Just visited some family in a Mental Asylum

…pics?

I’d like to say no but I’d be lying. If it’s female(of age), human, and not disgustingly fat or ugly then my dick says yep

Y’know I’d feel sorry for you if I hadn’t warned you of pretty much this EXACT situation going down, but… I did, and you didn’t listen, so I don’t feel sorry for you in the least. With aaaaallllll the pussy in the world you had to go try to get some from a mental patient.

Wow…I clicked this thread and this is NOT what I expected. If this isn’t an elaborate troll this is definitely thread of the year.

I like how Bucket is implying that there is the slightest bit of difference between women in there and the ones that they let run wild, out here.

We told you so!

Well, dude…you came to us for an opinion, and were warned multiple times. Shame you couldn’t find a regular, non-locked-up woman who occasionally dabbles in insanity. You had to try to smash one who makes insanity her profession. sigh Well, here’s some instructional reading material:

http://www.closequarterscombat.com/blog/how-to-survive-prison/

Good luck, and we’ll still be here for you when you get out.

This is probably an elaborate flame but okay I’ll bite anyway.

According to the law, you groping her is going to be seen exactly the same way as a grown man molesting a child. I don’t think it’s rape unless you put something in her vag/ass. I’d lawyer up son.

He’s in australia, nigga getting his dick lopped off.

I dont know if it’s too late to say this but:

Hopefully, you didn’t confess to the staff, the police, or anyone else. If you didn’t:

SAY NOTHING…and if they press charges,

LAWYER UP.

Now, I’m not going to knock you for doing what you did. You only live once, and since she offered and aside from some deep depression issues, she seems to have the capacity to make decisions for herself, it’s not really rape (from what I can tell, anyway). So play it smart, and a meaningless ban should be the only punishment; as your reward: a great story to tell your friends.

Ha! How could this NOT have happened?

I didn’t know you actually DID things with her. Yea, just don’t admit anything to anyone. I wouldn’t get a lawyer unless charges are filed. But, I would talk to one like right now.

You didn’t do anything, so don’t admit to doing anything. Even legally. Even if she said “let’s make a porno” and she gave you back the tape and you got it on film that she dictated everything she wanted done to you… Still don’t admit to anything. That’s no business of anyone but you and her, and you could easily come out looking guilty of SOMETHING that’s not necessarily rape and that would bring about doubt about your innocence, which is all that is needed to convict you. Don’t say anything without your lawyer present. Don’t fall for cheap tricks, there is no such thing as “off the record.” Just shut up until your lawyer feeds you your lines.

As long as it stays your words vs. hers then you’re A-OK. :tup:

P.S. Are you gonna still try to bang her again?

dude, smash that snatch and take a plane to canada. better you going to jail for something you did than for something you didn’t

Wtf am I reading?

I have no idea why I read through this thread, but this has to be a troll post. It’s hard for me to believe that people’s perspective could be so skewed that this ever seemed like a good idea.

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Should have invited the nurse to join in, dumbass.

Leave it alone bruh… Sounds like an awesome story to tell. (AUSSIE+ASIAN = I’d hit it) But the whole institutional thing is where it gets sticky (no pun intended). See, they’re there because they’ve been mentally traumatized in someway or just unstable. Sex completely changes the disposition of A LOT of people (I think it’s mostly women though). I’d consider it rather selfish, considering that she may go on to being even more broken if you did fuck a crazy chick, but hey… I wouldn’t blame you if she was hot.

I like the guy, but seriously, I would :rofl: if homey’s previous posts in this thread were used as evidence of intent. New slogan:

“SRK: Apparently we’re admissible as evidence in a court of law! …somehow. shrug :tup:”

I mean, really: who would see that shit coming?

the nurse walked and saw em messing around.
its not mental patient’s words vs yours anymore…its hospital staff words vs yours.
you’re screwed.

i think that now is a fitting time to bring everyone’s attention to your signature :tup:

anyway don’t worry too much, soon you will get off scot-free and then you can help the crazy girl get off too

i hope that you see great success with your budding career as a sexual therapist

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