Is it unhygenic to suck some stripper titties?

wondering if youll get stds is part of the fun.

Don’t you see? The risk…that’s part of the thrill. It’s what people enjoy. I just love hearing the horror stories.

ummm everything lol. What kinda crazy shit went on behind closed doors? What sorta REALLY crazy shit did you ever have to deal with? I could go on and on

I’ve been to some where they wear (not so) transparent tape on their nipples. I was pissed when I went to get me some and discovered I was lickin’ on scotch tape like Ralph Wiggums. But then it hit me, that I could have gotten just about anything from them titties. Soooo… I just stopped.

And yeah, some crazy stuff goes down in strip clubs. There have been a number of things I’ve turned down that really make me wonder what really could have happened… :tup:

You’re gonna have to be more specific.

>this thread

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A while. That shit is a lot harder than it looks.

I would make sure nobody ever knew about me sucking a strippers titty, but you are apparently proud enough to post it on SRK…good job?!

This combined with your Av…lmfao

I now picture Batman stabbing a girl in the chest with a Batarang if the lap dance wasn’t good enough.

Friendly, first-name basis visits to the clinic?

I can’t really throw stones at anyone in this thread. All I’m going to say.

To suck, or not to suck - that is the question.

Yeah, the hammer. :down:

Just imagine every other Joe Schmoe she’s done the Gravitational Grind to having the same idea as you. Now, imagine Joe Schmoe insert number here has Mono or herpes in the mouth or something. I don’t know if contraction is plausible from titty to mouth, I’m just saying…watch your mouth. :lol:

I don’t think it should be too bad as long as you didn’t bite her and she immediately cleaned herself with warm water and antibacterial soap. I’m sure she’ll be fine.

I still think its funny when Strippers call themselves Exotic Dancers!

It’s like when Fat Chicks call themselves Curvy!

That’s always been my biggest issue with strip clubs, I can’t separate the two. I can’t sit there and enjoy titties in my face without thinking “how much has this chick suckered all these other dudes out of so far, and where were their hands and mouth and shit?” Unhygenic indeed.

This made me laugh so fucking hard, because it’s true.

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Only if they be 100% Cambodian

kinda glad i stumbled upon these threads. i am ignorant of strip clubs having never been to one before. who knows what crazy shit i might’ve done.