For some reason my retarded DirecTv screwed up and I dont think it recorded the diaries because it aint recording Secret Circle. However, I have 2 CW channels soooooo…
Man the story is so… bleh.
Oh yes. Faye is getting naked and gonna fuck Jake. She’s such a babe man. Great little BnP body.
the crystals got stolen. I still have no idea why making a crystal skull will stop the witch hunters.
Hmmmm… Jon Connor and Melissa are drinking. Melissa is so hot. I’m hoping they make out.
Oh god. Jon Connor does a magic trick and they call it cloaking. And he doesn’t know how to de-cloak it. The magic is so weak!
Eh. Lame fight between Sully and Pyro.
Uh-oh. Jean’s about to go DPh and choke out a witch hunter… OH! And Diana stops her with her own Phoenix powers. This has FINALLY become intruiging.
I love Diana. I lov her character.
Ugh. Jon Connor and Melissa “uncloaked” the crystal by… oh man… it’s too lame to even say.
With Diana having dark magic but being steadfast about not killing, she may make a better Jean than Cassie.
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Predictably, Nick (the dude Melissa used to fuck a lot earlier in the season) is alive.
cheh, I took a break from Secret Circle this time… I’ll have to catch the repeat later on the website. The story just really isn’t grabbing me anymore at this point…so now that show is PURELY about checking out the hot ass. It would be great if that were a late-night Cinemax “Friday After Dark” kinda thing…heh, that takes me back to those good ol’ pre-internet softcore porn days.
Vampire is always a priority for me though. It’s a shame Rebecca didn’t get much screen-time at all tonight…and with a 1920s style party going on! I missed the first few minutes of this episode though…hopefully she was in there. The current plot around Rick’s new Jekyll/Hyde shenanigans has been good stuff…though it was predictable that the solution they had in mind for him was going to get ruined before the episode was over. Haha, now he’s probably the most dangerous thing on the show at this point.
Klaus still wants a piece of Caroline’s fine little ass… heh, there’s nothing Tyler can really do about it either, thanks to the “sire-bond” connection.
Ok so Alaric is some kind of crazy super hybrid vampire hunter. Stronger than the vamps, can’t be killed at all, and got that magic stake that kills all vamps. But the thing about this show… there’s always a loophole.
Forgot Bonnie got bit. Wearing the same clothes she was wearing last week. We need a wardrobe change here!
Damn… Elena is so fine. Her body is so on point.
The whole kill-the-daddy-vampire-kill-the-entire-bloodline-thing kinda puts me off. It pretty much means the main old vamps are never get killed or the show will end. Although… there’s always a loophole with each plot twist.
Ahhhhhhhh Bonnie changed her clothes. Damn she is impossibly good-looking. After my beloved Vanessa Morgan, she may be the hottest black girl on television.
A pretty girl I’ve never seen shows up at the door. I guess she’s a witch. There seem to be a number of episodes I’ve missed despite watching the first two seasons.
Yup. Another loophole. Somehow Elena’s life is tied to Alarics. If she kills herself, he dies.
That was the WORST CPR I have ever seen! But it worked!
Huh. Klaus is dead. So ends the OG Vamp saga?
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Elena is such a goddess. But her stringing the Brothers along keeps her from beating out Diana for the top spot amongst the CW shows.
I should’ve known they wouldn’t let Jeremy die… for the female audience, that guy is probably the the #2 next to Damon or Steffen. It would be like them killing off a hot girl on a show aimed mostly at guys (*like on NBC’s Heroes…such morons running that show, I swear…bastards killed off every hot piece of ass except Hayden… unbelievable, but that’s a tired old rant for a show that’s been dead for quite awhile now)
*They need to show more full body shots of Bonnie. She has gained an impressive amount of ass in the past year or 2.
*I doubt Klaus is dead permanently. This same spell was used to keep his dad locked up and “dead” for a few thousand years, but he was able to come back for awhile about a season ago.
*yeah, for now… Rick/Alaric is the absolute top tier on the show. I was surprised they decided to use that jutsu on Klaus instead of Rick. Rick is WAY more dangerous right now…unless they use that shit again, he’s literally unstoppable at this point… unfuckwithable, if you will. Of course there’s no way in the world they’re seriously going to kill Elena since she has that “main character plot armor” on her side…or maybe they could temporarily kill her with Bonnie’s heart-stopping jutsu, then magically bring her back while he stays dead? Whatever, I can’t get enough of this show.
