I went last week and got probably the greatest lapdance of my life. She kinda put her titties in my mouth, and I didn’t insta-pussy like half this thread
Gtfo with this “I get aids from tits” nonsense
I remember the first time (and only time) I went to the strip club.
I remember this black chick who rubbed her vag on me just the right way, she basically jacked me off through my pants. That was cool.
This latina chick flashed me her vag. She was nice. lol
This thick white chick rubbed her ass on me… was gross.
I bit a strippers nipple and she told me she liked a man who knew what he wanted. (I probably could have boned her for the right price but thats gross. I already bit her thats enough.)
Those were the highlights of the night that and my underage friend got kicked out for drinking. That was also the fastest I ever used up 60 bucks in my life.
On a side note. I made it a point to look directly into the eyes of every stripper I approached (made me feel powerful or something).
Edit: One last thing every time I hear this song it takes me back to that night:
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LMFAO i do this all the time…you feel like yelling “[media=youtube]8Wcr63XMfeY[/media]” like the fucking Joker
all im trying to say is that sucking on stripper titties is an amazing experience and should not be frowned upon
that bitch was cradling me in her arms and i was going at it like an infant
im a young boy i need dat calcium
20$ tuesdays are amazing. yall need to come to nola for these 2 for 1 nights at dejavu. drinks on me
Hey you’ll get no disagreement from me.
pretty sure no one meant to pass their genes to the next generation actually fucks strippers but cmon man everything else is fair game
I think everyone should make it a point to go to a strip club in Montreal at least once in their lives. $10 full-contact private dances from drop dead gorgeous girls? Fuck yeah. This girl literally jacked me off through my pants and kept licking my ears while I had my hands down her panties grabbing her ass cheeks.
I respect this thread…
Only went to one strip club in town, ever.
Was…'ok’
Full nude place, too.
Turnoff though, was one chick’s pussy was about the size of a place that you can park 18-wheelers in, and still have room.
The endless black hole O.O
I wonder if girls makes threads like “Is it unsanitary to let this gigolo smack his dang-a-lang on my cheek then skeet on my face” type shit.
If you guys ever want to make an official SRK ganbang porno I’ll finance it as long as I get to be in it.