
Brainiac wants to bottle Metropolis? Oh damn, just look at that neck. Just begging for a quick twist.

Flash fact: making your argument even more ridiculous than it already was is not helping your case.

And if you ever use the “You of all people” line on me again, I am going to round up every fat chick in Canada and ship them to Florida. Do not test me.

I would hunt you down, kill you, and have sex with your severed head on a daily basis. Hands off my whales, Goodie!!!

Before you can do that, you have to go back in time and get your mom to give birth to you in America, so you can be born with a pair of balls*.

*And not the kind of balls they train your girlfriends to play with at Sea World.

what am I, Mexican?

Hell no. We love Mexicans here.