Hey shaft would you or anyone else here like a bigger colon?
Bigger Colon
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There it is.
Work construction.
Thats just dumb. Why would you even think that this would work?
Anyway it is almost time for to do my morning ritual. I haven’t seen any significant changes as of yet except for a strange odor.
So I am still feeling it a bit insecure about my “issue”.
I thank god every day for the blessing that I have but is it too much to ask for bigger hands? I mean if my hands are bigger and I pray with those bigger hands doesn’t that just mean I am that much more devoted?
Wear boxers a few sizes too big and sleep nude. Think like bonsai except reverse, and for your dick.
I wish I thought of how to grow girth when I was a lad. Length isn’t everything my son.
ill tell you, if you suck mine
Grip an original Xbox controller tightly for an hour a day.
Ninja Turtle hands ftw.
Hand jelqs.
Get stung by bees then you’ll be swole.
Motherfucker that only works in cartoons…I know because I have tried.
No.
OP has small hands and will have to live with it for his entire life.
How do i make my massive enormous dick bigger
Want Big hands, GO BIG, GO FOR HAPP HANDS!!!
Mod Happ arcade parts with seriously strong springs, were speaking surplus Soviet automobile parts here
Practice on the Manly Joystick of the GODS till you have Gorilla hands or the Happ joystick shaft snaps
Have NASA built you an arcade stick using Space Age/Military Grade materials, repeat process.
You have arms (and hands) bigger than when Quagmire discovered Internet Porn.
Move up to bullet ants then!
Take that manhood test!
But goku, you come right out of a manga book.
The most logical thing to do is buy a ticket to Florida, knock on a random house door. When the person answers, immediately assume they are a licensed medical professional and demand they give you injections to make your hands grow.
HGH can make your hands big… lawl. No seriously if your unlucky and you got bitch hands and well your older than 18 just cut your losses and accept your a bitch.
You could try and find other guys in the bitch dilemma and hang out with them to boost your confidence, but dont hang around with dwarves, they have manly hands designed to carve through mountains, this will only assist in your inevitable plunge into bitch suicide.
That’s a terrible idea.
Why would you pay so much money to do a medical procedure that you can easily do yourself? All you need is a sharp needle, a turkey injector and some distilled water. Don’t waste your money on any of those internet “mega hand” liquids. It’s just Mexican well water. My only word of advice is to practice using the injector with your mouth as after you get the first hand done, it will be hard to operate. If you really are serious about this and you’re not just doing it cause you love the feeling of masturbating with gloves full of water, than find somebody you trust, and build your relationship up to the part where they are willing to stuff your mitts with ground beef and sew you back up, don’t come to the internet looking for quick fixes.