sheeeit, the girls (+ that one guy with the most girly eyelashes I’ve ever seen on a dude… maybe he could get a Maybe it’s Maybeline! endorsement deal…) just weren’t strong enough for it to have “action-anime” kind of appeal, imo… Bonnie from Vampire Diaries… even before her dabbling with Expression magic jutsu… mannnnn she would roast all those broads on Secret Circle… perhaps literally. I miss seeing Shelley Hennig, who was “Diana”…that girl was off the damn charts on the hotness scale…unbelievable. That show also put Natasha Henstridge back on my tv screen, so I’m thankful for that as well.
COLD BLOODED-version Elena is The Shit™, imo. I know it can’t possibly last, but it’s fun watching her be a ruthless, heartless bitch… I’m loving this. She straight up killed a woman like it was nothing on tonight’s episode, and it was glorious.
I’ve been doing a revenge marathon tonight for the episodes I’ve missed in season 3.
The first two seasons of Reven8e were glorious. The drama was juicy as was the dialogue. Emily was doing MAGNIFICENT work culminating in the hand-to-hand ass kicking of a CIA agent at the end of season 2.
But season 3 has been disappointing. Fauxmanda is dead. This is good as it allows Emily to more freely covertly. But her British james bond looking boyfriend has brought a lot of her machinations to a halt because even though he helps her covert shit, he also fucks her. I don’t need Emily fucking. I need her plotting and dispatching people on her notebook.
And then there’s Nole. Hes got a girlfriend who’s father was kidnapped. WHO THE FUCK CARES?! Too many episodes are only saved by a bombshell at the end of the ep, thus saving it.
I’m watching an ep now where there’s a masquerade Halloween party. Emily looks gucking yummy.
last episode it was found out that Victoria had a son when she was 15. She might’ve got rid of it but she told Conrad she aborted. The son has supposedly been sending her creepy letters and said he was gonna show up at the party.
damn Emily looks so fucking good in that white dress. That thing is hugging her body and giving her crazy curves.
Emily is getting back with Daniel to get close with the Graysons. James bond doesn’t like it. I however do. I hope he dies soon. Man I hate dudes with accents.
well well… Looks like Victoria didn’t get an abortion. She gave the baby to the convent.
what? Emily’s pregnant? Yeah right. She must be working an angle.
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Oh good. Nolan’s girlfriend is dead. Now I won’t have to worry about that crap mucking up my reven8e watching.
Ok, so I like TVD so far. But is seems like they are taking a page out of Hercules/Xena TV series where you have TVD (Hercules) and TVD: The Originals (Xena) or Buffy/Angel. Also, some of these episodes makes me think that TVD hired some of the current WWE writers. I mean, “really? really? really?..”
I am not sure I like the idea of them taking away Klaus and Rebecca (possibly?) for a spin-off, when they’ve both been such great characters right there on Vampire Diaries. Then again, they have been making Klaus a bit too soft though, like he’s gradually transforming into a halfway decent person… I suppose Silas will take over as the absolute main villain for awhile then… plus that other guy that was “Rick”/“Alaric” is apparently on his way back to the show, and the Silas situation could easily be (and most likely will) used to resurrect any of the other supernatural characters were previously dead.
Hopefully The Originals will give me more scenes of a 1920s “Flapper” style Rebecca… please CW make it so.
I believe that TVD should introduce an original werewolf, like the one in the TVD book series. Also, if they give Klaus the cure then it will not kill Klaus. Klaus will still be hard to beat because the cure doesn’t cure his werewolf side…
I just realized… yeah, an original werewolf poses some interesting story potential. I’ve not read the books so I don’t know what they did with the idea there… I remember now that the wolves were already around in ancient America before Klaus and his family even showed up. I’d guess that an Original wolf would, at the very least, have perfect control over his or her transformation, unlike the inferior “regular” werewolves from later periods of history.
*Sadly, there was no Caroline on last night’s show… I don’t think Bonnie was on either, since this focused on Klaus and his adventures in Louisiana.
*That was such an incredibly badass moment when Elijah showed up and killed 2 chumps in about 3 seconds, without even wrinkling the suit he had on at the time.
I missed the last couple of episodes so I’m gonna have some catching up to do and I hope too much didn’t pass me by.
nOlan is playing some girl in street fighter II. It’s not even turbo or CE. Somehow he wins and now the girl has to hack some place for him so he doesn’t get charged with murdering his girlfriend.
Shang tsung has returned as a business man doing business with Grayson global. He’s the dude who taught Emily and aiden (who I hate) their covert and h2h shit. He tries to give aiden some advice but he doesn’t seem to take it. Hopefully this will get aiden killed because I hate him and his accent.
Emily looks ravishing in a blue dress. She’s doing an interview with Daniel since he became Grayson global’s CEO. Ooh! Daniel tried to play Emily by planting the seed into the interviewer to get her to marry him. Emily plays it off but says she’d love to be in the Grayson family. Jack is pissed. TS dude. Shouldve made a play when you had the chance.
jack now doesnt want Emily to be his baby’s godmother.
Charlotte is blowing off decklin to be a bad girl/party girl for a night with some other girl who looks scrumptious.
oh shit son! Emily leaks a story to the interviewer that Victoria had a son and gave him away. Conrad is left sitting there with egg on his face because Victoria told him she had an abortion. I forgot how juicy the story and drama is on this show. It’s really the best nighttime soap in terms of story, drama, and dialogue.
Nolan gets the hacker chic put in prison with his hacker skills.
theres a show called Mistresses coming on abc soon. I wouldn’t care normally as 3 of the four girls aren’t that attractive. But #4 is the Italian goddess known as Alyssa Milano. I have to watch it now
Charlotte kisses the hot girl on camera. Yes. My dick gets hard. Decklin isn’t happy.
Hmmmmm! Victoria now goes to Nolan to find her son that she gave away.
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Next week… Looks like Emily and Victoria have a face off… And Shang tsung tries to kill aiden? Oh I hope he succeeds.
OH SHIT! Did you guys see “She’s Come Undone” in TVD? Now we have Shin Elena. Also, this coming episode and the season finale will be epic on TVD. They are actually going to bring back the dead. Can’t wait!!!
last week Elena finally returned to herself. Sorta. Now she wants to kill Katherine as if that’s gonna help her not be such the colossal bitch she was since turning her feelings off.
even though Elena has been pissing me off, her and Katherine in the same episode is normally good for business.
meanwhile Silas has been bringing motherfuckers back from the dead with the help of my baby Bonnie. cole and a bunch of other niggas thought dead.
looks like the Only human in town left is gonna get some from an OG. The pretty one of course.
huh. Elena tracks down the…
oh fuck. Silas somehow mindfucked Caroline and now it looks like he’s about to nuke Bonnie.
Elena is fast becoming my unfavorite person.
Elena vs cole after the commercial break!
hey! A jasmine guy sighting. Jasmine gives Bonnie the pep talk to breathe. Now she moves to kill Silas and… She turns him into stone.
meanwhile cole is giving Elena the beat down of a lifetime. But Jeremy and Stefan make the save.
Bonnie forgives Elena. Too easily IMO. Somehow Bonnie is controlling a “veil” to keep the people who came back from going back dead. Damn Bonnie’s powerful.
Lexi is real pretty.
Bonnie is gonna try to keep Jeremy from going back. And instead she brings back the hunters! Yes! Blade is back!!
Craziness… Silas is basically Aizen Sosuke in this sumbitch. Dude can make you see whatever he wants you to see. There’s so much going on…but…
It is with great sadness that I notice the series finale of 90210 is coming up! Son of a bitch, man…I hope those girls will end up elsewhere, like Vampire, Beauty & the Beast, or perhaps something new for CW…or better yet, some movies where they can be naked. There is entirely too much smokin’ hot ass on 90210 to just fade away into obscurity once that show is over! It would be a tragic loss of good eye-candy there. Now I feel bad for getting so far behind on this season… I had given up and just put it into the “eh, I’ll catch up on things once this season hits netflix” category. Their core audience is obviously young girls/women… I wonder if the ratings just fell off for it…? They also moved it if I recall… it’s usually tough for a show to survive a day and time-slot change.
–that “ordinary human” guy… whatever his name… he is SO in there with Rebecca. Dude you MUST hit it hard for all of us. Rebecca is soooo moist and ready to go.
Unsurprisingly, so much shit has hit the fan with all these dead folks coming back. I was wondering if that one werewolf guy would return (perhaps they couldn’t get the actor?) along with his sis(?). Unfortunately there isn’t much story-wise to do with such characters, since the wolves are relatively weak in terms of the general tier-listing on this show. Vamps are way stronger and faster, aside from full-moon time… and the witches are usually powerful enough to shut ordinary vamps down (at least if they keep a safe distance), and the Originals are nearly unkillable gods. Regular werewolves are a bit low on the totem pole there.
uh-oh! Chun li is late. And I don’t mean for dinner!
eh. She’s not pregnant. And Vincent just told her they can’t have kids. Or get married. Chun li agrees. But you just KNOW she wants a baby.
uhoh! Detective dudes eyes are glowing!
I missed the next 20 min.
detective demon is about to trash nerdy guy. But Vincent saved him by hitting him with about 6 tranq darts.
now Vincent and demon DA are gonna trade Vincent’s DNA for DDAs pills.
damn, I wanted to see how KK looked in a bikini. But they’re already in the pool. DDAs meds are working for Vincent but now it looks like its not gonna keep. Vincent would die in three years.
but Vincent takes them anyway? Hmmmmmm…
oh shit! Two assassins just ran up in Chun li’s house and are throwing DOWN with Chun li and Vincent. But since Vincent was on those pills he can’t just nuke them with the quickness. They survive but barely.
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:
Season finales all next week. I’m looking forward to it.
