classic masha
I once went to a Topless Bottomless bar and nobody was there!
I’m going to have to say…yes. 
Been trying to PM you but your box is full
Well if she’s letting you do it she’s obviously letting others do it too. If they’ve got something, there’s a good chance you can contract it. Do yourself a favor and keep your contact with strippers to hands only (if they allow that at your particular club). Not worth it to get some nasty shit just to lick a tit.
Since this thread had been necro’ed, has anyone since the OP post anywhere else, recently?
Or did the stripper tit musk do for him?
As I see it.
Im still alive and well so let this be a lesson. If it feels right go for it.
If they’re a dude though they won’t have the tits >.>
Unless they bought some fake ones.
Only if she wiped off the jizz from all the pop shots she took throughout the night first.
lol somebody isn’t getting the joke(see Cambodian breast milk and Sugar Cookie joke for more details)…
Get a photo with a midget holding these balloons :party:
bad boy
does a little dance
I don’t want anything of mine touching a stripper. I don’t even like stripclubs period.
man i got a lapdance last night and all i did was suck tits
i thought of this thread immediately lol
From personal experience, fucking strippers is always a waste of money…on top of it being unsanitary.
I think of it this way. They’re only doing it for money. It’s their job to do what they do. Even if they enjoyed it, which it’s likely they didn’t, you are still going to pay them.
Would you hang out with your freinds if you had to pay them?
Yeah, I’ll probably go to a strip club sometime, but I have no intention for paying for anything other than maybe a lapdance for the novelty of it.
Where the hell do you guys go to see naked bitches to think of some of these scare excuses to not indulge what your heterosexual tendencies want you to? All the clubs I’ve been to, had women that I would use their asses like oxygen masks. And fucking right would I bury my face in tits and lick the nips. So is it unhygenic to suck some stripper titties? WHO CARES T&A are great, take chances.
i’d just like to say that this is the best thread ever
Donald Trump does not like to shake hands with others, due to germ-phobia. But he will touch beautiful women, because he said that it’s worth the risk. Haha.
Paying to fuck a stripper = doing it wrong.