Secret Circle—
As usual, I only watched it purely for the hotness tonight, though the story is finally going places… it was nice seeing Natasha Henstridge bending over into the car like that… it brought some nice imagery into my mind for later…yes yesss…
Dirty Diana’s cleavage tonight = outstanding. She should’ve been ravaged right there at the prom. Every single thing about this girl is off the damn charts. The ranks are a bit more clear for me now on this show— Diana being the obvious #1, Melly Mel has solidified her #2 spot with me, and Faye is #3. Cassie is looking better lately, but it’s still not quite on par with those elite 3.
Shows starts off with Jean/Cassie rocking leather pants. She looks good man. I really like her voice.
But Diana is The One. I love that she always takes the moral high ground. I think I may end up switching the names around. I think I’m gonna start calling her “Jean” and call Cassie “Madeline Pryor”. It would make more sense. Then I’d be able to call Cassie’s DPh form, “The Goblin Queen”.
UNH! Melissa looks delicious. Nick (or his ghost?) is trying to make her do something. Hopefully it’s get her naked.
Oh yeah! The prom is tonight. That means the girls are guaranteed to be dressed like babes.
Damn. Jake just does not give a fuck that his brother could still be alive. He wants to kill him no matter the circumstances.
Faye is a trip. She’s already drinknig champaigne and the limo to take them to prom hasn’t even been called yet.
Huh. British dude is back in town. Hitting on my baby Diana. FUCK! Diana invited him to her house after prom. Man… I would be all over that shit. She’s got a red dress on. I can’t wait until she takes her coat off so I can see her body in the dress in all it’s glory.
Prom has begun. Diana looks great. All the girls look great.
Sully is doing some weird spell shit to fuck with Diana’s dad (AKA Pyro). Trying to haunt him with the fact that he burned Cassie’s mom alive in the pilot episode.
Cassie and Diana use their DPh to go into the past and find the crystal and see into the past. Whatevs. I don’t like that their both on the ground in their dresses. They’re gonna get dirty.
Damn you Jon Connor. The man is smooth. About to put the moves on Melissa. Damn you Jon Connor. You already fucked the Jeans. Must you hook up with Melissa too?
Huh. Sully (John Blackwell) is a diabolical motherfucker. He made sure to make the parents of The Circle knocked each other up so he could have them bound in future to serve his purpose. That’s some pretty good foresight.
Big fight at the end. The black witch hunter attacks the Circle for the crystal. Maddie goes first and takes the crystal with her DPh. Black WH blasts her and she gets knocked out. The rest of the Cricle go after her and the crystal. Except for Faye who teams with Sully to attack. Nick and Jake square and Melissa kills Nick. Sully returns with the crystal but Faye has been kidnapped off screen.
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Next week is the season finale. Talk that all the witches “will get the powers they were always supposed to have” excites the hell out of me. Faye may get more power from the witch hunters, which would be good for her since she craves power.
Show starts off with a flashback. Elena wearing a cheerleader outfit. The skirt is so short. OMG. I don’t think my dick has been this hard since… well since I was with my wife.
Super Vampire-Killer Alaric kills Klaus. So I guess the bloodline is gonna start dying anytime now…
And yet… nobody’s dying yet. Huh. Must be a loophole. One undeniable truth about this show… no matter what the show tells you one week… there’s always a loophole.
UNH! Bonnie is so fine.
AAAAAAAHHHHH! So what happened was Bonnie (who looks delicious BTW) casted a spell to transfer Klaus consciousness into werewolf-boy.
HUH. So apparently, Damon met Elena first but made her forget and was kinda sweet ot her. I’m sorry, but I’m gonna throw the bullshit flag here.
Show starts off with Diana/Jean waking up in the british dude’s car. OMG. I dont throw this word around a lot but, Diana is Gorgeous. I would really probably rape her and impregnate her in her sleep.
WHOA! Faye looks like she’s about to ge raped! Oh wait… Nigga Witch Hunter just wants her phone.
