Is there anyway to make a lesbo go straight?

[toddler316]

This thread… It amuses me… But there’s a certain tactic on the Internet that seems to work fairly well. I believe it’s called “rape”. Now, I don’t know if it’s accurate or not, but it should work 90% of the time. The other 10% involves you turning gay in prison.

Mexico rules.
It’s not gay unless you’re the one taking it.

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[Neesa]

I’m okay with this. Make sure you throw some lip biting and blushing up in dat bitch. Oh, and emotionally abusive relationships.

Bitches live that shit.

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[Mosque]

If lesbians don’t get to be really homosexual then straight people don’t get to be really heterosexual.

what I meant when i said “not really gay” is that some lesbians actually want a man. not often, but being with a women over and over for them and not having a penis in them takes it toll. you’ll catch a lesbo eyeing a guy sometimes. might be hard to believe but I live im miami, lots of lezbo’s and have seen it so many times over. but now that I think of it lol they are actually bi and dont know it I guess. annnnnnd i just confused myself lol.

[Cheesecake_Makoto]

I’m kind of curious now as to what sense of accomplishment does this bring the OP. A hot girl? He could potentially meet a straight woman for that. If there are no sentimental feelings involved my theory comes down to this:

Fuck a lesbo straight and you just get super powers. …yup.

[The_Bucket_Of_Truth]

all women are lesbians. they do it to get attention. the act of sex cannot exist without a man

[Jannodude]

I’m okay with this. Make sure you throw some lip biting and blushing up in dat bitch. Oh, and emotionally abusive relationships.

Bitches live that shit.

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You speaking truth. The moment a dude starts treating his girl like a princess that’s when everything drains down the gutter. Girls dig that asshole side of every guy. The moment his soft, you lost the battle. It’s a power struggle!

[Matriarch]

You speaking truth. The moment a dude starts treating his girl like a princess that’s when everything drains down the gutter. Girls dig that asshole side of every guy. The moment his soft, you lost the battle.

Girls enjoy the challenge of changing someone. The harder it is to get someone to change, the more rewarding it is when you finally break them.

But if this goes on too long, she can become frustrated and leave. If you bend to her whims too easily she becomes bored.

So you better treat us like a princess when we’re ready for it, and we don’t even known when that will be.

Good luck.

[Jannodude]

Girls enjoy the challenge of changing someone. The harder it is to get someone to change, the more rewarding it is when you finally break them.

But if this goes on too long, she can become frustrated and leave. If you bend to her whims too easily she becomes bored.

So you better treat us like a princess when we’re ready for it, and we don’t even known when that will be.

Good luck.

I agree but any guy shouldn’t single-handedly give their set of nuts to their significant other. I’m talking experience with my 4 year relationship. It’s a power struggle between a guy and a girl. They should work for it, we should work for it. The sad thing is a lot of guys change them selves to cater whats “best” for the lady but in the end did themselves hurt because the guy that they changed to wasn’t the guy she met in the first place.

[REALPLAYER]

silly broads, people don’t change. asshole now = asshole later. you dames are just loco in la cabeza. gluttons for punishment is the official term. challenge? ** BITCH PLEASE. **You chicks are laughable.

[Cee_Dizzy]

Lol SRK GD is so top tier.

[Jannodude]

You don’t want to change people to begin with though

[ugo_2u]

dude it is quite simple

just hit her with a SHUN GOKU SATSU and bammm she is straight like an arrow

[Havatchu]

I was trying to find a reason to post something lighthearted. Would you rather me share what I really think of this thread?

LOL your version of lighthearted involves someone getting shot in the chest.

[angelpalm]

Lesbians should be banned from using any phallic like device/tool. No dildos, vibes, or handles. You ain’t bout that life, remember biaootch!

[Havatchu]

all women are lesbians. they do it to get attention. the act of sex cannot exist without a man

Um, what.

The only thing you were kinda sorta right about was if you had said reproduction instead of sex.

Yeah, I tried to look up the definition, and yeah, you’re right, it’s does have emphasis on reproduction and “either” sexes not including both, but that definition will be changed in the future.

Because it is outdated.

[Redbeard]

all women are lesbians. they do it to get attention. the act of sex cannot exist without a man

Lmfao dude you say some of the most ignorant shit I’ve ever read on this site. This is gold, gimme moar.

Girls enjoy the challenge of changing someone. The harder it is to get someone to change, the more rewarding it is when you finally break them.

But if this goes on too long, she can become frustrated and leave. If you bend to her whims too easily she becomes bored.

So you better treat us like a princess when we’re ready for it, and we don’t even known when that will be.

Good luck.

Wait what? Do we get a hint or something? Keyword?

What if I just constantly flap my jerk switch on and off? Like I’m gonna be a total dick about lunch time, but I got dinner by candle light covered boo. Then it’s all “suck my cock now bitch” but make sweet love after?

[Havatchu]

Girls enjoy the challenge of changing someone. The harder it is to get someone to change, the more rewarding it is when you finally break them.

But if this goes on too long, she can become frustrated and leave. If you bend to her whims too easily she becomes bored.

So…why would you ever want to do any of that in the first place? Seems like an enormous waste of time for something (manipulating) you call “fun”.

So you better treat us like a princess when we’re ready for it, and we don’t even known when that will be.

I…don’t think so.

If it’s all an act anyway then I guess I’ll just “act” like an asshole.

[ugo_2u]

Hey everyone, lets look at this from another angle
Zangief is GAY!!!
but people still use him.

DUDE if you want her to change so bad they if you cant whoop her a raging demon in the bedroom you can try hakan U2, that shit works on a lady. I tried it once and my gf was like where did I learn that. from that day i have max respect for hakan.

[ShinAkuma204]

Convince her into a 3 some with another hot bisexual chick and you then fuck her like a beast!

[BEWD]

And this thread has become the Matriarch show, once again.