I go to Niketowne so they can wipe me down -Cam’ron freestyle
peace out cUDDY:cool:
I have always alternated on the wipe motions and use wet wipes. Cleanliness is next to godliness and go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.
Another pro tip:
To avoid dookie splashes, throw in a couple tissues in toilet before starting…
Don’t even feel the need to shit unless I’m at home or somewhere else with equal comfort. My body is godlike like that.
I remember the last thread about this when I learned that I wasn’t the only one who used moist wipes after the initial TP wipe.
Fucking moist wipes. Just use a bowl of water, Tom Arnold style
Anybody ever been drunk enough to shit on the outside of the toilet?
My high school had people who shit on the floors and toilet seats. Terrible sight.
Green shit is easily obtainable—just eat a couple of bowls of Fruity Pebbles or Fruit Loops, you’ll be shitting green Play-Doh in no time.
I used to leave upper deckers during a one night stand…good times
Anyone else shit completely naked?
Gotta be done fully naked…that’s why its so hard to go in public bathrooms…I can see it now some little kid poking his head under the stall do seeing me butt-ass naked…Luckily this hasnt happened yet.
I do a lot of things naked. Taking a shit is one of those.
sweet merciful fuck, I walked in on some dude doing that the other day at work. Fucker didn’t lock the one bathroom, and I open the door and he’s stark fucking nekkid, on the shitter
I discovered a new emotion that day
That sounds like an awful experience.
Yeah! its for sure more relaxing
Not pants tying you up
and
you dn’t have worry about leaning back and having your shirt around your ass.
(lol, just 1 lil poo smudge would ruin your life)
SOMETIMES i’ll take off my boxers while I shit, but never my whole pants.
i remember this topic from a few years ago, which is when i learned that SRK has a sizable neanderthal population that’s reaching between their legs to wipe (prob w/o toilet paper). personally i’m rocking baby wipes if i’m at home.
taking a dump can be either heaven or hell. i will never forget the time i took a dump and it got stuck half way, with nothing left to lose I stuck my weiner in between my legs and blasted that turd as hard as I could. Like a golden lazor beam it cut my dookie in half
oh wow, haven’t seen that handle in awhile.
Sometimes the turd is too tough to cut with the piss stream…though I’ve only done that purely for the sake of amusement. Anyway, I had the unfortunate situation of tough, Adamantium-Shit just last week. I was on that bowl for about 2 hours that night. It’s like Kryptonian-born, game-breaking glitch-level, Gem of Cyttorak-imbued Kenpachi shit. I don’t recall ever having produced shit that hard before. I must prevent that from ever happening again…that shit was the physical manifestation of Hell itself, man. I’m prepared now with various fruit juices and the occasional smoothies.