The Circle gathers and talk strategy. Jon Connor says “Circle Magic”. I nearly barf. They’re gonna trade a crystal for Faye’s life.
Diana/Jean and Cassie/Madeline Pryor meet with Sully to create the crystal skull. Sully tells them that after the skull is created, the Circle will be unbound. I suppose this is something I should freak out about or something the way the Jeans looked at each other.
Jean doesn’t want to do it. Maddie does. Jean is so awesome in how pragmatic and logical she is. I’m glad I decided to change Diana into Jean and Cassie into Madeline Pryor.
YES! With the Circle unbound, everyone has their original powers back. This especially great because Faye turns all badass. She can walk away from the room she was captured in but instead she turns around to blast the dude who took her phone. THIS IS WHAT THE SHOW NEEDS!!
Meanwhile the Phoenix twins finish creating the crystal skull. For some reason they both have to touch it while it forms. This is ok, because it looks like they’r eboth having an orgasm when they touch it. :tup:
Melissa is so fucking fine.
Maddie gets kinda possessive to the skull. Jean backs her up because she doesn’t want Sully to have it. Sully says “I don’t really give a shit” and blasts them with some TP and knocks them out.
Melissa and Jake go hunting for Faye. They find her. And Nigga Hunter finds them and blasts them with some TK.
The Phoenix twins are kinda locked up by a spell. Sully is about to tell his master plan.
The other 3 are about to burn like their parents. Natasha Henstridge saves them with her reclaimed power. Meanwhile Pyro absorbs the demon from Nigga Hunter and Jake kills him. With a really tiny knife. :wtf:
Sully does a chant to … WTF?! To kill all the witches that don’t have his blood? DAMN!
All the witches without Sully’s blood are burning up. Jon Connor tries to rescue the Phoenix twins. Sully blasts that fool. Maddie turns into the Goblin Queen and… TRIES TO KILL JEAN TO TAKE HER POWER!! Jean goes DPh and blasts the Goblin Queen through the trap that was hlding them. The Goblin Queen tries to reverse the crystal skull spell and a TP battle rages. She’s losing… Dark Phoenix joins her… and… THEY WIN!!
Quick commercial about Kat Graham. She’s gonna be a singer. Good shit Kat.
The Circle regathers. Jean tries to leave The Circle because she’s tired of the drama. She does.
UGH! She wants to leave with British dude. I hate dudes with accents.
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This finale gets a 15 out of 10.The Diaries gets an 6 out of 10.
There’s no way Damon should’ve let Elena go if he was the first one to meet her. One of the hottest girls in the world…randomly pops up, and of course there’s the issue of her looking exactly like the girl he loved a few hundred years ago (it seems like vampire stories ALWAYS use that theme)…and she’s only human, AND he was more of a selfish, somewhat bad-guy at the time?! Realistically and logically, she should’ve been captured right then and there… heh, it’s what I would’ve done if I were him with all those powers…and there was no one else around at the time? Sheeeit…take her fine ass back to the house right away… she’d just be “missing” for awhile to her parents…hell, this probably would’ve had the side benefit of preventing the car accident that was destined to happen that night. If and when I let her go— I’d of course use the compulsion power to make her forget everything that went on… drop her off on the front porch of the parents’ house, COMPULSION ACTIVATED–"You were just out wandering around… you met up with friends at a party out in the woods…you got lost for awhile…that’s all that happened… that’s all you remember." …and I vanish like the supernatural ninja I am, as she’s left staring at a wall, waiting for the parents to open the door. THAT’S how you play that shit when it comes to vampire powers, folks.
VD finale was incredible. And I’m not a huge fan of the show. Elena’s going to be a vampire, and hopefully Damon will stop walking the line so much and go full on douchebag.
Damon being too good is what made me lose interest in the show.
Revenge season finale was fucking incredible. Emily/Amanda is on some Black Widow shit.
The old grey-haired dude who killed her father captured her gay friend and she turned herself in to her. Before he threw her in the van he was gonna douse her with a cloth with chloroform. Emily/Amanda says “Whatever. Just give it to me.” and douses herself with it.
While captured her dad’s killer takes alll her stuff and chains her up. He even finds a lockpick in her watch. He leaves on a red herring she sent him on. She uses the strings on her sweater and turns it into a lockpick and gets herself and her friend free. Gay dude’s response? “I’m not worthy.”
She frees gay dude and stays behind to fight her dad’s killer. Keep in mind… her dad’s killer is on some CIA shit… SHE KICKS HIS FUCKING ASS AND NEARLY CHOKES HIM OUT with a haligan. She wanted to kill him but lets him live in memory of her father.
Daniel finds out from the black chick that Emily/Amanda/The Black Widow kissed Jack. He confronts her and is pissed. But Emily plays the pity card and makes him feel shit and gives him his ring back. I’m telling you… it’s impossible to get one over on her.
Jack’s brother’s new friend is pretty. She looks hella familiar.
Charlotte is back to seeing her local dope man.
Conrad is gonna leave town. Victoria is trying to send his ass to jail and the feds are all over him.
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG! DAAAAAAAAAAYYYYUUUMMMMMMM! Victoria just… OMG… I’m gonna get a video of how she TOTALLY played Emily/Amanda It’s fucking incredible.
Oh fuck. The chick posing as Amanda Clark is back in town. And she’s claiming she’s pregnant with Jack’s baby. WOW!!
Welp… looks like Conrad didn’t leave town. He came back to try to make Victoria not testify against him. Victoria refuses.
Damn Victoria is so beautiful for an older woman.
Oh shit. Yup. Conrad has the grey-haired dude fuck with the plane that Victoria was going on. Damn.
Charlotte ODs on pills after finding out her mom “died” in a plane crash. Looks like a suicide attempt.
And Emily’s mother is alive. It’s a season finale folks. We drop bombshells.
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I gave Secret Circle Jerk a 15 out of 10 for the season finale. Well… I guess that means I have to give Reven8e an 18 out of 10.
Episode starts with Emily tied to a pole and underwater getting taught some ninja shit from Shang Tsung from Mortal Kombat (note: the dude who killed the crazy gay guy was not Shang Tsung. It was a different asian). 3 months before she returned to town after the season ender. In the season ender, she was on some Black Widow shit. I may start calling her Black Canary.
Charlotte recovered from her suicide attempt, and I guess she’s about to get out of rehab.
Everybody still thinks Victoria is dead. :lol: Oh you soap operas. I wonder how long she’ll stay dead. I say 5 episodes tops.
How interesting! Nerdy gay dude is taking boxing lessons. Guess he learned his lesson from constantly getting his ass kicked last season. He’s still skinny though.
Emily’s revenge plan seems to have shifted. She noiw wants to find out where her mom is and what happened to her.
The Black chick who was Emily’s friend and an attendent is now fucking Daniel. It looks like she takes care of the day-to-day shit Victoria used to. Just caught name. Ashley.
Jack and the chick posing as Amanda Clark (who I shall now call “Fauxmanda”) live on Jack’s boat awaiting the baby’s birth. She’s kinda holsing the fact that she’s Fauxmanda over Emily’s head… but not really. Because Emily is on that Black Widow shit.
There’s a boat party tributel for Victoria. Emily looks fantastic. Daniel is OBVIOUSLY holding a torch for her even though he’s frontin’ for Ashley.
Charlotte looks good. Did she get a breast enhancement? She says some nice things about Victoria. That poor naive girl.
WTFWTFWTF?! At the boat party, Charlotte got the results of a blood test and it was determined she was on some drugs. She denied it, but before her shrink could take her away, she whispered something to Emily. The next thing you see, is Emily knocking on a door and Victoria answering it, exclaiming “What are you doing here?” before a commercial. DAMN! They couldn’t keep her dead for even half an episode!
Huh. Ok. Charlotte knew Victoria was alive and told Emily. The feds are helping Victoria stay alive and are protecting her while they build a case against Conrad.
Damn. Conrad is a raw motherfucker. He created a false positive for Charlotte’s blood test so he can get power of attorney so he can take her inheritence from her. DAMN! That’s some raw shit.
You gotta be kidding me!! Jack visits Emily and they talk about Fauxmanda. Emily brings up the thought that maybe the baby isn’t his. He acts like he never even thought about that shit. Are you fucking kidding me? Damn this dude dumb. A bitch you fucked flies into town and says “I’m pregnant with your baby.” and you don’t ever say “How you know it’s mine?”
Daniel sure does drink a lot.
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Good episode. This is the best soap on tv folks. The drama is delicious.
Oh fuck! I totally forgot to record 666 Park Avenue. DAMMIT! :mad:
I thought this Revenge show was going to be stupid but it’s starting to sound like it was cut from the same cloth as Alias. Would that be a legit comparision?
Show starts off with Ashley making my dick hard by walking towards Daniel wearing a tennis outfit with the short skirt. Yeah… I’m probably gonna rewind and masturbate to this shot.
Victoria is hiring the white-haired dude who Emily beat the fuck out of and nearly killed to kill Emily (which makes me lol). She also seems to be planning on leving the country with Charlotte.
Huh. Fauxmanda talks to Emily. Telling her she had a ONS but still thinks the baby is Jack’s
Daniel makes a power play for Charlotte to free her from being in rehab. She doesn’t like it for some reason. Charlotte decides to go with Emily to go see her non-dead mom.
JAck’s brother pretty much tells Jack “Look bro… if the baby aint yours… cut that bitch loose.”
A somewhat interesting story is opening up involving Nerdy Gay dude. His company (worth hundreds of millions) is being audited. His acounting analyst (who’s kinda attractive) wants him to hire a CFO to manage day-to-day business but Nerdy Gay dude refuses. Seems like just an excuse to get with him but he’s gay so we’ll see.
Victoria calls Conrad. She tells him to hit her and “This will be your only chance and do it like a man.” My dick got hard. Even if I have no idea what their plan is.
Nerdy Gay dude’s accounting analyst (who has a wig on and is now only moderately attractive) has been offered the job of CFO by Nerdy Gay dude.
Fauxmanda gets the test results back. They appear to show that Jack is the father. But this is soap opera land so… Yup. Emily confirms that the baby ain’t Jack’s. Soooooo… I guess she gets to trap him so she can keep him.
Huh. Daniel gives Charlotte half his inheritance.
OHMG!!! OMGOMGOMG!! Victoria and Conrad just pull off some incredible, diabolical shit just now. I can’t even go into how awesome they played the white-haired dude who Emily choked the shit out of. Just know that now it’s gonna look like Victoria not only never died, but was held hostage by somebody they both wanted to get rid of.
Unbelievable. I’m still flipping out over this shit.
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The drama on this show is just too good. 666 is up next. I missed the pilot but I recorded this one.
The fuck? They show what happened on the previous episode and it looks like it’s on some supernatural Passions shit. Ghosts and niggas getting thrown across the hall and somebody getting smashed by an elevator door.
OK. The main blonde is the new manager of 666. She’s cute and all but not much in the curve department.
Oh shit. Main blonde (her name is Jane) pokes holes in a wall and crows flew out of that shit. WTH. This shit is batshit crazy.
There’s a dude on this show who looks JUST like Justin Timberlake but with glasses.
There’s another blonde. Alexis. Huh. She looks sinful. Must be the sexy chic/bad girl.
Gavin is the bald headed older dude from all the trailers. He reminds me of Lex Luthor without the swag. I think I’ll call him Lex Luthor.
Jane is walking around in a t-shirt and some boxers. Yeah. She’s cute. Reminds me a bit of Cassie/Jean from Secret Circle (sniff sniff… I miss you Secret Circle )
Dude who looks like Justin Timberlake has a room that overlooks Alexis’. She’s dressed in BnP. And looks smokin’ He tries not to look. Looks to me like she wants him to.
There’s a thief in the building who seems to just steal random shit. She steals a rabbit’s foot from somebody doing construction. When she steals it… she has a vision like Ethan from My Babysitter’s a Vampire. This shit is batshit crazy.
The chick who almost got murdered by the elevator is in the hospital, contemplating suing Lex Luthor.
Jane and her boyfriend are having dinner with Lex Luthor and Vanessa Williams… meanwhile… W.T.F? The birds from earlier just attacked the dude doing construction and he gets hit by a taxicab. This shit is fucking crazy.
WTF. Jane her bf have been together for 5 years but not married yet? Huh.
Time to add Arrow - The Green Arrow Series**** to the list. Why?
