beta beta beta…you know you done fucked up, right?
I can imagine it now. Terrorists delivering to the Zoo and trying to steal the bananas out of Beta’s cage.
Some people just want to watch the world burn
“Despite all my rage, I am still just a Beta in a cage” --Nine Inch SWBeta, 2015
You motherfuckers :mad:
I ask your illiterate asses to post facts about the almighty king of the jungle and you post nothing but tomfoolery instead!?!?
:mad:
Hope a gorilla escapes each of your local zoos and discus throws a diamond-tough turd through your front doors. Fuck y’all niggas :mad: :mad: :mad:
http://thepolicedaily.com/images/monkey%20cop.jpg
actual monkey cop.http://thepolicedaily.com/news.htm
King?
more like emo brosef
<—Prophet, this guy right here.
Source: http://www.gorillas-world.com/gorilla-reproduction/
FACT: Male gorillas are pedophiles.
Source: http://facts.randomhistory.com/penis-facts.html
FACT: Chimpanzees have micropenises by human standards, and they still laugh at gorillas.
I’m beginning to see why @SWBeta identifies with gorillas so much.
Yooo SWBeta just got called out for having a small dick and being a pedophile.
Some of my favorite facts.
-Gorillas do not like to be looked at. They only look at each other face-to-face when they’re being aggressive. Never look at the silver back’s face for this very reason!
-Gorillas main enemies are humans. Not so much from poachers, but from habitat loss caused by expanding populations.
-In addition to bananas, Gorillas eat leaves, shoots, roots, vines and other fruits.
-Gorillas, like humans, have no mating season, and mate throughout the year.
ITT: Beta holding that L. Even Matriarch came outta the wood work to roast him.
Thank you Beta, you are a top contender for thread of the year next to Jion_Wansu’s Weather thread.
@SWBeta after the preceding facts coming to light, i would rather not associate with little dick uber-aggressive mammals. 
@DeeQue thank you, my man. Doing some good work posting legit facts :tup:
@Matriarch you slanderous hussy! I hope you go to sleep tonight and have a lucid dream of being grandslammed by a white cis-male scumbag and you thoroughly ENJOY it.
motherfatherfucker :mad: :mad:
He has no business with you if you aren’t learning your multiplication tables.
Sitting here mad as fuck that @preppy has banned the use of the spam flag button.
Far as I’m concerned, all y’all nignogs except DeeQue spamming up my thread :mad:
On a completely unrelated topic, was your sexual awakening triggered by Optimus Primal?
Have you always been attracted to animals?