new topic of this thread is avatars, that everyone should have the default SRK shitty avatars so no more ruined dreams.
Guess PW has another HR email to send.
She high as fuck mah nigga. Those brain cells are on DISENGAGE. :smokin:
New thread: Letters From PW - a fly on the wall account of different members of the SRK community, as PW singles them out and destroys their lives using only email as a medium. (dibs not first)
Goodjob on getting the job I was in the same position you were in when I got out of college a job I applied before I graduated called me back way fast and I was sweating balls. I got my dream job and everything worked out glad u had similar luck
I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that you probably didn’t major in English.
THIS ISNT A CLASSROOM U DONT KNOW ME SAY THAT TO MY FUCKING FACE BITCH
THAT TO MY FUCKING FACE BITCH
MissDestroyYou has a penis, I bet every bit of money ever.
Cops probably came up like “Damn I thought the person taking the test was a chick”
This is almost as big a flip as this post:
but not quite.
Forgot to say urinate and defecate often, the urination being facilitated presumably by drinking x amounts of water in the first place.
Not only did this thread deliver but it’s probably going to be the outline of Seth Rogen’s next movie.
^ “Dude, Where’s ‘My’ Pee?”
I agree, best thread since Gary Coleman selling his Gamecube
geez
I don’t even know what the fuck is going on in this thread just testing out my new avatar
Why would you come back in this thread and talk about how you used someone elses piss? Do you not realize willy could just send another email showing your post and bam, bye bye job?
How the fuck do you not realize this…how?
Whatever, people are so fucking stupid.
Gary Coleman look like been bathing in a sandbox, but back to this person getting a job and bragging about sneaking another person’s urine into the test ON THE INTERNET.
Somehow I think that this is a troll thread.
Whoa whoa whoa, bro! You tellin’ me that people shouldn’t shoot Clear Eyes up their dickhole!?
I wouldn’t be surprised if Christian Bale started smoking weed after this:
Assuming this is legit, even though it most likely isn’t…put the cup or whatever you’re holding the piss in, in your pussy. It’s the best way to get it to “normal” body temperature.
I’ve never had to take a drug test for anything, but is it common to walk out with your results, instead of having it shipped off for processing?