SWBeta
November 20, 2015, 5:40am
81
Shaft_Agent:
SWBeta:
Nigga, you the only nigga here who can blow a dude without needing to get on his knees. Ol’ two foot nothing ass nigga. Idgaf if you have easy access to AKs and sniper rifles. Your field of vision is as short as your height. Ol’ I have the same height mark on the wall now as I did when I was 5 years old ass nigga.
I’ma ruin your image and force you to change your av again if you keep fucking with me, shorty :mad:
and with that, he slammed his laptop closed. still fuming, he noticed dark spots beginning to form on his shirt. his anger changed to drooling anticipation. ah, yesssssss. he thought to himself as he ran to get his wife’s breast pump and web camera.* “they won’t make fun of me anymore at 6 out of 15 of my jobs once they see all of this milk”* he almost fell asleep 3 times as he sprinted toward the kitchen. he was exhausted. 30 minutes a week rest was beginning to take a toll on him. he grabbed the pump and several bowls. he almost forgot the webcam on his way back. it was in the bathroom. he reached into the toilet bowl and ripped it away from it’s holder. he felt his body shutting down, but he was determined to document his special gift. he slammed the webcam’s usb head into the PC, ripped his shirt off, and placed the bowls in view. he logged into his twitch account. as soon as he saw that he was streaming his body gave out. 3 shocked subscribers saw a snoring man slumped backwards in his chair, breast milk streaming out of ALL of his nipples.
also the milk was missing the bowls.
also he shit his pants 3 minutes before this all happened and also there’s a bunch of dandruff on his keyboard that’s not his
You motherfucker
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: NOT FUNNY, ASSHOLE!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
What the fuck was it about before?
-scrollin-thru-
NOBODY POSTED THUGNIFICENTS NEW JOB
http://www.airbornehealth.com/media/wysiwyg/Airborne/updates/xDA_diagram.jpg.pagespeed.ic.sHgqP9np5k.jpg
beta sweat like chinchilla in the heat
beta disease like ebola when they sneeze
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/914Y15XEKUL .SY355 .jpg
BETA ASSISTS CAPCOMIMMUNITY, THEN WE ASSIST BETA UNLESS HE CALLS US HIS TOON CLAN BUTTOONERY BUBBOONERY BABBOONITY, KEVIN GARNETT WITH THE TEAM CONCEPT UBUNTU = COMMUNITY
new years resolutions for other people
matriarch goes after a group that actually has money
and much weaker videogame playing nerds, in both fighting ability,( experience,) and lifeskills
and infiltrates eeeeeeeeeeeeesports sponsored by avermedia and cheetoh doritos and fritoes
but ‘her’ lack of knowledge in anything besides NO BLACK PPL IN MY SMASH BROS AND GIRLS TOURNAMENTS AND STICKING FACE DIRECTLY INTO VERY SMELLY GOOCH THERE IS NO CHOICE BUT TO PROCEED INTO EJACULATIONS TO FEED holds matriarch back from becoming legit to “change” anything there either.
HOLD DAT,
HOW DO YOU FEEL WHEN YOU OPEN THE TUPPPERWARE AND SMELL ROTTEN LEFTOVER YAMS WHAM BAM DE NADA MA’AM
beta play the dvd of desperado and title track selection # = BUCHO IN BED
https://vine.co/v/iBjTMbD0Ej2
akuma - tokido
SRK
Starring
Backup singers
Beta
Joshkaz
lil B’s son Nick
I’m really not going to try to think or find who else posted their chest on this website like that. This Top 8 will complete on some other day of the tournament, offstream and challonge be filled out with winner/losers brackets finality IN DUE TIME.
No.
But coincidentally, the only song the’ve released in the last 4 years has Kung Fu Beta on the far lefthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dij1XW9EA2U
Wait, Beta sent you dick pix?
Magegg
November 21, 2015, 9:08am
88
I came into this thread thinking it was about SWBeta. Thankfully I was right.
But did you expect Beta to think of Shaft as actually Bert from Sesame Street? Saying nigga 4 times to a puppet, for shame.
I hope minus.com dying didn’t kill Manx’s home studio for the groupie hoes
/With Realistic Bert Shaft to grin at Beta to let him know what’s up.
SoVi3t
November 22, 2015, 4:32am
93
holy fuck, I forgot about Congo. Fucking killing gorilla’s with laser beams.
You could see so many zippers on the costumes in that movie, what a fucking bomb.
All i remember from Congo was that one dude getting half his face tore off.
Magegg
November 23, 2015, 2:29pm
97
Did Beta abandon this thread and retire?
I also know why we keep coming back to this thread:
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/rK-gpZmHllA/hqdefault.jpg
It is our fate…to worship the ape.
SWBeta
November 23, 2015, 7:01pm
100
What is it with gorillas and Stonehenge? Eg: Beast Wars
Also, fuck y’all niggas
