lol@ some people getting butt ass naked to shit. I have to take my shirt off tho, I don’t want it getting hit in the line of fire.
Poops are so weird
Like how when you take a shyt, feels like you lost 10lbs… and its like the size of sweet pea
Vice versa… hahaha
Yeah, not wiping is the best, but its not always that smoooth
I hate when I shit, then have a smoke, then I need to take a bigger shit.
Or when the poo gets cut off or something an you have to wipe away half a log
I also got an email at work from management telling me to not be in the bathroom more than 4 minutes a day. I sent a reply that said fuck you in the nicest way.
What? People telling you how fast to take a shit? What kind of horrible crap is this?
thats pretty bad
Like when people wanna talk to you while takin a shyt…
Only time I actually found that practical or sensible(plausible ) was in harold n kumar
Yeah they bitched cuz I poop several times a day, and apparently I must speed poo. I told em it takes me however long it does. Then they told me maybe I should go during smoke breaks or lunch, and I replied that I go when I have to
Fun public stall trick. Melt a chocolate bar in ur hand then reach under the stall to the next guy and start screaming about running out of paper
Anyone ever dose off on the toilet???just asking…*has fallen asleep on the toilet"
Why is this thread still open?
Dont you hate it when you really have to take a shit & you sit down & BLAM you look oh shit no more toilet paper/wipes…You have to get up with your leg spread like a sumo wrestler & pray that shit dont hit the ground…
i’m suprised that most people dont stand up to wipe.
“The PRINCE OF ZAMUNDA does not wipe after himself!”
I handstand. Does that count?
no, because in soviet russia ass wipes you.
I had a boss who would take like 15-30 mins taking a shit. We thought he was doing cocaine, but now that I think about it, that is probably EXACTLY what he was fucking doing! I’ve read stories about that shit, its more common than people think.
Also, if you’re at home or someone’s house, don’t use baby wipes, reach over to the sink and let a few drops of water hit the tissues, same shit. This only works if you have a sink next to the toilet though.
I hate it more when you forget to properly close/lock a door, and realize it mid poop, then you gotta pinch it off, and crab walk over to the door to deal with it.
Fuck that, if you’re at somebody elses house, use their towels. Best. Wipe. Ever.
1st part… lmao! was he weird after a few times?
2nd part Why not? (like, if there are none there?)
My friend would always bitch about spending so much time takin a shyt.
He thought it was get in get out
Im like, naaah man, look how many fuckin magazines you got in there! Of corse Imma take a few!
I soulda wiped my ass with them and jacked off on the ones I didn’t.
Ryu Wipes my ass.
when i was a kid they used to give us tracing paper to wipe with. it was painful.
Anyone here routine pooper?
Im a morning pooper usually take a shit around 7:45-9:30 every morning…I hate it cuz i hate cold toilet seats…
I member kindergarden (1 word?) and wiping for the 1st time, fuckin awful!
b4 then my mom did it for me, I fuckin miss those days…