They were wanting to grease you out of as much money as possible, basically, and get you in conversation with a girl who could potentially give you a lap dance.
All about getting dat guap.
Signed,
Everybody
And just after I had praised your growth in the “don’t lurk, you pussy” thread.
'Twas sarcasm, on Psycho’s part, my good mod.
As I see it.
FAIL!
On topic: The one time I went and had fun, was when some bitch rubbed her ass in my buddy’s face. His nose is pretty big and he was complaining of smell after she left. He first thought she farted, but it stuck with him the whole night 
That’s when I found about the strippers “marking territory”, even funnier because he wasn’t throwing $ around and it was our first time there.
These places are pretty fucking lame, other than that time.
i nominated for an article…
it wouldve been more wrong not to…
You should be asking the stripper the same question, and not us. As a paying customer, you are entitled to know more about the product/services that you are purchasing and the risks involved with buying said product/service. It is her duty to inform you of the risks and answer any of your questions before you pay money. If she refuses to do so, tell her that you’d rather take your business elsewhere. Or you can ask to speak to her supervisor.
Lots of scaremongering 
The herpes virus does not have a long life outside of the body, like a couple of seconds. Transmission from skin to skin is very very very unlikely. Pretty much all reported herpes transmissions occur during sex.
You can sit on a toilet seat with urine on it, yes it’s dirty, but unless you have open lesions on your legs or ass you won’t catch anything.
It’s about bodily fluids, so semen to blood to mothers milk. Did she lactate in your mouth? Even if she has herpes, HIV, hepatitis C, all at the same time, I doubt the payload in titty milk would be sufficient for a full blown transmission. In order to get infected you need exposure above a certain amount of the respective virus. Unless she squirted loads, like a good ol’ coffee mug. I doubt that happened. Even so, her titty milk must make contact with blood in your mouth, and for that you need a nice open lesion. Was that the case when you sucked her?
So the risk lies in:
- Did she lactate in your mouth?
- If yes, was it a lot or a little?
- If yes, did you have open lesions in your mouth with fresh blood?
If the answer is no: You’re absolutely fine. Just clean yourself up, rinse your mouth and you’ll be fine.
If you answer is yes, especially for 3), then you may have been exposed, however the chances of catching anything serious or permanent are extremely small. If it bothers you, then get a check up for peace of mind. Edit: this is obviously assuming that she carries an STD, if any at all.
no, its fine
i’m loving how now we’re apparantly getting herpes from nipples. Holy shit, I am horrified to think of the strip clubs some of you guys are going to
This some of the comments in this thread are hilarious.
this is nothing some listerine cant handle
go for it soldier
the earlier you go, the better chance you have of actually being offered some ‘extras’. The day shit girls are usually more fun, and in NJ, that usually means that they are Brazillian. The night shift is filled with Russian, and though they are fine, they padlock their shit tight.
What about when you got bitches bringing their lips to your lips? Is that a tease or are they down to make out?
considering your tongue/lips/gums are both membranes, it’s actually pretty easy to get herp in ways that don’t involve sex.
I had a bitch kiss me once, but I didn’t see it coming. I was worried, because for all I know she sucked some dude’s dick before me. She seemed classy though so hopefully that was not the case.
Lust is fleeting.
Herpes is forever.
As I see it.
that happened to me as well. she was sitting on my lap and we was talking “business” and all of a sudden she steals a kiss. i was caught totally off guard.
greatest thread title ever?
not sure if i could put those in my mouth while “in the club”. Now if we ended up leaving the club together or we met up somewhere else…
I have only squeeze a pair in the club it was a no touch policy but the chick did not care. I was like are those real and she said want to touch them?
Can we get the thread title amended with “A: Yes”, please?
As I see it.
Then you dealing with Lady Boys.
Seriously cambodian/thai strippers with an accent. May be a dude.