then your dick will look
BIG!
I now understand the midget fetish…:pleased:
My dick is longer SIDEWAYS, than your movie career.
I just want to have abnormally proportioned man hands.
Like Makoto, that dudes hands are GINORMOUS!!!
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRCO8OOn1DKQJIrT0YXZKOcAlUymBP7AI5h7ti3MrMP480vT_5sMz6wyw3p
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Ahh, you got me there good sir.
The Ugly Chicks thread would like to have a word with you…
How to make your ***** bigger? Oh, that’s easy.
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Your welcome.
then when you cheat on her, she will beat you up for 5 minutes in the subway. Great strat.
If what they say is true about long fingers…
If it doesn’t tthen when you’re wrestling your boa, it’ll just look like you’re trying to tie a knot on some floss, single-handedly
I died here.
1.Go to alternate universe.
2. Find your alternate self.
3. Rape your alternate self.
4. Repeat 1-3 until you are…THE ONE.
I remember my old school bus driver who used to be a defensive linesman for the Houston Oilers. He had these MASSIVE hamhock beefist turkeys that looked like they could crush a mans skull with all save the gentlest carress. I asked him about those pair of meat mittens and he said he used to go all E.Honda on tree trunks.
I would do that but then my hands would be all gnarly and when I touch the babes it would leave scratches instead of the intended bruise.
Jelqs.
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If you’re that concerned about your hands, talk to your doctor about HGH.
So, what is the best way to make your dick bigger?
I’m small, and I only dream to have a huge penis.
PLEASE HELP ME!!!
I don’t star in many movies because I keep it real. I’m indie BITCH.
But I will agree that the Fred movie was awful. I had to get hammered before signing the contract to star in both movies.
P.S. dont quote images.
Why? Your dick will never be able to satisfy a pony irl.
I do think I have solution to MY problem, which of course is the only one that matters.
Check it, dude slapped trees to make his hands bigger, my DICK is a redwood so…
Fuck me, how did I get the looks AND the smarts. Some stupid ugly guy out there must be paying for my good karma.
I don’t know what the Fred movie is but I am fairly sure it has something to do with you being the worlds swollest virgin.
With my new job, I see naked girls all the time.
In exchange for seeing there vagina I want to show them my penis… BUT I’M EMBARRASSED!!
I need help in making me da bigger!!! 
aye aye yo this is Shaft Agent aka Edward Buttholehands aka Mr. Postman reppin the Goyim Posse.
yo u can’t hold fat stacks with baby hands.
yo i’m out peace
GP