yeah money, the one true projectile
fadc into ultra
define lesbian. i know a lot of girls who have had sex with other girls or at the very least made out with them. all girls are lesbos.
either way, unless she looks like a total dude then i wouldn’t really worry about it. spit your game, and if you fail move on to the next girl. if she does look like a dude then shes probably a hardcore lesbo and in which case why do you wanna hit that, those girls look like dudes. u gay?
anyway as for being a nice guy, the right attitude to have is that you are lucky to be with the girl, but she is also lucky to be with you. and if need be, you can go out and find a new one. so dont bend your ass backwards for them. you dont want or need to be an asshole. wallstreet is already filled with douchebags, you dont need to contribute anymore douchery. but you can break up and leave if shit doesnt work out.
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also forgot to mention, your best pickup line on a lesbo is:
DOES THIS RAG SMELL LIKE CHLOROFORM TO YOU?!??!?!111ELEVEN
make sure you say “eleven”
Nigga more than thinking how you get her straight, you should be thinking why the bitch is gay in the first place. More likely than not, all that happened as either he ex cheated on her so she doesn’t fuck with men in general anymore or she had a bad first time. In the case of the latter just beat it up right. In the case of the former however that’s going to require some ol Dr.Phil psychology bullshit and I doubt the bitch is pretty enough to worth all that trouble anyway. Or you know, you could just get a nice straight girl.
MESSATSU!!! HE HAS SPOKEN!!!
You have to be a bit queer yourself to have those types of relations with people who identify sexually with the same sex. It also helps if your actually attractive which your likely not from your retarded request for information. It shows your extreme lack of self confidence. You would just be a walking joke to that person most likely.
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Lesbians don’t even exist, they use all sorts of dildos and strap-ons and dick like paraphernalia in order to have sex with each other, meaning they like dick, they just don’t care to have a boyfriend. What they don’t realize is, niggas aren’t willing to turn down pussy in general(Pussy we gotta work for or wait for or some shit). So pussy with no strings attached? sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiit.
Million had a son.
This is an event.
Just have her lesbo friend do her with a strap-on… then you can just slowly creep in.
Wait, do full lesbos even use a strap-on?
I don’t know, do all heterosexuals try doggie style? You’re essentially asking a question that has no answer.
HMM… you have a point there. but seriously you should try Hakan super oil combination aka Ultra 2 sometime, it goes in balls deep.
Ratings? Are you serious?(And do you mean Likes btw?) I didn’t know this was a popularity contest, eat a dick 
Women don’t have any real hobbies (cooking, shopping, watching TV) and so trying to change a man must seem as exciting as hunting people for sport.
You got to bone her with your heart, bro. Full on cardiac penetration.
I misread this and imagined a sort of bizarre vampire staking situation.
LOL Women don’t cook anymore.
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pretend your gay, and say your curious what its like to be with a women.
then do it in the butt, to cover all your bases
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