Because I kinda deeed it…
got my 40bucks worth gotdammit
Not at all.
Calcium is essential to maintaining total body health.
Depends on the strip club I guess? But then again, why go to those clubs in the first place if they’re unclean?
You can get STDs from sitting on the toilet.
You couldn’t pay me enough to lick a stripper’s titties
well actually you could
but it wouldn’t be an economically wise use of money
next time, wipe dem titties down with some hand wipe sanitizers, then you can proceed to suck worry-free.
A guy I know went to a strip club and the girl that was dancing took off her thong and slung it at him. So yeah he was having fun and he put that shit on his head… next day he got pink eye…
This thread title is hilarious if you see it on the homepage with elipses
well if you’re a true baller you would have washed them down with champagne first so it would be a non-issue.
well depends if the guy before you sucked on her tits…then you pretty much made out with him, or if he titty fucked her and jizzed on her tits. then you pretty much sucked his dick and took his load.
i finger banged a stripper before…but you can wash your hands. You can’t wash your mouth
you must have very bad teeth
I call bullshit.
Unless of course by “stripper” you are referring to an escort. If so, then suck away my friend. Suck away.
Listerine fights bad breath and gingivitis, not jizz breath and HIV.
ugh… the mere concept of putting my mouth on some stripper’s tit makes me shudder… you may as well lick a rat’s taint… bleagh!:arazz:
Silicone is not.
This is why I carry wet wipes, you never know when you’re gonna need some.
Is it possible for you to reply without a picture or youtube link these days, sir?
And I’ve worked in a strip club. If you were at a questionable establishment, start a 4 hour listerine gargle.
also in a pinch you can use some tide to go. just put a dab on one tittie and rub the two together vigorously.
lol, this is a myth concocted by cheating husbands when their wife discovers they have an std (women believe everything, I knew a guy that told his wife that men can’t hold their bladder while in the shower when she freak out about peeing on her). It’s virtually impossible to get an std off a toilet seat unless they have an outbreak and you sat down with an open sore on your ass within a second or two of when they got up.
Sucking stripper titties? Damn. Brush, floss, and rinse. Fuck, just drink the Scope. Or just get the tainted teeth removed before they mutate you into Strippertit Man, defender of skank bitches on poles from the pimps who be pimpin’.
Or something.
I tell you, if I got a terminal disease, I’d want Sammy Davis Jr. to tell me the news.
“Hey, friend. You got AIDS.”
“Wow, I thought I’d feel bummed, but I’m actually chipper. Thanks, Sammy!”
“Bitch shut yo mouth before I have Frankie cockslap you!”