And what kills me is the bum ass motherfuckas only buy like one or two blunts/wraps. Like they just barely scraped two dollars together. But they rich nigga status on facepage when they on that “cush”.
Tanking a load of cranberry juice was the myth at my college. The other one was drinking so much water that your pee goes clear; it’s too thin for them to test it and they ask you to come back another time.
Can’t vouch for either though, I’m a good little soldier.
Been there, done that. Honestly, if the test is tomorrow you are, for all intents and purposes fucked.
Those quick fixes take 3-5 days to work, and sometimes don’t even work at all. Not to mention they’re generally expensive as hell, so I wouldn’t recommend buying that.
You can try to sneak some piss in, but the cups do have a temperature check so you’re going to have to take some extra measures:
1: Have said person with clean piss urinate in whatever you are going to use, not long before you actually go to get tested.
2: While driving there, put the piss jar/cup/whatever near the dash of your car. or a source of heat. Turn on the heater if necessary.
3: This is the hard part, which is smuggling it in while keeping it warm. You’re going to have to find a way to tape it or something to a part of your body that isn’t too obvious, but will also keep it warm enough. Guys usually strap it around their leg/thigh area, but girls usually wear tighter pants making that much harder. Try to wear some baggy pants or something so the bulge won’t be noticeable.
If it’s an oral swab, just brush your teeth, then do a hydrogen peroxide rinse, then finish with a mouthwash rinse. I passed the test literally 45 minutes after smoking by doing this.
If it’s a hair or blood test (which I doubt), then you’re very much fucked and better start looking for another potential job.
Stop smoking weed. That’s for unemployed bums living off the government. You want to pass a drug test? Stop studying for it. You cram, you fail THAT exam.
Damn, It’s hilarious how many anti weed people there are here. These are the same people who will drink until they can’t walk straight and get cirrhosis of the liver.
You really shouldn’t be smoking while applying for jobs though, it doesn’t help you at all and actually will just increase the amount of stress that you have knowing you’ll probably fail and have to look for another job.
Ha! Take a big old dump in the piss cup and bail.
You know gyatdamn well that is situational. Some places only sell swisher packs and Dutchmaster singles though and I cant be hittin Backwoods week after week. And if you smoke swishers or wraps that aren’t Entourage we aren’t friends…but I aint said nothin.
So you’re a chick, huuuuh? /Pliskin
This girl reminds me of a girl I know looks wise, if that’s really her in her Avatar.
lol what an idiot. you’ll fail, just like you’ve failed at life
Did you realize any Universal truths while high? You must have since I am sure you have been smoking for years now. If you smoke long enough, you will eventually realize the Truth.
Da fucc outta here with your uninformed shit. Only jive ass fowl get them expensive ass blunt wraps for two dollars. My gas station sells Swisher singles for 49 cents.
I can buy blunt wraps for 50 cents, too, but I don’t use blunt wraps, so it doesn’t matter.
I thought drugs were required to work there?
It seems like white collar jobs just run credit checks instead of drug tests these days. OP is probably tryin to be a pharmacy clerk or some shit
Most fighting game players I have met smoke weed and they were usually good at games in general and were highly intelligent and functional people. Everybody smokes weed here. LOL. Weed is more popular than coffee and alcohol in California. Weed does increase intelligence, if you some of you guys didn’t know.
Walk in smoking. That way, the tests will be obscured and won’t be valid and you can ask for a retest.
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