If they have herpes on their legs and you sit on the toilet you can get it. If there is urine on the seat and you sit on it you can get a strain of hepatits if they have it. No you won’t get aids or anything fatal but you can still catch other things.
You’re right that it’s a possibility, it’s just very unlikely. Remember, virus’ can’t live in a cold, dry environment like a toilet seat for very long so the next person sitting down would have to do it pretty quick. Also, since these diseases can’t really absorb through the skin well so you’d need an open sore or cut. But you’re right, it can happen.
Ruining a great thread with STD talk bros.
I only let these bitches put their tits in my face, because I am sure some creepy old dude slobbered all over them before me. I never had a stripper offer me extra services though. Never spent much at a club. All the hoes I know just do shit outside of it.
You should think of them titties like they were the bowl of nuts at the bar. Sure they look good and would go great with that beer but damn, every man in the bar has pissed at least once without washing his hands and then stuck them all up in that bowl of nuts.
SO basically, if You want to suck a titty, you need to go first. Which brings up the question, how early is too early to go to the strip club? Unless you’re in Vegas, then I guess you can go whenever they are open.
Whoa this thread went to 3 pages?
Usually youre not even allowed to touch strippers titties but she kept putting her nipples on my lips so I reverted to instinct and went to town on them. She was sexy as hell, smelled nice, and let me do what I wanted. It was at Whiskey A Go Go in Woodbridge Ontario ( like 20 mins north of toronto). It was also my first time getting a good feel of some fake tits and they felt kinda weird tbh. Also when she did the pussy pop in my face that shit looked immaculate I almost ate THAT shit too. It was a sloppy drunk night for me.
Im still alive so id recommend it if the moment is right and you have enough whiskey in your system to counteract any germs LMAO
If your mouth has been on it, your niggaz mouth was probably on it earlier that evening.
I did this once at Garden Of Eden in San Francisco, I was drunk off my ass and the broad got me for last $16. It was after a Giants game, spur of the moment trip.
I felt ashamed afterwards.
Well hey, if you’re not dead (or at least dying) yet, I guess it couldn’t have been that bad.
One time a stripper came out of the bathroom and started grinding on this guy. When the guy left he had a big brown streak mark across his white t-shirt.
Damn…
That’s hot. What a lucky guy.
I think that falls under marking one’s territory.
Trifling heaux…
Reminds me of that [media=youtube]1XbWhu_8Ix0&t=1m35s"[/media] standup shit lol…
All I can say is… GET 'EMM!!! Titties that is.
-Starhammer-
put ur trust in the almighty trojan condom.
Yo I have not been to strip club yet, but I am laughing my ASS off in this thread! Please keep it coming!
once i went to a strip club and this one stripper was like you should come to my other place, you can touch my tits there
i thought it was code for for the right price you can have sex with me at this other place for the right price
so i drove there the next weekend and i was right
So did she charge you extra for being ugly?
I went to a strip club one time. As I was walking to the backgroom to get a dance, this other chick came up to me and asked if I wanted to buy a lucky girl a drink. I didn’t know what that was all about, so I declined. What the heck could that have meant?!
is she your often mentioned asian wife?
lol whenever I go it’s usually already around midnight. Or some time I can’t actually go buy alcohol. If I’m going to a bar, I may as well see some vag. I do always wonder about the fact that strip clubs open pretty early actually. I couldn’t picture going out for lunch to the rippers, or making it a tuesday afternoon thing. Can you imagine how pissed the girls would be if you’re in there at like 3pm, and you’re the only dude there, turning down lapdances?