Is there anyway to make a lesbo go straight?

Didn’t realize there was a switch to let me know when I’m ready to be treated like a Princess. Man, have I’ve been living the past 24 years of my life wrong.

Nevertheless, I only enjoyed the challenge of getting the guy. And if he did bend too easy, it was more of a sign that he lacks a fucking backbone. I want a man, not a vibrator for a partner.

You can help your partner understand sacrifice and compromise through a relationship. But, that’s when both individuals are pulling their share of the weight in it. That’s promoting maturity within the person. Helping them want better themselves and continue a healthy (hopefully) relationships. Not have a Ken doll.

Any female that looks for a dude to “change” personality-wise has some self-esteem problems of her own. Misconstrued views of relationships and overblown ideals of gender roles. Like was stated, once an asshole, always an asshole. You cant turn a ho into a housewife, etc.

Sending responds from my iPhone, like a champ. Sorta.

^Be careful Neesa, a lot of what you’re saying is gasp sexist!!! I don’t know how but it just is and I’m sure it will come up with a reason. :bluu:

getting back to the original topic before it became TMS. TS, just find a different chick, problem solved.

I’ve been called a lot worse. So, I’ll just add it to my list.

And I said the same thing earlier. Plenty of desperate chicks out there that want the D. Find one of them WoW bitches. Tell her you’ll trade some rare items or be her raid partner for dat ass.

Happened on Halo. :coffee:

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Was “Tell her you’re a flatchested dickgirl” proposed yet?

I don’t think that works for neckbeards with A cups.

There’s some hairy women, y’know…

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Fixed.

fuzzy boobies?

I thought Mexican chicks were hairier… Unibrow swag.

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They’re all the same to me. :sunglasses:

People, I mean.

Well not all brown people…well I mean…tacos.

the speed you guys respond is godlike

I’ll take rice and beans over a taco any day.

Take that as you will. :coffee:

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Random offtopic but the unibrow prompts this story.

My chick was in DC this weekend and said she found herself randomly surrounded by NBA players and only realized this when she came face to face with Anthony Davis’s frightening unibrow. I couldn’t stop laughing.

Get on our level, actually, don’t, I just way too much free time on my hands.

Yeah, chilling in bed til work. Feels good, mang.

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Lesbians are just penis deprived females, they are all bi…except those butch ass chicks, those are some niggas, id fight them…

can’t be that hard, Lesbians always rock that dildo with their ladyfriends. Tell her you can provide one + the benifit of it not feeling like silicon and that you can scissor the shit out of her to. Tell her that you could wear fake boobs to if that helps and that you will shave all your body.

I think that’s her way of saying she fucked a bunch of basketball players; she didn’t recognize the others because she wasn’t looking at them in the face.

If she was one of those women who’s always been gay, then you’re wasting your time. However…if the lesbian was straight beforehand then there’s always a chance she can go back. In fact, the longer she was straight, the more likely she is to revert back to heterosexuality. Especially if she’s in her 20s or younger.

It’s not wishful thinking. I just spend the last month listening to a lesbian co-worker cry about how her girlfriend of two years left her to go back to…gasp…her old boyfriend. It’s not the first time I’ve heard a story like that either. Now you might be thinking “well she wasn’t a lesbian, she was bi, so that it explains it”. Except all of these women were self-described lesbians. Probably because most lesbians looking for a ltr don’t trust girls who say they’re bi. Yet, even self-described lesbians still have sex with men…but I suppose that’s another discussion entirely.

Unfortunately, this is all a moot point. Even if there is a possibility of a self-proclaimed lesbian going back to heterosexuality…it’s a decision that she makes alone. There’s nothing you can really do to change her. The most you can accomplish is getting her to confide in you by being a supportive friend. She’ll stop confiding in you the moment you talk about wanting to change her. Honestly it’s not worth it.

Besides, there are way, way, waaaaay too many hot straight girls to be wasting time worrying about a lesbian. Seriously. Even lesbians will tell you that the hottest girls are straight.

It was the Olympic team though, I couldn’t even be mad.