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“Fat Walrus” with beady eyes
that hockey coach guy.
That’s what you will look like with your mustache. + what you guys said about funbags. that was pretty good.
A mustache may seems glamorous but good luck eating cereal or soup.
It’s a nightmare.
Boo hoo.
Some people will never be tall.
Some people will never have a 6-pack.
Some people will never have long hair.
Some people will never have a big dick.
Some women will never have a shapely figure.
But remember, if you’re stupid, you can always go learn something and become smart. :tup:
can grow a mustache but not a beard 
lol explain. I grow a magnificent blond beard, but my mustache just comes in and it’s this awful colour until it fully grows, the stubby hairs pick up grease and dirt and food like crazy, and my skin just feels awful if there is any hair there. And obviously shaving it is a fucking nightmare too. Fuck you, upper lip!!!
i swear Lanny McDonald looks like Rufus from Bum Fights.
I get patches on my cheeks that some areas look like will never grow hair. Some people just can’t grow beards. Such is life.
An interesting fact.
Full blooded Native American men cant grow facial hair, which is why you never see Natives with a beard…but they also never have to worry about ever going bald.
The same genetic properties that cause facial and body hair also cause balding.
Hence why you’ve also never seen a bald Native American.
I wish I had your problem. I can’t shave mine before it grows back like three days later. -_-
how many faces you got?
Sh-sh-sh-shu! One! Two! VEE-EIGHT! Gutter Trash!
I know some dudes with thick heads of hair that also look like they’re wearing a sweater when going shirtless. Where’s your precious science explain that?!
More like those full face of hair dudes always on those daytime talk shows, exclusively like its a big deal, who don’t even say anything and were that boring, and looked at like a sideshow. From S.America or Mexico.
Thick head of hair, also hairy everywhere else and you’re looking at them a lot when shirtless is hard to explain. Some explanation and also pointing to what race these guys are, your favorite, would be more information here to discuss, rather than his opposite gene blocker thing.
Got em again! Being racist, to the written language. Don’t even respect it to use the conjunction on the last line pun.
Beaten only by…
Spoiler
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You cannot ignore his girth.
Your drunk
a men of men, but he still had something that’s one shade away from a dirty sanchez…
ya caught me, no excuses, your right.
They’re really awesome and stylish, especially when you get food and snot caught in them. Hot.
How old are they?
I’ll assume well under 30.
Look at pictures of Sitting Bull and other famous Native Americans from the 19th century, before intermarriage with non native peoples.
All beardless & moustacheless.
All with full heads of hair.
No receding hairlines or bald spot.
Scientific fact jack.
Eskimos don’t count though.
You don’t kneed proper grammer when you’ve got a killer 'stache.
also scientific fact.