Alcohol.
Actually you can stalk her. Then leave random pictures of dicks in the places that she frequents a lot so you can be sure that she’ll see it.
Subliminal messages work, trust me. Eventually she won’t be able to stop thinking about them and you will be there to swoop in and stick it to her to save the day.
It’s from Chasing Amy…
but its about star wars
Glad I’m not the only one that doesn’t get the reference.
Sending responds from my iPhone, like a champ. Sorta.
I was trying to find a reason to post something lighthearted. Would you rather me share what I really think of this thread?
It’s the context of the movie.
Terribly presented with that clip, but the movie is about a part time lesbian realizing she’s part time.
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I’M LISTENING
Nobody wants that; stop getting baited.
Why you do this?
Oh I’d love to hear this.
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Do you always listen to text?
“Dive for catfish in Annie Defranco in Lake”
“You don’t need to talk on Annie Defranco Lake”
“You are so wet right now, do you need crackers for your soup”
Why haven’t I heard of this before?
The voice in my head that reads them, DUUUUHHHHH
THAT set up. I don’t even know why I’m laughing at this. 
Which head?
both, i make sure i point my bellend at the screen and give him ample time to read as well.
that’s right, my cock was just pointed at your avatar
in all honesty, lesbians are kind of not gay. they want a dick every now and then but not so often. it’s just they kind of hate straight men (some of them) its like men are the competition. they love women because of the soft silky, smooth body and they know what buttons to press. it comes down to you being there at the right time when they want a man and have that desire for the pole. no offense, but you sound like a virgin and if you are remember… THEY ARE A TON OF FISH IN THE SEA. it really means something because it’s true! just relax someone will come your way eventually, but you can’t wait for it! you have to go out there and go for it!
If lesbians don’t get to be really homosexual then straight people don’t get to be really heterosexual.
So I went ahead and C&P’d all of you guys post into a word document and submitted to a publishing house.
Movie deals already in the works.
It’s called “2 Shades of 1 Cup of Grey”
This thread… It amuses me… But there’s a certain tactic on the Internet that seems to work fairly well. I believe it’s called “rape”. Now, I don’t know if it’s accurate or not, but it should work 90% of the time. The other 10% involves you turning gay in prison.