Just visited some family in a Mental Asylum

She could be the most ridiculous emo ever, or just suicidal. Hell, suicidal tendencies would probably be the most obvious explanation for her being there, what with being ridiculously depressed and all. She could probably stand to have the crazy fucked out of her.

Yeah thats much better… ?o_O

Brilliant, most girls are way too mentally stable and lacking in drama, I should go pick up chicks at a fucking mental institution.

Id fuck the shit out of Sarah Connor

-Dammit_rab

There’s a lot of psychos out there. Especially women. Just imaging being able to get just about anything you want whenever you want, getting used to it never having to do anything for yourself ever. Now imagine trying to have a relationship with a person like that. Not possible. That’s what happens when you tell a girl she’s pretty too often. Or let her get out of the kitchen. I’d take a plain-looking girl with just a simple cutting problem anytime over a spoon-fed girl that knows she’s hot and thinks her gender entitles her to special privileges to whatever she wants. I’ll take the chick that actually attempts suicide and fails over the chick that threatens to commit suicide every night just to get attention.

Not saying the girl in this case isn’t completely bonkers, but a girl doesn’t have to be in a home to be crazy. There’s plenty of them just walking around free. Goes for men too, but much, MUCH more common in women.

Hell yeah. Cum with me if you want to live.

Doesn’t mean she’s NOT, either. You really wanna gamble like that? I sure as hell wouldn’t. The woman in that movie scared me.

Yeah, I’m not the one trying to sleep with her. But if I was, I wouldn’t base my decision entirely on the fact that she was institutionalized.

If they’re institutionalized they can’t legally consent. If the patient tells anyone and they flip out they could press the hospital to rumble your shit. Which they could and most likely would do in order to avoid losing a $$$(patient)

Those are actually fingernail scratches from her most recent victim clawing at her in desperate, feeble, futile self-defense as she repeatedly plunged the steak knife back into his chest.

I LOVE that bit of UK slang. “Rumbled”. That means busted/caught or exposed, right?

I’d say go for it. Just don’t put anything in her mouth. One chomp is all it takes.

Given they actually want it, it would be quite wrong NOT to bang a chick in a mental asylum.
These are people. With needs.

Well I dont think theres anything morally wrong with it I personally wouldnt touch someone in a mental asylum with someone elses dick.

Ive made the mistake of fucking crazy on the outside I wouldn’t want to even think about fucking someone so crazy they have to be separated from normal society.

Yeah. One of my friends is whipped so bad by a crazy chick in the real world.
Drives her to school…picks her up from school (these are 30 min to 45 min drives). She doesn’t goto bed until 4am and he must be on skype at all times even if he’s playing a game and has to leave the game if the drama gets too great and focus all attention on skype (yes that means his character goes afk if its dota). He goes to the states and says he’s going to get me a nice pair of shoes for badminton for around 40 bucks from one of those outlets. comes back empty handed and she’s got 400 dollars worth of purses. She won’t be seen without make up. Swimming lakes and water sports/slides are out of the question because they make her face look plain. She has other psycho friends too, except rich girl ones, who spend about 400 dollars per day on their face. I didn’t believe it either but the fake eyelashes alone cost 20 bucks per day apparently, cause she buys only the premium eyelashes instead of the 3 dollar average brand ones.

I really wish she’d just goto the mental hospital so I could get my friend back. He has no spine, If he wasn’t my oldest friend from highschool I’d have probably ditched him completely

haha yeah.Rumbled and ‘fussed’ are used in the same way.

Show him this blog. Also, make every attempt to prevent them from ever having children. That’s his decision, though. In the end, don’t let her get away with ANYTHING. Just because she showed up doesn’t mean you have to stop being his friend. There’s far too many women like this being brought into the world. They need to be put in their place. In the insane asylum. G’luck to him. He’s gonna need it. :tup:

Don’t let her give you head. Might get Mileena’d.

friends time for the update

so I went to see razor broad again this morning and as I get to the front door of the mental hospital I knock as usual to be let in but instead of letting me in a nurse came out. we did our greetings as usual but she was not happy to see me. I asked her what was up, turns out I tried to rape this chick and have now been banned for life and they will be pressing this issue further. I’m going to get prosecuted for attempted rape on a mental chick

Now first of all in my defence the nurses a day before let us in a private room to “talk” and I’m not going to lie to you guys and say there wasn’t any groping action and the nurse walked in during this…and my flag was raised. the nurse then quickly closed the door. the patient didn’t mind, she was down

(I wish I was joking)

Oh and my ma was released, the pills they gave her caused fluid build up in her legs and belly. before she got on these pills she was 48kg, now shes 70kg and looks like a balloon

first of all, your first mistake is that some staff members knew you were alone with the chick…see, patients screw each other all the time…but they don’t make nurses and doctors aware beforehand that they are gonna be messing around.
you gotta sneak away with the hot chick…not alert staff you’re gonna be alone with her. of course the nurse is gonna check on you two…and she caught ya messing around. i doubt this asian chick called u a rapist, or said you were molesting her.
i’d say some doctor with a bug up his ass about hospital policies heard about this encounter between visitor and patient…from a gossipy nurse…and decided to make an example out of you…just to try to make the staff more vigilant about liberal behavior.
second,…as long as the asian chick is coherent enough to say that you didn’t do anything she was opposed to during your encounter, inside a court room…you’ll be fine.
but if in a court room she acts batty & loony…your ass=in deep trouble.
and most likely said doctor will not be giving her any stablizing medication the day of any court appearance. if it gets that far.

lastly…would you bang a bald headed britney spears when she was in the psyche ward detoxing, during her drug addicted days?
be honest.