If you won’t have sex with a guy with a mustache, you’re a closet case homo.
This guy doesn’t have a moustache.
No mention of the Mayor of Earth?
In the end though we must all pay respect to the god…
Freddie Mercury’s mustache looks like two caterpillars trying to smooch
And he changed the world with it.
Relevant.
A mustache is all good, but good luck when you have a cold. You better make sure that stays clean as much as possible.
That explains why I can only grow 7/8 facial hair.
Burt Reynolds vs Tom Selleck go go !
They gonna do what they say can’t be done?
I was in tears when I seen the 5th picture and tex. x’D
Sam Elliott that nigga that could melt the panties off any woman just by reading the phone book.
Having a lower tier mustache than Tom Selleck balances his ass out.
As if his Mustache is really less then Sellecks. Just cuz Tom is SSS tier don’t mean Sams SS tier mustache is lesser for it.
We had to nerf him somwhere, or else GLAAD couldn’t exist because the sexual identity line would be so blurred you’d think a drunk lefty drew them.
The John Waters mustache beats Sam’s, Sellecks, and all the rest.
I can’t believe you guys never mentioned this guy.
No Charles Bronson or Lee Van Cleef what is wrong with this thread?
http://whatculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/lee-van-cleef.jpg
Also I look more like classic green arrow with my stache but I grow facial hair so quick I could give Giby a run for his money. shave and the beard is back, its alot of work.
Boom bitches.
This image says all
I wanted to add Vincent Price:
