Drug Test!! Dx

Out of all the shit I have seen in this thread, this post has to be the one that takes the cake. I mean you can buy UA’s at all pharmacies, hell even walmart… but this tattle tale really does want an answer to his little question.

Uness you are running blood for the drug screen, what “processing” comes with bottled urine tested for drugs??? I mean really think about it??? Or just send the company another email and ask them I am sure they will tell you.

You are a special kind of stupid. What company has the funds to send every 35 dollar test to a lab to make sure they know what a positive THC or Meth or Coke reading looks like… I mean really… After all you have done in this thread your stupid self really asked that question…

Well you got an answer. Most all places give the test themselves, or they send you to a place to have the test taken (like solantic or a urgent care facility) But no UA’s need to be sent anywhere unless they believe you have put another substance in the bottle and need to test what that substance is.

Edit: Oh yeah … Stupid.

Yoooooo, OP delivered thanks to me? This is the most hilarious thread I’ve seen on SRK in a cool minute.

Bravo Pimp Willy, even though that was pretty fucked up, I couldn’t stop laughing for a good 30 minutes.

lol this little bitch got his panties in a bunch. I know jack shit about over the counter drug tests or any of that bullshit offsite testing, but anytime I’ve ever had to give any samples of anything (urine, blood) for testing through a doctors office, I don’t walk out with my results. That shit takes time. Sorry I’ve I’m not up on passing drug test like you, Quorey Horton, with your arrests on Child Neglect and Child Abuse, I’m sure you’re much more well versed than me in this kinda of stuff. good shit :tup:

http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Quorey_Horton_1623493/

Eww you hit a kid Quorey?

Not sure about drug test but I do be giving free mammograms at my place for those that are interested. True story, Pimp Willy offered to check my pro-state but I told him that I am pretty sure that Texas is prolife or whatever. Plus I am not even pregnant.

Depending on the company you apply to or the job you have your UA may go to another lab for more in depth analysis.

you urinate in a cup, and walk out. You get the results in 2-3 days. What labs do is freeze half your urine and recheck in the event that you fail, since there are false positives.

A common false positive for Methamphetamine is a chap stick sold by vicks for coughing (over the counter), since it’s L-Methamphetamine. L-Methamphetamine is easy to get over the counter, and it’s optically inactive so you don’t get the nifty dopamine effects, but it’s still one of the best decongestants you can buy today.

More false positives for amphetamines are diet pills. If you work in an environment where you handle and or transport hazardous materials, report any and all medication you take since the threat of false positive will ruin shit for you for a long time. However in California, you can admit to having a “problem”, and by law your job can’t fire you. You take time off to go to a rehab center, and are tested at random for 1-2 years after completion of rehab.

Also, these labs are not regulated

Yeah, when I got tested for my job the clinic I went to sent it off to a lab and the results weren’t in for a few days.

Initials at my place you literally sat in the waiting room with the sample afterwards and handed them in when you got your medical. They bring someone in for the ‘random’ checks though and they go away immediately.
We also detain people on site, with a supervisor, if theyre suspected or are in an incident and they cant leave til theyre sampled. I’m no union rep, but it all seems a bit 1984…

It all seems a bit 1984 because the tests have not changed for over 30 years. What we test for has changed but the actual panel is the same. It is a dip stick and those cost 35-50. There are no other tests.

I would also like to know what lab has the right to re test if the test is to be read by a third party… Those types of things have been openly discussed to be against your rights, even in the event that you agree/submit to the screen.

The only reason your test is going anywhere is because they feel it has been tampered with. If your control line does not show up, if there are too many positives, if the test does not read within 2 mins. All of those things mean you might have added something to it.

Those screens are ready to test by dip in less than 5 mins so what are you people waiting on. If they tell you anything other than wait here, it is because they are considering more than one applicant and the others might not be testing on that day.

No company is testing for the sole purpose of hiring, and they are using a test that is not a dip. They just cost to much.

Sorry that I know so much about anything but that does not make me a criminal, maybe I am really into politics and I live in a state where they are/have been trying to implement drug testing to receive any state benefits, like child assistance for special needs children… Maybe that has helped me to understand the process and the overall cost since I need to understand it to vote on it properly. Maybe I know so much because Chris and Rachel could not stop laughing at my state night after night when a coke head senator from my state got busted in New York for possession and then came back to Fl just to vote that people needed to be drug tested to receive state benefits from the government. MSNBC really did cover it for well over 3 weeks… Just sayin’

Willy, any time you can not pull up the picture of the person that would mean that the arrest resulted in nothing. Sorry to let you down, but Florida has a real problem with whites and blacks having kids together, they try to bring us down any way they can… That was almost 25 plus years of my life gone… Nothing to joke about, and my daughter has 60 percent global legions over her brain because of that episode… since I did not stay in jail… who is helping me correct all the things wrong with her now…

Who am I able to sue because Ativan and Lorazepam were administered to a 6 month old before she ever started seizing and continued to be administered once she was seizing for 12 hours in hospital care. What company can I sue because Phenobarbital has serious side effects in young children but I was told to continue to give it to her until they could be sure of what caused the episode… ARE YOU HERE TO HLEP… OR MORE BULLSHIT FROM YOU…

Edit… And all my hate still stands. Think people, what do you need to send off piss for… Blood is one thing but even now the screens for blood are becoming more and more on the site… We even have home dna tests… What can a lab tell you about a UA that you can not already see… Think.

^ Wow, you’re really being kind of a bitch about this.

Do you want us to pat you on the back for having an opinion/being mad or something?

She doesn’t seem to be flipping her shit, so I doubt she needs you to be mad for her.

At least not in the form of an essay.

Chill, bruh.

Who the fuck spells Corey Q-U-O-R-E-Y?!

Black people.

Its also the only one I could find in the whole country!

Can I sue for sullying my first name?

Didn’t Corey In Da Howse already do that though?

Litigation is still pending on that one.

I’ll be taking that, thank you…

How could it be black people if I am the only one… That would be one black person… not even close to black people… are there no other black people in the USA other than me and mine… Some one else should have the name right…

Why do I have to hate him because of her… why not just because his posts are just beyond stupid, and I do not like that. I mean we are talking about marijuana, not meth or crack, and this dude does that to someone who could be a mother of a child… For what exactly… For weed…

Fuck outta here with that stupid shit.

Spoiler

Why don’t you smoke some weed to relax? :slight_smile: