It’s in Spanish, so it’s probably from Mexico, which means I have no issue with it being used without a second thought.
It’s a horse steroid. I am fairly sure that science has proven that if you inject it directly into your dick, you will grow a horse cock. Find your ponies and then non-consentual sexings.
when all else fails…
rip them off and replace them with metal fingers that happen to be longer.
Eat spinach. There was a study published on the Journal for Mariner Excellence which concluded that on 87% of people with large hands, a sustained diet of Spinach can lead to an increase in hand and arm size as well as granting them shapeshifting abilities. Whether or not you could shapeshift your then huge hands into Hulk fists was not tested but it seems very plausible.
This is the single best way to increase hand size.
So I did some research into the subject last night. I somehow stumbled upon this link.
Am I wrong or is it telling me that I can make things grow by pissing on them? If so this is like easy mode for giant hands and I don’t have to stick them in a vice like I was planning.
Gonna try it this morning when I take my first piss since I hear that the morning piss is the most active with hormones and addititves or some scienctific ish.
When you don’t log in, SRK is white. But when you do log in, it’s black.
Probably just applies to colors.
remind me never to shake Angelpalms hand. Ever
Back in the REALLY old days, they had a penis growth ‘idea’ that involved pouring burning hot tar all over your dick, and wrapping it in tree bark. Sure, your dick grew big, but that went away as soon as the swelling/burns/boils went away
I just made the best sandwich I have ever eaten in my life.
But it looks so big in my puny above average hands.
Dont get discourage, just pee on your hands more or better soak your hand on dat pee for 15 minutes every morning & before bed…You can palm a basketball in no time…
I can already palm a basketball, wtf I am 6’5.
And I soaked them in pee for atleast 30 minutes. Is it because my pee is to clear and not yellow?
Dammit why am I so healthy and vibrant?
i think u need to take that medicine orally. Best way to grow big piss hands is to drink the piss, and let it work its magic from the inside.
I mean, you don’t rub tylenol all over your forehead when you have a headache, do you?
Women with big vaginas are disgusting, of course, since over half of SRK is in to “thick” women you are bound to run into this problem.
If drinking piss made you grow then all them chineses would be gian…YAO MING!!!
yo this is Shaft Agent aka Dolph Cumgrin aka Trill Donahue and founding member of the Morse Code Mafia. i got yo back, palm. follow this diagram, B.
dem red lines be string you tie to yo bed.
http://i.lulzimg.com/27c0cfb0b1.jpg
works.
… .----. – -. — - — -. .-… -.-- .- -.-. …- … - — – . .-. --…-- … .----. – - … . .–. .-. . … … -… . -. - --…-- -… … - -.-. … .-.-.-
I’d jump out the window and my feet would hit the ground before my elbow straightened out.
I"m quoting this pic as pictorial evidence that Shaft Agent clearly has a skewed visual perception, and that his posts asserting what constitutes beauty ought be denied any credibility whatsoever.
In light of this new evidence, what he calls beautiful might very well be some warped permutation of AW’s favorite fetish, or something along the lines of D.J. Qualls with a vag.
Man, some guys are just born with it. I’m not going to win any length contests, but I make up for it in spades with girth.
My ring size is like 10.5-11.
yo this Shaft Agent aka Mung Jizzy aka Shartacus- and Enforcer of the Mavis Beacon Hit Squad.
i feel ur pain. change of “jump out of windo w,” to “tie to car and go slo w.”
fixed.
i drew dat wit my left hand
don’t get space barred in yo colon.