I Can't Ever Grow A Mustache

I shave it often, but I do like my mustache xD

How could you forget…

Nothing relevant about GT.

Also:

http://s3.roosterteeth.com/images/Hightower516591db7e059.jpg

Native blood often causes a distinct lack of body hair in general. Which for me is great since I find body hair completely gross. I even have several friends who are jealous of how little I have to shave compared to them.

He was providing this for an example of an action

But all I see is the mustaches. even though some are clearly fakin’ it.

i currently have a sad excuse for a mustache that i’ve been trying to grow for like 3 years. my beard prospects are also developing equally shitty.

on the plus side, my hairless chest and back have only gotten compliments.

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First person to post their own mustache on a 2 page mustache thread.
Hold dat.

I cant grow one so I can’t post one. The worst part, is my beard comes in blond, but my mustache comes in almost red, so it looks like I ate tomato soup via repeated headbutts.

Wish I could give away my mustache. When I do grow out my facial hair I never keep it. Feels weird to me.

Wish my sad excuse for a mustache was as great as I want it to be.

Also…

http://i.imgur.com/unAZtKM.jpg

https://s3.amazonaws.com/bullyxtreme/Sandow-205x300.jpg

Well Evo is coming up so I think ill grow my beard out again if you were there last year in tekken and or KOF or top 16 Marvel I was the judge with the beard. Other than that I hate pictures and dont understand selfies or whatever they are called so if you get one of me consider it a rare drop no ones wants.

It also itches like a bitch.

just keep on going to Monster Jam events and I’m sure by the 15th visit it will start to grow in

my beard gets hella itchy, but not my mustache o.0

It doesn’t do that if you shower.

Do u have a bald pussy?

almost forgot

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