Gouken Frustration Thread, Go ahead let it out!

Fuck. Keeping a Fei out is so hard. He can just focus through all my pokes and fireballs.

Yeah fuck Fei. Had one crumple me with a fa from about akumas tip sweep range. That’s ridiculous

Goddammit I’m getting completely wiped by Guile and Gen scrubs today, I feel like I’m doing everything wrong. And fuck these weird timings on Gen, what the hell is it with that focus. /endrant

Broke focus. The hitbox doesnt match the animation. And whats up with his hurtbox? Divekick, cr.lp, tick throw completely whiffs. Thats bullshit if Ive ever seen.

I still don’t understand why it’s okay for so many characters to be so damn safe against anyone without a shoto reversal or a 3 frame jab. And to put safe armor breaking moves in the game is nearly game breaking. Every move that is currently safe needs to be re-evaluated for the reward they offer if they hit. If they lead to a knockdown or big damage they need to become less safe in exchange. Fuck this game. Fuck this soul sucking, time stealing obsession over a broken game that hates my character.

As I go into an endless lobby yet again. LOL, but not really.

That’s it! I realize I know nothing about this matchup and need to hit the training room hard with old guy vs older guy.

Seriously, fuck those focus animations that don’t match the hitbox.

As soon as i get better, some new shit comes to light, this time the kongo bug shortcut. I play footsies, make them wiff a move, and instead of getting my far fierce come out, i wiff a kongo. Lost 2 matches this way, the guy had good reactions and punished with raw ultra every time…

Sticks here…im baaaaaaaaack

Ryu does cr. lk… Gouken does Tatsu! Tatsu whiffs and Gouken flies away and gets maxed punished on the way down even though attacker was a attacking Gouken and should have been scooped up in the first place.

Def. in the tops for dumb shit on the game.

It’s time to learn to use the fucking Tatsu. Out of 100 times, you shouldn’t use it on at least 50 of them. Kongo the bastards instead! If they were going to throw, then neutral jump or jump back with HK!

Jeez, man!!!

If you’re going to time and time again miss the fucking Tatsu up close against Ryu’s cr. LK, you gotta take a look at the man in the mirror and inquire into why he tries the same shit over and over again, when he knows it won’t hit the cr. LK, and it will only grant a full scale punish instead.

Oh, so now we psychic? Geez. I have no doubt any of you could beat me but c’mon NG. You act like you know what’s coming at any given moment. You playing the computer, mang?

Everybody always starting with IAM yo LMAO. Its getting old

These mf’s can suck my dick… Some may actually like the thought of doing just that…

We done been through 100 iterations of the game and this fool talking about learning how to do the move and the fact that it misses a crouching Ryu.

The entire point was the shit just sucks… But I digress.

NG you Kongo mashing ass mutha fucka… Get a real job and mashing Kongo doesn’t count.

Man I really hope the changes for gouken’s are good.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This kind of applies to all of the human race I guess…why are some people such fucking assholes? Like, they’re on the 1nt3rwEBzz so that entitles them to say stupid shit, text stupid shit, act out stupid shit with no recourse. Same shit when I’m driving my hour each way to work. I’m trying to stay with traffic, give people space, not ride up the ass of the person in front, not cut people off, stay in my lane, NOT TEXT, and there’s so many social fucktards just doing the exact opposite. Cutting me off to get in that WHOLE CAR LENGTH I left in front of me for consideration and safety…like, DICK, you got nowhere but now you put everyone in danger cause you can’t handle there being some space between cars, can’t handle other people being in front. Newsflash, there’s about 100 million cars in front of you at all times. Stop driving like other people don’t matter. Stop talking like other people don’t matter. Stop taking shit, stop cutting people off, stop stabbing people behind their backs. You don’t have to win all the time and you don’t have to get there first all the time. It’s not “cool” to be an ignorant troglodyte that’s proud to fuck other people over and proud to be a fucking heartless asshole. It’s not cool. It’s entirely what is keeping society frozen in misery. Man the fuck up and act like we all matter. Pass it on.

Yeah! You…TROGLODYTE!!!

lol boys, I’m just kidding around on the internet. I just try to put some humor behind it, but in my previous post here, the underlying reason for my “rash approach” was that Gouken’s Tatsu has always been like that since vanilla - it’s time to either accept the character and consider his other tools to win, or move on. Although, it is around those times for another cool update, so maybe I didn’t quite realize that - but I’m still just saying, don’t let the freaking Tatsu burn you! Learn to use it! When you complain about it missing Ryu’s cr. LK, I find it unreasonable, after close to five years!!! That’s why I came off a little impolite…

Also - you have to use Gouken’s weakness to his advantage. Everybody thinks you won’t Kongo, and everybody thinks Gouken is easy up-close, and BEFORE THAT, everybody just chills and waits for a way in through Gouken’s fireballs. You have a lot of odds against you, and when you top it off with the fucking EX TATSU ON WAKE-UP and ignore the risk of a MAX PUNISH - GUARANTEED, then you’re not playing your cards right.

I was going to go for neanderthal but felt that’s overused…lol.