Drug Test!! Dx

More like snitch willy.

I don’t believe any of this.

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No but seriously, your ass is awful late to the party.

Girl straight up said “drug test tomorrow” on a post clearly made yesterday, and you come in here replying well after the time has passed.

You’ll have to forgive Martian. Dude smokes so much weed he slows down time around him. He thinks it’s still Monday.

Unlike poser biatch Miss in here, I actually was too high to notice. :smokin:

Word homie. :smokin:

Im curious. Martian how much do you actually cop a week? A quarter or a whole onion?

Usually, I buy monthly. About 6 or 7 g’s around the first of every month because that’s when I get paid ( which was actually the case today). However sometimes during the month, if I’ve hung out with friends a lot and shared with them I end up getting a g or two in the middle of the month.

Dat kief though, bruv. Gotta keep those stoner frequent flyer miles going. :rofl: Even if for some reason I was out completely and couldn’t afford more until next month, I ALWAYS have kief left over.

i wonder if akron porcelain and plastics will follow this thread

Are they ever going to translate more Highschool of The Dead volumes or what?

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The Scavenger has no spending limit and always quit smoking yesterday. Best weed smoker to be.

Idk about your circle but we air out scavengers with the swiftness. Fuck the buzzards.

~Rolls through Syke’s cipher asking when’s Marvel. Stands on his right in a clockwise rotation. Starts taking about how bad weed is for you and how OP Vergil is while hittin the blunt for a minute fifteen. Tells ya’ll to stay up and keep at it in MVC2 while leave an almost roach.~

You didn’t even notice me

Nah, they don’t mooch. We all pack bowls for each other all the time, so we don’t ever really sweat providing the green.

That’s how pothead etiquette should be.

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Why you confessing that you cheated and that you got the job? Unless they happened to hire 30 people that day, you’re in deep shit.

I’m no Einstein, but for God’s sake…

Damn I just got RagingDemonStormed

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but for real. Its even worse when girls do that shit. These two bitches tried to pull that shit hittin the stogie like 12 times. I called her out to pass it (it was my own pearl). Next time that shit came around it went over her head.

I been sober for 2 months now tho. I take really lengthy breaks from bud. And I’m happy I can say (at least for myself) that I really can stop whenever I want.

The thing is with stopping every so often, your tolerance goes down and can get super baked for a lot less. Though, vaping is crossing over with those daps and that shit doesn’t take much at all to get elevated and it’s cleaner and less coarse on the throat/lungs. Oils are great.

I hope OP gets to explain/brag to his/her (potential) child one day that they cared SO MUCH of said child that he/her cheated a drug test to get a job so that they could provide for said child, then come wonder here why the kid ended up in prison.

Yeah, if you smoke too much weed, your tolerance can get so high that you wouldn’t be able to get high anymore. When you reach that point, you need to take a tolerance break or you will just be burning cash.