#1 Because I think Dinah Lance is Katie Cassidy. Who is Katie Cassidy you ask? Only the most gorgeous woman from the now defunct Melrose Place remake. Yes, that blonde is here. And OMG she is still fucking gorgeous I wanna rip her clothes off with my teeth and bang her so hard that I create new orifices to put my dick in on her body.
#2 Ollie’s little sister has potential. Cute in a little sister way but she was wearing catholic school clothes so that makes her looks +2.
#3 There’s this really pretty black girl who used to be on GH. She was pretty then. She’s hot now. Hope she’s a recurring character.
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Huh. Oliver already killed somebody. I’m not sure I like that.
Oh hell yeah if Katie C. is in there then I’m fully on board with that show.
whoahhh… black girl from GH— could it be… “Keesha”!!! Or perhaps that other one I’m thinking of from the more recent era…yeah, it would have to be since 90s Keesha may be a bit “old” now by tv show standards.
Also: Tomorrow is the night… the glorious return of Vampire Diaries. The plot-bomb they dropped at the end of the previous season is still fresh on my mind like it happened yesterday… I’m looking forward to where they go story-wise from all that. That previous season finale was outstanding.
I already have too much to get caught up on… I’m behind on 666 Park Ave (I don’t have high hopes for the longevity of that one… it seems like supernatural shows that aren’t “Supernatural” or “Vampire Diaries” don’t seem to have much of a chance these days in terms of ratings…oh, I suppose there’s Once Upon a Time that’s apparently doing well.), and I intend to get fully caught up on Revenge soon, perhaps this weekend… the starting line-up of ASS on Revenge is quite ridiculous. Madeline Stowe would still get ravaged all day and all night long.
One of the things about this show is that there’s always a loophole. Last season ended with Elena dying and being resurectted with vampire blood which usually makes you a vampire. However, like I’ve said before… there’s always a loophole…
Yup. They’re trying to figure out if Bonnie can do a spell that will make her not be a vampire.
Bonnie is so fucking pretty.
Oh yeah. Forgot Klaus somehow inject his conciousness into Tyler’s body.
Karen’s still hot. Damn she’s pretty. Too pretty to be called “pretty” actually.
I love the wide angle picture shots of Elena. Because the girls got a GORGEOUS frame.
Unh. Karen almost fucked Klays/Tyler in the woods. If I was Klaus, I woulda waited until I got my nut off before I told her I was Klaus.
I may watch Beauty & The Beast. Kristen Kreuk is in it and she still looks good.
Bonnie now has a plan to grab Elena back from the “death” of being a vampire.She’s going to use her magic to go into the realm of the non-dead and bring Elena back. Otherwise known as Loophole City.
-Huh. Bonnie goes to Loophole City but can’t bring back Elena because her grandmom (Jasmine Guy) makes her go back to the real world. Plan failed. But I assume this is only the beginning of the loophole.
Huh. Bonnie somehow brings Klaus back but it looks like her grandmom got killed in the LoopHole Realm because of it.
Elena took some blood. Everybody is acting all “Oh No!”. Whatever dude. Just have Bonnie make her one of those rings… oh look… Bonnie already made her a ring to stay in daylight. Oh the horror of living forever with your boyfriend who wil also live forever.
In most movies and shows, vampirism is hardly a “curse”. It was interesting that her transition made the previous compulsion effects wear off… haha, I’d be happy to JUST have compulsion power, actually… I could get people (gorgeous women, basically) to do whatever I tell them to do.
It’s so good to have this show back though… sooooo many hot girls. Oh and it’s “Caroline”, btw… the cute blondie played by Candice Accola… there was some good cleavage shots on her tonight. “Rebecca” was looking good as usual too… even in the scenes where she’s weakened and trapped in that little jail area with the other vamps… she would get ravaged all night long.
I haven’t seen the new Beauty and the Beast, but this is yet another premiere that CW chose to run against a nationally televised debate…that’s going to be quite an uphill ratings challenge right from the start. I’ll make sure to check it out to see Kristin Kreuk a few times before it probably gets canceled. It doesn’t seem like an interesting concept for a show in the first place. The ratings will likely continue to be low even by CW standards.
*sidenote-- give “Damon” white/grey-ish hair and just like that there’s “Dante” for a live-action Devil May Cry. Eh, a live-action DMC could most likely never be as entertaining as the games though.
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