i think what we all can take from this thread is that SWBeta sucks.
They get the lowest viewership on their Twitch streams.
Nigga, you the only nigga here who can blow a dude without needing to get on his knees. Ol’ two foot nothing ass nigga. Idgaf if you have easy access to AKs and sniper rifles. Your field of vision is as short as your height. Ol’ I have the same height mark on the wall now as I did when I was 5 years old ass nigga.
I’ma ruin your image and force you to change your av again if you keep fucking with me, shorty :mad:
You’re a ponyfucker. And you live in Valdosta, GA. Your whole lineage is already doomed to take L’s until the planet goes supernova. Hush yo brony ass up!!
Did you know that Gorillas are the most gullible of all animals?
Moreso than white people?
Why do you think Albino Gorillas went extinct? It’s like the pinnacle of stupidity.
Didn’t ask what you stick in your ass. I’m asking about that hog you have to duct tape between your hairy cheeks to fool drunk guys.
“I ain’t happy, I’m feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
I’m useless but not for long
The future is coming on
I ain’t happy, I’m feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
I’m useless but not for long
The future is coming on”
It literally says that on the label
Gorillas make for good supervillains
…but do they really?
Cygor was hype doe
Damn that pic rly reminds me of how bad spawn is haha :’(
I’d say that was Razor but Flash is not wearing $600 John Varvatos Chucks and a Ramones t-shirt.
LMAO at the dude that gave me an off topic for posting lyrics from a Gorillaz song.
He’d be so lucky
Oh, I forgot my most favorite gorilla fact!
…Well, it’s more of a banana fact. But primates all peel their bananas this way.
There’s actually a correct way to peel a banana. You don’t want to peel from the stem side. If you pinch the black dot, you can easily peel away the skin without bruising or mushing your banana.
Here’s a tutorial if you’re curious.
and with that, he slammed his laptop closed. still fuming, he noticed dark spots beginning to form on his shirt. his anger changed to drooling anticipation. ah, yesssssss. he thought to himself as he ran to get his wife’s breast pump and web camera.* “they won’t make fun of me anymore at 6 out of 15 of my jobs once they see all of this milk”* he almost fell asleep 3 times as he sprinted toward the kitchen. he was exhausted. 30 minutes a week rest was beginning to take a toll on him. he grabbed the pump and several bowls. he almost forgot the webcam on his way back. it was in the bathroom. he reached into the toilet bowl and ripped it away from it’s holder. he felt his body shutting down, but he was determined to document his special gift. he slammed the webcam’s usb head into the PC, ripped his shirt off, and placed the bowls in view. he logged into his twitch account. as soon as he saw that he was streaming his body gave out. 3 shocked subscribers saw a snoring man slumped backwards in his chair, breast milk streaming out of ALL of his nipples.
also the milk was missing the bowls.
also he shit his pants 3 minutes before this all happened and also there’s a bunch of dandruff on his keyboard that’s not his