Wait, my girlfriends were trying to change me that whole time? THAT’S why I always lose them, I wasn’t smart enough to take the hint. I thought the big sign the last one hung over my bed that read “GET A FUCKING JOB” was rhetorical.
In all seriousness yes! That’s a part of life where I think a lady deserves a good beating(in a passionate way, with proper utilization of your pipe). Just advice for you guys out there in relationships. Don’t hand your nuts to your girlfriend, we were born with a set so hold on to them tight! It’s psychology if you really think about it. It’s irritating when a woman in the relationship plays a more “dominant” role over the guy. I don’t think either should be dominating but the moment a woman tries to be dominant it’s the worst possible thing that can happen to a relationship.
“Eat a dick!”
“There are dicks to be eaten?! Where?”
“Don’t listen to her, she is using lezzie sarcasm; she has turned to the Dyke Side and will never come back”
seriously though, any girl can be loosened up with the right mixups. its all a matter off understanding the matchups, some girls have to be rushed down others you have to turtle, and some you just say fuck it and ume shoryu your way through. like SF4 the more unpredictable you are the more your chance of winning.