^ I can imagine you sitting in front of your computer screen going *hur hur hur, nyuck, nyuck. dur I’ve got the perfect song for this! I’m gonna just leave this here and people are gonna laugh. They’ll think it’s soooo clever."
I think we can all learn a valuable lesson from this:
- Asian girls with aussie accents are hot.
- Use the bathroom and lock the door.
- If caught with your pants down, don’t comment and lawyer up.
this shit reminds me of the time my friend wanted to thizz out badly. apparently, the cousin of my friend gave him some psychotropic pills (i think it was lithium.)
after some persistent bugging, my friend got some pills from his cuz, popped like 5 or 6 pills (don’t know the dosage strength but it was strong). he started getting seizures badly, was yelling like a hippo with down syndrome. after a few minutes he dropped down to the floor. they rushed him to hospital and shit, said he was in a coma for 2 days.
once he was done doing the coma shit, he got all fucked up and shit. he gets hallucinations every hour, and he’ll yell profanities and racial slurs at inanimate objects i.e. a shoe or lamp. long story short, they ended up institutionalizing him. he’s been stuck inside the nuthouse for 4 years now, and his symptoms still persist to this day.
last time i saw him was 3 months ago. he cannot form a coherent sentence anymore, he can only babble randomly. said he’s going to live the rest of his life like this.
He turned into a gamefaqs poster?
It is times like this I do not know which are loonier: crazy bitches, or the cocks that are compelled to bang them.
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