You know what it is. California truly is magical.
I can’t tell you how many chill ass friends I have made just because we randomly decided to light up together.
The only things I don’t like about weed is it’s a pretty expensive habit if you smoke like I do, and you end up having to use all of your willpower in order to not destroy every sign of food in sight.
If you want a job, stop smoking prior to picking up the application. That’s the only sure way of passing a UA. Most of the tricks and fake urine stuff doesn’t work, and it just adds more stress to doing it. I like weed but I know it can prevent people from doing important shit like getting a job, and that’s why you always see thousands of search results of people freaking out about having to take a piss test because they couldn’t let the shit go for even a couple weeks and are shocked that they have to do this in order to get a job. Kind of makes people into knuckleheads. I’m one of them.
Christian Bale taught me how to pass the urine test in Harsh Times… A turkey baster and some saline solution.
…It doesn’t hurt as much if you think of Ben Stein in those Clear Eyes commercials.
EDIT: Its a movie WTF are you contemplating the implications of this for!?
Are you really Will Smith? Ha ha ha! Yeah, I totally agree with this post. Most people that I came across that smoke weed are really cool and down to Earth people. All of my video game friends smoked weed.
Too appropriate.
Its a place called Akron Porcelain and Plastics. Mostly manufacturing crap, but it pays decent.
Anyway, I’m planning on commemorating my 10,000th post with a special thread if anyone wants to prepare something.
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Too appropriate.
[/quote]That show is so fucking great.
Now I want to go rewatch the entire series again.
Any job that requires a drug test is a job you don’t really want.
Apply to cooler places.
Everyone has a dick on SRK.
Except Neesa, and that’s because she got vouched for.
Also, the thread title without this? For shame.
^
You don’t know how close I was to posting that.
wow thats incredibly invasive and fucked up
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I thought SRK lost its touch :tup:
damn, snitchen’ on ninjas
Honestly tell them you accepted another job offer so they won’t write you off. Last thing you wanna do is fail the test. Some places will keep you from reapplying for a while if ever. Resubmit your app after you quite smoking and hope they are looking to hire again. What was the position for anyway? If you need a job fast get one at a food joint, they almost never drug test unless it’s some wack ass place like cracker barrel.
PW may have given just cause to revive the annual SRK Circle Jerk GD Awards.
Damn, and I thought I was a snitch.
its a fake: dial the number 555-555-1234 and u get no tone 
That was mighty white of him.
PW may have given just cause to revive the annual SRK Circle Jerk GD Awards.
Damn, and I thought I was a snitch.
That’s because PW already picked up the phone.
Stay on longer and you’ll hear him breathing heavy.