Finale was stupid and made me lol.
“Hey I got you off the bomb, run!”
gives the human one second to run
“OKAY TIME TO GET OFF THE BOMB”
WHY DIDN’T SHE JUST GRAB HIM AND RUN. Vampire Diaries always cracks me up. Alaric is a cool homie.
Elena vs. Katherine! yesssss… a Nina Dobrev mirror-match catfight finally on full display, and it was HOT as hell. In slow motion with a few added clothes-tearing, it would qualify as some reasonable jerkin-material, at least to me.
It’s odd to see Caroline having some kind of feelings for Klaus, when you remember that this is still a dude that murdered her boyfriend’s mother…and that’s just one of the terrible things he has done. It serves up even more proof that women are definitely, strongly attracted to various levels of asshole-ishness. I wouldn’t be surprised if the act of nuking an entire country out of existence would end up getting anyone a long line of groupies willing to do anything.
It is the accent, women love the motherfucker that drops a classy accent on them even when they are throwing folk under the bus and she no doubt is drawn to rich niggas now that she is immortal.
Bonnie being dead sucks, girl didn’t even appear to say goodbyes right and instead sacrificed that isht for her BFFs happiness. Stupid girl, stupid show. They better undo this next season or have a reasonable and equally attractive black female friend ready to join the cast.
My goodness, Silas is sticking around it seems, that is such a shame. They really need to hit him with the nerf stick, although I get them making Stefan his doppleganger… two roles one actor means less pay and worry about acceptance then getting a new guy.
lmfao silas…they just went jackie chan adventures. balance…evil needs to exist blah blah bla. saw that plot when i was 12.
LOL the writers of vampire diaries must the same as the writers from the wwe…
Hit The Floor. It’s on VH1. You gotta watch it.
Reason #1 Logan browning
Reason #2 hotties and cuties everywhere.
Reason #3 they’re all dancing provocatively about… 3 times an episode so far.
Reason #4 Logan browning
Reason #5 Logan fucking browning.
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Logan browning = top tier.
lol…hello negro invasion
This is a bump for the new season of nighttime soap opera dramas.
Revenge returns tonight!!!
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And the season finale was fucking AMAZING.
Reven8e… Season premiere.
- aw man… Theyre starting off with the season ender. I guess this is ok.
- fuck. I didn’t know James bond killed Shang tsung. Now I REALLY hate him.
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I already wrote about this episode.
Season Premiere of Reven8e (Seriously this time)
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Episode starts out just like the pilot. We start in the future but this time Emily gets shots and falls into the ocean off a boat. Then we begin the season “Two months earlier”.
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Nolan has just gotten out of jail and rejoins Emily. Emily already has schemes and plots already in motion. Thats my girl.
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Daniel meets a new chick who he used to fuck. She’s got a french accent. She looks ok I guess. Daniel’s become quite the drinker. He lets the french chic know he’s engaged. She doesn’t seem to give a fuck.
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Victoria has a new glow about her. Undoubtedly because she’s been getting closer to her new first born son who she gave away but then knocked on her door in the season finale.
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Charlotte returns home as does Conrad. She meets Victoria’s new son. I don’t know what his name is but he looks like the dude who played Green Arrow on Smallville.
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Jack has returned as well. Things were left in the air with he and Emily after she told him she’s Amanda Clarke. Jack is understandably disappointed, pissed and… he kisses Emily? Oh wow. And then… he pulls away and says he doesn’t feel anything for her? Yeah right. What kinda fushugi yugi-miaka-and-tomahome shit is going on here?
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After the talk with Charlotte, Green Arrow dude says he’s leaving town. Victoria seems heartbroken.
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Emily’s Party. French chic is there. As is all of the Grayson Clan (sans Green Arrow). Ashley’s there too. When last I saw her she was Conrads’ campaign manager.
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French chic’s name is Margola Monet. Yeah, she’s not all that.
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Emily’s dress looks weird.
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I guess Conrad is a governor now. It also looks like he… yup… he just a stroke.
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No. He has huntington’s Disease. It’s fatal apparently.
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Victoria’s son’s name is Patrick.
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Oooooohhhhh… Emily is making the leak of Conrad’s condition to the medialook like it’s on Ashley. So they can get rid of her. Well played.
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Jack isn’t happy about it. He knows Emily is behind it. He tells her… “To finish the revenge shit by the end of the summer or I’ll tell them myself”? Fuck you Jack. You don’t run shit up in here.
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Emily & Victoria tag team with the verbal dress down and tell Ashley to fly her candy ass out of town. Damn. They literally got her a private plane to fly her ass out of town. lol
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Emily goes back home and tells Daniel they should married on August 8. Huh. 8 8. That’s the symbol on her box with the hit list kinda.
