You must be some kind of fucking rocket scientist if you figured that one out.
Kudos.
I would’ve never guessed.
Those six fives in a row really threw me for a loop.
yes captain retard, next time I will add sarcasm specially for you.
Yeah…think you failed a whole different test when you told GD where your next job interview was going to be haha
Agent X its synthetic piss you can get it at adult bookstores porn stores and the like. It comes with a heating pad to keep it the right temperature and its in a squirt bottle. Has a big ass rubber band you can fit over your thigh and tuck the flask shaped bottle into. It’s perfect.
Bet you a zip of that loud PW didnt send anything. Funny ruse though :tup:. His dumbass wouldve deserved it. Yo, should clearly stop burning OP. All bud does is being shit to the surface. If you are a lazy fuck at heart to begin with or a cool as nigga, it WOULD just get amplified. Either have your clean piss hookup or have the self control to stop blazing for a month or two.
I guess it’s too late for her. She probably took the test already and failed. Hopefully not though.
I once took a drug test which was the blood type of test just a couple hours after I smoked a bunch of weed, but the amount of THC found in my system was negligible/trace amounts. It was as if I smoked months ago. For some reason the THC was metabolized really quickly. Hopefully MissDestroyYou has a similar metabolism as I do.
I already confirmed that PW did send something.
What would be real funny is if the company was just bluffing to scare their employees or the test got cancelled or something.
@OP: Welcome to SRK. :lol:
@PW: How you gonna do them like that? :tdown:
are you people forreal? this is all too good
Yeah, I’m real and the unreal.
I am Boom Shankar.
The judgement level is off the charts in here. Get off your high horses people, you failed at life if you smoke weed? Holy shit. Hope none of you are religious, drink alcohol, or smoke tobacco because both of those substances are far worse and actually do ruin lives, and for those religious folks that like to pass judgement? Judge not lest ye be judged, something along those lines right?
No, I’m sure you’re all just perfect. What a joke.
i dont think its judgement, i’m more amazed at how stupid the op is to ask for help the day before a drug test. that’s just poor planning.
Woke up to this email this morning, I’m guessing OP had an interesting time if they showed up!
There’s a lesson to be learned from this and that lesson is to find a new way to be happy outside of things that can cost you a job.
Yeah, OP fucked up.
I love how someone at the Akron HR dept had to start their day today with “Dear Pimp Willy”.
Other than than that…pretty fucked up?
As an avid smoker (and employed, just throwing that out there), I’m going to tell it to you like this, you’re fucked. The only real option that you have is to get another female’s pee and smuggle it into your screening, but the amount of heart and gangster that it would require might be beyond you.
Props to pimp willy lol. If you’re dumb enough to do drugs while in the process of applying for jobs, then your dumbass shouldn’t be hired. First thing you should’ve have done was to stop smoking.
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You sir are an amazing, terrible, human being.