They better loophole this bitch to bring back Bonnie… meanwhile yall got me to forget what white boy name is. But I am not liking his chances of surviving next episode unless he is still wearing that ring that brings normal folk back.
lmfao the veil is down…means now we got twice the vampire hunters. lol. sticky fingers blade is back. next season is gonna be fukin hilarious imo. also if the veil is down…how the fuck is bonnie dead? does this mean the veil isnt limited to just that little area but the whole town?
This is a two hour special. And I missed the first 40.
for some reason a whole lot of shit is going down. Jack is trying to bring down Conrad and his running for governor. So he was planning on exposing a secret during his speech.
What jack didn’t know is there was an assassin searching for him and set up a trap to blow his ass up. An explosion went off. Jacks ok. There’s a lot of shit going on. There’s so much drama and it’s moving with each scene.
ok. Looks like Conrad tried to have jack killed. Well, either him or the initiative.
fuck. Somehow devlin got blown up in the blast.
double fuck! I didn’t devlin knocked up Charlotte.
another preview for the show Mistresses. The premise seems so slutty. How am I supposed to empathize with women who put themselves in a situation to be victims? Idk. I might not care either. Alyssa Milano is in it. Her looks dictate my watching habits.
jack is supposed to be dead now. But Emily is helping him out so he can see his little bro.
jack wants to leave town. Decklin tells him charlottes Preggo. Boom. Pipe bomb dropped.
James bond is trying to talk Emily out of her want for revenge. Fuck you funny accent guy. He leaves. Hopefully it’s one of those “I’ll never see you again” type of goodbye.
decklin looks horrible. He did just get blown up though so…
oh shit. Conrad just admits to Daniel that he made sure Daniel wasn’t killed in the explosion. Daniels pissed. All Conrad cares about is winning the governcy and having his family by his side.
oh gods it’s impossible to display the INCREDIBLY JUICY DIALOGUE that just occurred between Emily and Victoria. It’s like they were fighting but with words. This is the best damn…,
damn!! Aiden (James bond) just got arrested. They’re saying he was responsible for the explosion. Pipe bomb dropped again.
actually there’s been a pipe bomb in every commercial break
oh fuck. Conrad pretty much says there is no Initiative. Damn. More INCREDIBLE DIALIGUE. I can’t even…
oh fuck… No way… Is decklin dead? No way. They can’t just kill him off. Can they? Dammmmmnnnn.
jack is incensed! He’s probably going to go kill Conrad.
sure enough, jack goes to Conrad’s house with a gun in his hand. Victoria is there. Damn. Jack pretty much tells her she ain’t worth the fucking bullets.
wtf? Somehow aiden is out of prison. And he’s confronting Daniel. They fight. Aiden puts him in his place.
there’s too much shit going on to dictate.
Conrad wins his election.
jack wears an ugly costume to get in and is about to snipe Conrad.
Emily finds jack… And tells him he’s Amanda Clarke!!! Whaaaaaat!?!
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:
This was an amazing season finale. MOTHERFUCKING AMAZING!
90210 SERIES finale starts right now… my penis and I will miss the hell out of these girls… Adriana, Naomi, Silver, Annie… such a strong line-up of hotness right there…
Reading up on things online… apparently the ratings dropped WAY off for some reason? From around 1 million to almost half that?! I’m not sure what happened there. Hopefully at least some of the girls (Jessica Lowndes being top priority for me) will show up elsewhere.
talk of graduation even though the hunters are looking for the cure and to fuck up some vamps
uhhhhh… Bonnie looks to be alive. I guess I missed that loophole.
Elena won’t take the cure because she thinks someone else deserves it. That’s the Elena I know and love.
lots of people formerly dead showing up to graduation. Led by cole, they all want Bonnie to put the veil down so they can stay alive.
graduation is over.
Elena and Stefan talk. She gives him the cure.
Caroline and klaus talk. He allows Tyler to return to mystic falls.
Elena looks good in that dress.
Damon gives his you shouldn’t fuck me speech. Elena gives her we shouldn’t be in love speech. But they admit their love for each other anyway. Undoubtedly Stefan heard.
this so sucks. For me. I like Elena with Stefan and Damon as the loose cannon. Now with Elena being with Damon, Stefan won’t stick around. I can’t see it. I don’t like elemon.
Bonnie prepares to drop the veil.
yup. Stefan’s outtie.
people are returning to death. And as that happens… Katherine and Elena prepare to fight.
Bonnie… Oh. She DID die. When she drops the veil, she returns to death.
Rebecca visits Only Human. Looks like she’s taking him with her on the road.
meanwhile, Katherine is beating the shit out of Elena. And talking shit while she does it. But… Elena stuffs the cure in Katherine’s mouth.
and in a twist… Silas returns because Bonnie’s spell, ends when she died. Apparently hes a doppelgänger… Stefan’s doppelgänger??? Silas then locks Stefan in a safe and dumps him in a river.
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:
Huh. I’m starting to think this was a series finale instead of a season finale.
