Dexter Season 5: Sept. 6th With a New Trailer!

I’d bang that Irish milf.

Dexter better wife that ass up. And hopefully they can write out that brat Ass-tor. Cody is cool though

So here’s my prediction/theory on how season 5 will end…or what will happen.

Wasn’t it in the Dexter books that Dexter ended up teach Cody and/or Astor Harry’s code?

Enter Lumen. I think her name is an indication of what type of character she’ll be. Think about the term “illuminate.” Ultimately, i think she’s gonna be good for Dexter. If anything, i believe Dexter will be her “Mentor” and that she’ll assume the role of Cody and Astor from the books. This will be how dexter “heals.”

Semi Spoiler ahead:

If you saw tonights episode, then you saw next weeks trailer. She wants Dex to stop these people, and i believe, initially, that Dex disagrees. She instead decides to go off, and find them herself. I predict that Dex follows her. She finds one of the people and is about to shoot them…

This is where i believe that Dex stops her. He tells her that he won’t kill them, but, he will teach Lumen how to properly do it, putting Dex back in the role of “the father.”

If anything, Lumen is reminiscent to Miguel, however, she isn’t simply going to use Dexter, but instead embrace what he does.

So yeah, read into it how you will, and hope this evokes some discussion, but yeah…I wanna call it now if this happens. If you see flaws in this, speak up!

Zombiehop, I definitely see things going that way, and I’m all for it. Dexter is gonna train her to defend herself, which he alluded to when he told her about how he didn’t want anyone else to get killed like Rita did. What I’ll be interested in seeing is what Deb and others are gonna see when they see him hanging around with her. I just hope this doesn’t go the way Miguel eventually did (She turns on him somehow)

Also…

tonight’s episode

Spoiler

-So after Quinn tried to make a move on Trinity’s son, when will word get out about what he did? How will everyone else react?
-I like the concept of perhaps having a group of people be the main bad guys this season. (When Lumen says there’s more out there then just Boyd who hurt her)
After this episode, I’m a little more excited about where this season could go. It certainly seems a little…grislier/darker then the past few seasons.

The sad part is knowing that the incident that happened to Lumen occurs on a global scale every day. This form of slavery rivals the drug trade both in scope and profit and isn’t as focused upon by law enforcement.

She reminds me of how Nigella Lawsonwill look in her 70s, and that isn’t an insult considering that she’s already in her 50s!

Oooh Dexter started to tingle with excitement at the thought of new prey, he has found a new muse. Lumen will get her revenge, and yes, there will be blood.

Quinn with time off = not good for Dex.

Lastly, I didn’t even realize that it was Julia Stiles until this ep. Can’t wait for her to get cleaned up.

Pretty cool to see Julia Stiles will have a larger role to play this season, I think ZombieHipHop is on the right track. It’s a shame Dex couldn’t get Doakes to trust him :sad:.

I love how Dexter is battling with Harry’s code, he is begining to free himself.

Top notch episode, I did LOL when Lumen wacked Dex over the head with the wrench and bolted, I thought she’d get eaten by a croc, Harry then would appear saying “well that was a freebie!” :rofl:

Not at all…CapMaster is right though. If Dexter openly hangs around her there will be problems. And will give Quinn even more shit to go off on.

I knew it wasn’t going crazy when I thought.

“Damn that looks a lot like that girl from that Heath Ledger movie 10 things I hate about you”.

EDIT:

It was Julia Stiles, I should read better!

i did not realize it was her either!!! i was like wait… the chick from the bourne trilogy!! wow good makeup from the staff

as far as quinn… too much debra bootycalls will divert him… them flat pancakes keep quinn lookin like a dummy even in the most extreme situation

im sorry i just been suspended WITHOUT PAY… fuck ya ‘i dont wanna be alone’… but not quinn… them pancakes took him down!!!

Awesome episode, lol’d so much at Masuka and Debs at the tatoo parlour :rofl: Those tat chicks were something :amazed:

I cringed so much when LaGuerta went to shower then the next scene is that lady outside the motel hosing white stuff down the drain shudders

Really well directed, that body search was so intense! Glad to see Stilles is staying, this should be good!

Of course she’s staying, same reason why as soon as Robocop appeared I knew he was going to play a bigger role. You can’t use big name actors like spare parts.

But yes, Lumen getting searched was a tense scene. I thought she was going to freak out, assault the officer and get arrested. Either that or she stupidly had a gun/knife on her.

lol I was just waiting for everything to blow up in Batista’s face the entire ep. It’s not even been a year yet and he’s worried about infidelity.

Latina cop is such a cutie with her little badge and optimism.:blush:

Tuttle Bridge

Spoiler

That rapist dude is going to appear again. Anytime Dex does something like this and leaves someone alive, they will come back to haunt him. Robocop or Quinn might find him.

Ok I’m too sleepy and lazy to figure out who robocop is.

Same here.

I’d be worried too if I was Batista though. That ugly bitch sleeps with everyone in the world. Though I wouldn’t have gotten married to that fishhead in the first place.

Funny how everyone refers to Latina cop as well, Latina cop. Honestly, I too have no IDEA what her name’s supposed to be.

Latina Cop?

hot dammit… srk we da best… an we give u a nickname.

Edit:

Hell I call Dexters father RAIDEN everytime he appears an i literally shout out Its time for mortal kombat dexter!

Bwahahahahahahahah!!! Imagine Christopher Lambert as his dad! Every time he kills someone he shouts: "FINISH HIM!!"
To beat a meme to death, Kanye West could also be his dad, what with him coming out of nowhere and all.

man i caught sundays episode last night… sorry broadway had me this time on hbo…

wow… latina cop… delicious (minus her throw up scene)… but them thighs an cute lil butt… aw man

thank the lord RAIDEN talked sense into dexter before that kill… pops knows best…

poor batista… cant win but any guy would suspect that though… i fear divorce for him though… i still think she gives the best blowjobs in miami… her face when asked by IA was like “yeah and…” lol

Robocop is gonna be too good i see an the next episode is gonna be a scary one again…

oh an told yall quinn would be too focused on Debs Vaginal-hypnosis?

LOL I just figured out who Robocop is, oh shit :rofl:

I thought they were referring to Quinn, but then it hit me shiiiiiii

lmao @ Vaginal-hypnosis?, I’ll be honest I would too

Man, Laguerta is one fine old broad nigga.

Anyway at some point Quinn’s plan has to blow up in his face. I just wonder what the repercussion’s will be. Funny enough is that Quinn is entirely wrong about Dexter killing Rita, but the path he is on right now will lead him to find out much worse about Dexter

oh NOW I remember where I know him from. its robocop:rock:

lol

Who’s from robocop?