Just think about every other dude that got a dance with that stripper THAT day who also nibbled at them titties. I’m sure she doesn’t clean up after herself after every dance. So, your basically getting sloppy seconds…
not according to this guy
Oh man same here, I was 19 and stupid horny.She saw me as a money mark so constantly flirted sat in my lap, kept egging me to get a lap dance. So I did. sucked on her titties. Then she said let’s go to the VIP room, and I said no. I then jacked off tha night.
Oh man. I was hoping she wasn’t a cop or something. Then I rinsed my mouth with Listerine once I got home, because I reallized how many other dudes probably sucked those titties that night without her washing.
also another time this amazon bitch, took my glasses off and put them in her snatch. It pissed me off and I cleaned them with soap and water, then bleach. Fucking bitch, I don’t want crabs on my face.
i’ve eaten out and fucked strippers before. Fuck hygiene and shit. You can fuck nasty ass non strippers too. Strippers actually generally take somewhat decent care of themselves too.
one time this stripper took my hat and fingered the shit out of her pussy with it. I could never wear it again cuz it started smelling bad by the next day
Ya… You are from Hamilton.
A pictures is worth a thousand words, which is probably something The Damned should look into.
Also, I am fairly sure that the original listerine could kill Malaria.
Bleh… I used to shoot promotional videos for a local strip club and that experience alone turned me off to the whole industry… kinda felt sorry for some of the girls too when I saw some of the shit they had to put up with every night.
between post like these and in the blanka thread, I think we’d be buds. No honestly though why ruin shit like that. Man this one time bitch was dancing, and she was shaking her ass in my friend’s face, then the bitch farted, funniest shit ever. Dude gets up and just fucking hurls on stage because he got some debris on the side of his lip. haha bitch had to have mexican.
on my buddy’s 19th bday, we took him to the stripper’s. He didn’t know about the no touching rule, and almost had the shit beaten out of him by the bouncers when he fucking He-Man slapped a stripper’s ass. She fortunately came to his defence, oddly enough. Dude got caught up in the moment.
you don’t say Ronin…what was your stage name?
but seriously, moar details plz. I’m curious about the behind the scenes kinda shit at rippers.
lol i seldom go to Hamilton strip clubs…mostly cuz coke fueled bouncers have actually killed people in Hamilton clubs (one bouncer a few years back gave a patron a fucking curby, and killed him instantly). I usually venture out to Solid Gold’s (got to party with Pantera there waaaaaaay back in the day), or Sundowners in Niagara Falls, or if you wanna have a great night out, hit up The Manor in Guelph. Drank with Ron Jeremy there, and watched a chick in a suit of armor juggle flaming torches while she stripped.
Hamilton IS good for 10 dollar lap dances though lmfao. I’ve been to some places where the girls are haggling you for sex. I recall going to a place in Mississauga where this one girl had a blast with me. At one point, I got on stage, and put a bill on my face for her to pick up with her pussy. When she lowers her box (God bless Canada and it’s fully nude strip clubs) to pick up the bill, I blew it away real quick so I could britzzzzzzky her pussy when she sat on me. Crowd cheered and she didn’t seem to mind. During the course of spending about 100 bux on lap dances/forplay from her, she started off with “You can come home with me for $250”. Then it became 200, then down to 100. I ended up getting her to come home with me for free, minus the lap dances and alcohol I bought her.
Strip clubs are fucking strange magical places where shit stops making sense and the gameplan you had before you walked in the door changes the moment your dick starts making decisions
My stage name was Delicious.
What do you want to know?
Never has this GIF been more appropriate.
And, just so I don’t get hated on for posting a meme graphic without contributing, here is the “Ask a Stripper” Q&A thread that we did on another forum. It’s… educational.
How long did it take to learn to pick up a dollar bill with your ass cheeks?
This is RC you’re talking about.
He was doing it with his urethral meatus.
Right? As the page was loading I was thinking “ohhhhhhhhh damn what is THIS one gonna be SRK?”
stripper tittles is kinda mundane after all the ideas flying through my head.
strip club stories.
this could become a classic thread, or die off.
I hope you like the taste of glitter and/or shame.
Best place for strip clubs that I have been to is definately 8mile road in Detroit. If you’re ever in the area, check it out. Bitches are hurting for money out there. I’ve always wanted to take a trip to the Canada strip club scene, mainly Montreal/Toronto cuz I hear they are off the chain!!!
And tricks of the trade: If you really want a good time, got at the beginning of the month where strippers gotta pay rent. They probably wasted their months earnings on stupid shit and are looking to make it up. The holidays are also a good time, because strippers got kids and want to give em the world. Bless their hearts!!!
And if you really want to know if a dancer gives a good performance in her lap dances, if the patron:
-Goes straight to the bathroom
-Exits the club
-Patron is in the room for a LONG time,
Then more than likely it’s a good dance.
If the guy comes back to his seat and is there for a minute, then MAYBE the dance wasn’t that good. Skip.!!!
AHAHAHAHAHA…rapppppeeee. Rappppeeee. Pink eye ahoy RRrrrrrrrrrr!!
I had an asian friend who fell in love w/ a stripper…I think he got aids & died…
Damn.
I wear deadstocked snapbacks and shit so no way would I have let that ride(Unless I was EXTREMELY inebriated).
But I got hit one of these joints up. They all seem grimy as hell though.
Damn, these horror stories…
buys a night light