Drug Test!! Dx

There are specific cleansers that’ll allow you to have clean urine in a specific time frame. Google that shit, there’s plenty of official ways in avoiding drug tests since drug testing are bullshit anyways. The irony behind these drug tests actually effect non-drug user more than the actually users. And since it’s only design to detect marijuana makes it kinda pointless (any other “hardcore” drugs is out of your system in less than 48 hours).

Whatever the case is, you done and fucked up, overall.
Never smoke when you’re out looking for your job. Or, just live in a city where everyone is a pot head and non-jobs take drug tests into consideration.

Goddamn 22,000 unread emails?! Porn newsletters, SRK notifications and what have you

Partially depends on how often you would tend to smoke, but just drink lots of water, tea, exercise a lot & sweat, if it’s summer that should aid in a regard or two, but it should take 2-5 days min.

Yo THESE FUDES OUT HERE REALLY SNITCHING!? Lololol. Unless you used one of those Czech email masking sites, Im fucking dying here. Best thread in a while.

Shut up you fucking square. Youre gonna have to pry this Xanax from my fists and cut out my tongue so I cant drop anymore acid tabs. YOU CAN’T SOBER ME UP!

/posted from my work desk

Dude. You really sent that email yesterday? That’s fucked up man. Hilarious, but fucked up.

http://i.imgur.com/3lG0805.png

/thread

:rofl:

Holy shit! Welp, welcome back to SRK 2005!

OP where u at??? We need an update.

Fucl exposing cats’ myspaces in the battle thread. We HRCops now. Mr. Orange ass niggas.

Holy shit Pimp Willy. I’m dying over here. THIS MAN IS RUTHLESS.

A Pimp Named Snitchblack

I hop she is doing well.

she was dumb enough to have a picture of her person, tell everyone on the internet (who may have been looking) that she was trying to cheat on a drug test, and who the company she was trying to get the job with. wouldn’t be surprised if she got hemmed up.

A female gamer admits to taking drugs
All males in SRK = mind blown

All these non-hustlin’ bustas in this thread.

OP, next time you need piss for a job hit me up. $300 plus shipping a cup of urine from only the purest man alive, mIRC. Never did drugs in my life, I don’t drink, and I was purified in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.

pimp willy is my hero, for now and forever

I bet that is Aerial Traffic related :rofl:

Dang they sent you that!!? Lmao

Well thanks to Will Smith tips I PASSED. So bye bye hater! Still used my brother urine, and it was a few degrees colder of what it should of been. But the guy was cool and said urine tends to get cold fast.

Anyway passed the test, and departed from the building with my sister and daughter like NIGGA WE MADE IT! HaHa!!

So take your dirt ass on somewhere! Now I’m going to sit here and play some MvC2 while thinking about my new job! Thanks Hater!

Damn it. She smokes Mary J, plays MVC2, calls people niggas, and got hired anyway. Too many coincidences. This account has to be a troll. Probably a man disguised as a female account. We’ve had that happen here before.

#rekt

And lol at you peeps saying cleansers work. they don’t, unless you have a dialasis machine that can filter all your blood and those specific metabolites, there’s nothing you can do if you are a heavy smoker.

LOL, Marijuan has resulted in the death of thousands of people due to people protecting their turf/investments. Stay free

LOL, I know what I’d do next if I was Pimp Willy