This thread, yo… smdh
But Kromo, I want real mass, not water weight.
Well, then you’re just going to have to invest in some ground beef and a good quality sewing kit, aren’t you?
I dunno if your being serious or not but its pretty much impossible to get your hands bigger. People spout HGH but you gotta understand that stuff only makes your joints bigger and the side effects of that are horrible. Also the growth isnt proportional, you could end up with 1 massive thumb joint on hand and a massive pinky knuckle on the other. More likely you will get your knees fucked in.
If you wanna lengthen your fingers your gonna need to go epic China on that shit and by that I mean your gonna wanna get a clean break on every finger bone in your hand and hopefully your gain a few mm when it heals up. Azn chicks do this with their legs (lol true story) but other than that your fucked am afraid.
And i was being honest about the dwarves too, nothing worst when being introduced to one and you shake his hand and you feel like 5 years old again in his mighty man grip. Should you encounter this the best thing to do is to quip how perfect he is to service you a BJ and hope he doesnt have an axe on him.
Man I will fuck a dwarf up. My hands aren’t small, pretty sure they are above average. I just want them to be on some Darkstalkers shit. I dont mind having deformed joints.
super
nintendo
donkey
kong
is the game they wanted to to play with this. Huh.
They also got some really mixed messages with the other ones.
Spoiler
http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2505/3891010218_20577ae9d2_z.jpg
Train at home to play better in the Arcade or already on the way to staying home and not going to any more arcades, killing them off in the process?
http://speckycdn.sdm.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/28-super-nintendo-joystick-pad.jpg
Also footage of the OP’s dream. Like a look in to his “Science of Sleep.”
If you really want big hands there are two options:
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Clone yourself, but make sure your clone has big hands. Import all of your memories and other brain data into the clone, and then kill yourself after telling your clone that I now have big hands, I can be happy.
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Become a cyborg. Your hands could be exactly the size you want it, down to the nanometer. Precise control: you’ve never thought jerking off could be so good. You can swap out hands for other useful tools at any time, such as a vibrator with an auto-clit locator; she’ll cum twice as fast and twice as often, guaranteed.
Knowing you, that avatar is eerily appropriate :mad:
You know what? This inspired me to watch that Oliver Stone flick about the killer hand. I’ve always been meaning to watch that one.