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Damn. Conrad ain’t got no disease. Emily manufactured the entire thing.
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Oh fuck. Aiden/James Bond is back. CURSES!!
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FUCK YOU JAMES BOND!!
When are the 2 Vampire Diaries series starting?
go to the wb yt channel or site…itll be there. pretty sure the spinoff is in oct.
Vampire Diaries AKA Loophole City AKA The Nina Dobrev Show begins anew this thrusday.
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The Originals officialy begins next monday (not tomorrow).
Loophole City SEASON PREMIERE!!!
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Show starts off with Elemon playing kissy-face and saying “I love you” to each other. Gods I hate this couple.
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UNH! Caroline and Elena are going to college. With booty-shorts in tow. UNH!! Damn they still look good. Annnnnnnnnd… they’re joined by a new very familiar-looking chic who’s supposed to be their roomate.
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Also, my current favorite song is playing the background. “Royals”
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Bonnie is still dead but floating around. Being seen by Jeremy…
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYY!! Catherine’s back! When last we saw her, she got turned into a mortal by being forcefed Elena’s human juice (that sounds sexually suggestive but sadly it wasn’t that sexy)
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Silas (who as we learned in the3 season finale is Stefan’s doppleganger) is lurking around. Looking for somebody.
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New girl is also wearing booty-shorts. She and the girls get invited to a frat party.
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Jeremy was getting bullied in school so he beat the shit out of the bullies. He then gets expelled for defending himself.
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Meanwhile at the bottom of the lake, Stefan is trying to get out of that safe Silas put him into.
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OOOOH! Caroline is so fucking fine. She’s wearing booty panties.
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YES! New girl comes out of the shower after Caroline drinks some brivane water of new girl’s.
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Damn. New girl is dead. Ain’t that a bitch? Can’t even oogle over her longer than 2 commercial breaks.
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Silas is found out. He wants Elena for some reason and bargains a Stefan for Catherine trade.
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Helloooooo Nadia. Ain’t seen her since… what? Season 2? She sets a trap for Only Human. Who knows what her purpose is?
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Jeremy and Catherine get into a (catherine-forced) car accident. They’re both in pretty bad shape. Elena escapes.
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Dead Bonnie is trying to revive Jeremy but she can’t i guess. Damon tracks them down and phoenix downs him with his blood. (Not sure he was dead though)
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Tyler breaks up with Caroline on the phone. That means two things 1) Tyler is not gonna be on the show this season 2) Caroline is now on the open market.
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Oh shit. Silas’ Aizen powers apparently have upgraded. Now he can mindfuck an entire crowd of people. And then… he kills Bonnie’s dad right in front of Dead Bonnie.
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Next week… maybe Stefan frees himself?
Supernatural>The Originals>Pretty Little Liars>Vampire Diaries>*
That’s my bold 2014 girl show prediction*.
*Supernatural’s girl status is only attributed to women loving it. It’s asexual TV at its finest.
Have to give props for old boy supposedly having a drunken 3 way with Rebekah and this Nadia chick during the summer even if it was all meant to set him up for this season with old girl heading for the Spin off.
Klaus is still a dick even when moved into main character status of his own show.
damn cw…you put the stream up online already…haha take that hulu.
The OGs…
- Faye looks fucking amazing.
- rebekah is back. She looks good too.
- there seems to be a new super witch named Devina. She pretty much owned rebekah with some major tk. And… Oh shit she wiped rebekahs memory too? Oh fuck!! Bonnie can’t even do that shit.
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And Devina is hot too. Good job CW.
hell yeah… it’s too good… interesting strategy here with CW spreading things out. Tuesday is Originals, Wednesday will be for Tomorrow People then Thursday night remains the Vampire Diaries night, most likely with B&Beast following it again.
Phoebe “little wolf girl” T. continues to look better every time I see her…then my baby Rebecca shows up on this episode looking hot in every scene as usual…it looks like Marcel got in there a few centuries ago…but now he’s hanging out with Davina (though I get the vibe she’s related somehow? Just a guess there). This man obviously has good taste. Davina may be something else entirely, which is interesting to me. This is apparently how Marcel knows whenever the witches are doing magic, and rules with an iron fist on that matter. Klaus’ prodigal “son” here will definitely be more of a formidable opponent than he imagined…hell yeah this gon’ be goooood. This broad he’s with has that S-rank magic ability. I hope this is a winner in the ratings because I’m loving the hell out of it already.
LOL it’s 1995 again. Originals and Vampire Diaries reminds me of Xena and Hercules back in the day!