Gorillas

[regulate]

Beta right meow:

http://www.infostormer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/monkeys-office-source.jpg

[Hecatom]

http://i.imgur.com/AvnoOq7.jpg

[BurnYourEgo]

Post your favorite gorilla facts, please.

Gorilla males are ready to mate when they are approximately 15 years of age. For females it is about 8 years of age.

Source: http://www.gorillas-world.com/gorilla-reproduction/

FACT: Male gorillas are pedophiles.

Though an adult chimpanzee is significantly smaller than an adult gorilla, it has a penis about double that of the gorilla. An adult gorilla’s penis is about 1.5 inches (4 cm) in length.

Source: http://facts.randomhistory.com/penis-facts.html

FACT: Chimpanzees have micropenises by human standards, and they still laugh at gorillas.

I’m beginning to see why @SWBeta identifies with gorillas so much.

Yooo SWBeta just got called out for having a small dick and being a pedophile.

Careful @Matriarch

Beta just had a kid, don’t taunt him.

http://i.imgur.com/BIugJmD.webm

[Don_Barracuda]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgbpG999Smc

[SoVi3t]

Source: http://facts.randomhistory.com/penis-facts.html

FACT: Chimpanzees have micropenises by human standards, and they still laugh at gorillas.

I’m beginning to see why @SWBeta identifies with gorillas so much.

how big is your penis, Matt?

[Pimp_Willy]

Makes sense, Gorillas in Omaha saw a little girl ripe for the taking and tried to give her the old 1.5 inch banana

http://i.imgur.com/0x4MOvk.gif

(full source)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK67kaMWN-8

[Matriarch]

Post your favorite gorilla facts, please.

Gorilla males are ready to mate when they are approximately 15 years of age. For females it is about 8 years of age.

Source: http://www.gorillas-world.com/gorilla-reproduction/

FACT: Male gorillas are pedophiles.

Though an adult chimpanzee is significantly smaller than an adult gorilla, it has a penis about double that of the gorilla. An adult gorilla’s penis is about 1.5 inches (4 cm) in length.

Source: http://facts.randomhistory.com/penis-facts.html

FACT: Chimpanzees have micropenises by human standards, and they still laugh at gorillas.

I’m beginning to see why @SWBeta identifies with gorillas so much.

Yooo SWBeta just got called out for having a small dick and being a pedophile.

Careful @Matriarch

Beta just had a kid, don’t taunt him.

http://i.imgur.com/BIugJmD.webm

Hopefully his mate was a lot older than 8.

Source: http://facts.randomhistory.com/penis-facts.html

FACT: Chimpanzees have micropenises by human standards, and they still laugh at gorillas.

I’m beginning to see why @SWBeta identifies with gorillas so much.

how big is your penis, Matt?

I recently had to upgrade it. The batteries kept getting loose in the old one. Decided I’d stick with the color purple though.

[Raz0r]

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

Matriarch out here firing bombs on ol’ Silverback here

[Carpet_Lint]

I would think that having a smaller penis would actually be more conducive to a pedophile lifestyle.

[Matriarch]

I would think that having a smaller penis would actually be more conducive to a pedophile lifestyle.

Gorilla evolution at work.

[Sesshomaru_2]

(dick talk)

I’m beginning to see why @SWBeta identifies with gorillas so much.

how big is your penis, Matt?

I recently had to upgrade it. The batteries kept getting loose in the old one. Decided I’d stick with the color purple though.

the thirst is real, she wants the dick.

[Magegg]

This Shabani guy is considered the most handsome gorilla in the world:

http://fdzeta.com/subir/images/thumbs/iM4SN.jpg http://fdzeta.com/subir/images/thumbs/J8EOA.jpg http://fdzeta.com/subir/images/thumbs/8ZogT.jpg http://fdzeta.com/subir/images/thumbs/LRUNW.jpg
http://fdzeta.com/subir/images/thumbs/HlfGw.jpg http://fdzeta.com/subir/images/thumbs/kYgds.jpg http://fdzeta.com/subir/images/thumbs/b3wJz.jpg http://fdzeta.com/subir/images/thumbs/3UOqm.jpg

[angelpalm]

Man why @Matriarch hating, SingleWhiteBeta just trying to make you look silky smooth

[chadouken]

This Shabani guy is considered the most handsome gorilla in the world:

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http://fdzeta.com/subir/images/rmtLY.jpg

http://fdzeta.com/subir/images/thumbs/iM4SN.jpg http://fdzeta.com/subir/images/thumbs/J8EOA.jpg http://fdzeta.com/subir/images/thumbs/8ZogT.jpg http://fdzeta.com/subir/images/thumbs/LRUNW.jpg
http://fdzeta.com/subir/images/thumbs/HlfGw.jpg http://fdzeta.com/subir/images/thumbs/kYgds.jpg http://fdzeta.com/subir/images/thumbs/b3wJz.jpg http://fdzeta.com/subir/images/thumbs/3UOqm.jpg

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Bullshit.

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/donkeykong/images/2/28/Donkey_Kong.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20080919234913

[AlphaCommando]

Makes sense, Gorillas in Omaha saw a little girl ripe for the taking and tried to give her the old 1.5 inch banana

[NickRocks]

Do gorillas really eat bananas or nah

[odin]

Do gorillas really eat bananas or nah

Primates eat whatever is around. Bananas fall under that since they grow in the same climate that primates live in.

[Davidstar]

My favorite fact: stay away far away from them they will hurt you

[Manx]

WTF happened here? One minute Phil Lamarr was mishandling my packages and now it’s gorillas trying to grab my peach! WTF?

:wasted:

[regulate]

Man why @Matriarch hating, SingleWhiteBeta just trying to make you look silky smooth

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/wiWvc3lxS1I/maxresdefault.jpg

Moco de Gorilla translate to gorilla snot. :tup: