Degrassi/Vampire Diaries/teen dramas

General Discussion
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So far Beauty & the Beast (which I’m gonna call Chun Li & the Beast) didn’t seem to spectacular but it was the pilot. Hard to expect too much. But from what I saw…

  • KK’s mom got murdered in front of her. She ran into the woods from the people who tried to kill her too. The Beast saved her. Fast forward about 7-9 years later and KK is a cop and she gets into a fight with 3 guys. She fights off two of them but gets knocked down into a subway train tracks. Beast shows up, kicks their ass, and saves her from the train.
  • She does a bit of self-dialogue (like in the Chun Li movie)
  • Her partner is a chick and though she has a nice body… she looks like a dike.
  • The Beast has a normal face form and a Beast face. The Beast face looks nothing like a beast. It kinda looks like the vampire form from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. So really… doesn’t look that much like a beast at all.

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

But it’s in a good slot after the Diaries so it’ll have my attention for at least a little while.

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KK’s partner on B&B looks like a younger Jennifer Beals. I saw bits and pieces of that show.

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Green Arrow tonight…

  • I think GA killed three people already. Hard to confirm. Lights keep going out or he beats people up in the dark.

  • GA doesn’t have a mask. He just wears a hood with his costume. Which begs the question… How long before anybody with a brain looks at him and Oliver Queen and says “Dude. You’re the same guy!” because Oli is pretty famous in the town.

  • Damn I’m so glad Katie Cassidy is Dinah Lance. She’s so fucking gorgeous. I thought she was a reporter. Now it looks like she’s a DA. This is good because she dresses very classy. God I’d love to rip her clothes off and have her scream my name.

  • Ewwwww… Oli has flashbacks of his time when he was on the island. Apparently after his dad show himself on the life raft… He lept his body in the raft and after he made it to the island. There were crows trying to peck at the dead body.

  • Two episodes in and there have been about… 25 uneeded camera shots of Oli’s six-pack.

  • I wanna fuck Oli’s daughter. She’s cute.

  • But Dinah/Katie Cassidy is so gorgeous. I can’t wait until she and Oli stop having this little cat and mouse game and start fucking.

  • Oli’s black sidekick/bodyguard shoots and kills two people trying to kill Dinah and Oli. Kelly Hu is also in this episode and I think she may be an assassin, She has a white wig. She’s still attractive.

  • There’s a book Oli has from his father I think… got a lot of names on it and Oli crosses them off after every episode. Reminds me a lot of revenge.

  • OOOH! Deadshot is next week. Coolness.

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

I want Dinah to have the bleach blonde hair like in the comics/cartoon. Right now it’s auburn-colored.

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Vampire is on right now… and on hell yeah it is ON like a son of a bitch! ahhhhh dammit they got interrupted. Steffen and Elena were about to have some all-out super-powered vampire sex out there in the woods, but she suddenly started puking up blood… probably something to do with her “transition” process still going on, or something.

*Caroline’s mom? Yep, she’d get drilled too…while she still has her Sheriff outfit on. There has actually never been 1 seriously “ugly” broad on this show, ever… not even 1.

*whoah NEW hot girl just showed up on the 7 minute mark of tonight’s episode! I hope she’s a regular. She looks nice and pale too… with solid black hair… I love that combo. She just met Jeremy (Elena’s little bro, who’s off somewhere in college, I think)… hopefully he gets on that so she can regularly exist on the show.

I never get why people in vampire-related shows and movies go on and on like it’s a horrible thing. I’d JUMP at the chance to get turned. As already stated many times, the positives greatly outweigh the negatives. It would be a bit annoying and lame if you no longer craved real food and drink though… I’d miss pizza, breadsticks, a good steak, various breakfast foods I love, etc.

*NICE— Tyler and Caroline are already getting it on… she was just shown in a nice bra.

*Ms. Lockwood = mega MILF… a Super Cougar, if you will. Nice…NICE Caroline was just shown getting out of bed… just bra and panties! Full body shot!

…annnnd the shit has just hit the fan AGAIN. This new group of folks in town… they definitely aren’t playing around. They’re like someone from Yu-Gi-Oh throwing down GOD cards on the first turn…serious business right away.

Holy shit this episode is AWESOME right now… I already can’t wait 'til next week!

Beauty & the Beast – whoah whoah government experimentation!? That’s a hook that catches my attention then… and there’s another smokin’ hot girl in this besides Kristin… in fact she’s actually slightly hotter!! (*slightly… I’d still probably just flip a coin if I had my choice of either one) Goddamn her roommate is gorgeous/adorable! There was also a sexy indian-lookingn girl in the first scene, but it doesn’t look like she’ll be a regular. Heather is the real deal though, and I’ve seen her in something else before. I am instantly sold on this show now. The origin/concept of “Beast” is QUITE different from the original story, and my interest on that note is officially piqued.

Kristin looked so sexy just now when she had that guy pinned on the floor, and looked down at him. It’s a bit silly to imagine her kicking any guy’s ass though…she’s still such a petite, cute little thing.

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Diaries…

  • UNH! Elena almost fucks Stefan in the woods but stops to throw up. Huh. Shit wouldn’t have stopped me. She still acting all “Being a vampire is so horrible”. Whatevs.

  • Carline getting down. MAN! She gets down more than anybody on the show. But she’s gorgeous so I’m all for it.

  • Jeremy has new friend and she’s fucking pretty. Real talk… Jeremy gets a lot of hot bitches chasing after him.

  • UNH! Caroline gets out of the bed in full pink BnP. Awesome fanservice as she stands up in front of the camera and stops just long enough so we can soak it all in before putting a robe on and running downstairs. Great work.

  • Damn. New black dude gave Tyler a handshake… and then starts shootin! He don’t fuck around.

  • New girl’s name is April Young. She’s fucking HOT. Looks like a great new addition to the show. :tup:

  • IDKY Elena keeps puking up blood. THAT’S NOT ATTRACTIVE, BABE!

  • Ahhhhhhhhhh… our first segment of Bonnie. She’s so impossibly good-looking. After Vanessa Morgan, she’s the hottest black woman on tv.

  • Oh COME ON! Black dude just stabbed April Young! But she’s hot! You gonna kill her already? :frowning:

  • WHEW! April’s still alive.

  • I think I’m gonna call the new hunter Blade. Or is that too obvious?

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMASN saying:

Awwwww maaaaaannnnn… I forgot to record Chun Li & the Beast.

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Oooooh I forgot about 90210!!! It’s on NOW. This is already episode 3… annnnd a PANTY FLASH on Anna Lynn McCord as I was posting this… right at about the 2-minute mark of the show when she sits down in the green dress. As I was saying before being interrupted by panties… all the girls look incredible as usual. They look better than ever, all of them. Oh no… Silver is pregnant?! I definitely need to get caught up on the first 2 episodes. They also showed Naomi falling off Liam’s balcony in the “previously on 90210” segment… so much has happened.

“Annie” (Shenae Grimes) definitely gets the award for Most Improved. She wasn’t all that in season 1, but has gotten better with time. She was seriously hot last season, and continues to look good right now.

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Forgot I recorded 90210. I’ll peep it later. For now…

Diaries…

  • The show looks like it’s becoming Blade as the show starts off with the black vampire hunter is doing rounds. Not killing. Just getting information and planting traps.

  • When Elena goes feral, it’s REALLY HOT. Kinda reminds me of Katherine. Which reminds me… Katherine is still alive right? I need confirmation on that.

  • Ooooh. Rebecca compelled some girl to try to make Elena bite her. Of course Elena acted all “NO! Feeding is wrong!” Whatever sug. All I know is… wait… WTF?!

  • HOLY FUCKING SHIT!! It’s Faye from Secret Circle! MOTHERFUCKING FAYE FROM SECRET CIRCLE IS ON THE DIARIES! OMGOMGOMGOMG!!! What a pickup! Oh ok… she’s a hybrid. She’s a friend of Tyler from back whne he left town. Man… this is duch a great pickup. She’s still hot. I wonder if she’ll still be the bad girl like on Secret Circle.

  • Haha. Damon was getting undressed and Elena’s vampireness is making her want to fuck him. But she leaves.

  • UNH! Faye is still hot. Wearing booty shorts.

  • UNH! UNH! April is still alive. And she’s fucking hot too! There’s so much ass on this show now!

  • UNH! UNH! UNH! Here comes Rebecca. Hot too. We now have two of the three girls from H20 on the show. OH!.. Nice play. Rebecca slipped the ring off Elena’s hand so she can’t go out in the day… HAHAHA!.. and she threw it in the sink and turned on the food compactor.

  • Elena drinks from a keg upside down. I have sucha boner right now. This is a great episode.

  • Oh fuck. Blade is about to get tag-teamed by Damon and Klaus. Suddenly I’m rooting for Blade. Come on Blade! Don’t let em kill you!

  • We return from commercial to see Elena about to fuck. Yes! I love that being a vampire apparently makes you wanna fuck more.

  • YES! Blade still lives. But Klaus has a tale for him. I forgot this show is Loophole City.

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

Adding Faye to this lineup makes it the hottest show on television. I didn’t even notice my baby Bonnie wasn’t on the show.

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Yeah, this makes two… Secret Circle’s “Melissa” was on last week too… I’m hoping “Diana” will appear as well. Other shows just can’t compete with this line-up now. They’ve stacked the deck with so much quality it’s just insane.

*Beauty & the Beast is on… whoah, the “Chase Camera” effect they just used then was kinda cool… and KK is looking better than ever. There was a nice scene a little while ago with her roommate Heather walking around with JUST the bed-sheets, because she apparently had a few “sessions” with this random dude earlier…nice.

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Glad VD is giving a brotha the chance to shine and be a badass. Maybe it’s me but something about Elena becoming a vamp doesn’t sit well with me. And where is Kat?

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lol this black dude looking more and more like tv blade lolol.

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It looks like he’ll be around for awhile too, since Klaus just realized something about that guy… it apparently benefits him to keep this hunter alive and protected for some reason. Then again, he’d probably resent being “protected” by one of the very creatures he’s so intent on exterminating… this should be quite interesting.

*Elena and Rebecca getting close to a vampire cat-fight right there in class… SO hot, goodness gracious :sweat:

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lol stephen and elena arent ever getting laid again.

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Diaries…

  • A Bonnie sighting! So cute. She’s in college

  • OOH! Elena is gonna compel a blonde. Good choice. She’s pretty. Oh wait… she’s doesn’t do it. :frowning:

  • Elena’s vampire training with Stephan usually means they both play kissyface. I’m a fan.

  • So Blade (who is held up so the world can see his six-pack) is working with… The Five… who are apparently the best of the vampire hunters from back in the 12th century. blah blah blah. IDC, cuz we get to see Rebecca who’s really hot.

  • Ooh! The April girl is here. Her eyes sparkle. She’s really fine. I’m kinda glad she’s a human. Need more humans.

  • Jeremy just got kidnapped to read a tattoo on Blade that only weirdos like Jeremy can see.

  • AHHHHHHHHHHHHH YES… of course. It seems The Five know how to “cure” vampirism". SMH. Ladies & Gentlemen I present to you… Loophole Diaries. The show where everything is only as unbeatable or or unstable… as the next episode.

  • OOH! At the halloween party Bonnie is dressed up so fucking fabulously! Some Moulin Rouge shit, but VERY sexy.

  • O.K. Blade about to do some Blade shit and get out of captivity.Good shit my nigga.

  • Uhhhhhhh… WTF? I think they found the cure already? Klaus just used it I think to stab Rebecca. Wait what?.. No… it can’t be that easy. This is the Loophole Diaries. There’s gotta be a catch somewhere.

  • Oh ok. They don’t have the sword yet. So… did they kill Rebecca?

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

Oh well… On to Chun Li & The Beast

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Yeah, unfortunately I was only halfway paying attention during that scene where Becca got stabbed. I’ll have to watch that scene again later. I’d love to stab her with my meat a few times… there were some good shots of that fine little Aussie Ass™ when she was on top of her hunter boyfriend in the flashback. Hopefully someone removes the dagger later so Rebecca can continue getting screen-time.

New girl April needs more stuff to do…perhaps she could hook up with Jeremy, or maybe get some witch-training from Bonnie…? I’m also already craving more “Faye from Secret Circle”… sadly she did not appear at any point in this episode.

That scene with Elena dancing around in the party, occasionally feeding on people…blood all down the lower half of her face… something about that scene was REALLY working for me. She’d get ravaged right there on the dance floor. That girl is such serious business.

Kristin Kreuk time… yeah, I’ve shot off a few loads to her before. I’m sure she would be so flattered.
Hopefully this doesn’t get canceled… I need my weekly Kristin fix to keep going.

*whoah such a SERIOUS piece of cougar ass just showed up…and with that nice horse-riding outfit on… that’s one of those outfits that always scores high points with me. It’s an underrated thing… the super-tight pants with the tight knee-high boots, some matching gloves… it looks so “proper” yet sexy all at the same time… niiiiice. C’mon, Kristin… please put on the horse-riding outfit :sweat:

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Diaries…

  • April is here! And she’s a hostage. Poor humans. That’s really their only usage on this show. They’re just leverage.

  • Blade’s gotta have some traps setup for the Salvatore Brothers.

  • Hi Bonnie! Damn she’s so pretty. She’s blushing. I hope she doesn’t get hooked up with the teacher though.

  • YEAH! Blade just ordering the leverage around like bitches! :lol:

  • Mmmmmmmmmm… hey Faye. Faye’s name is Hayley. I’m gonna keep calling her Faye. Not feeling her dress. She’s still a fucking babe though. Grrrrrr. I thought she was a hybrid. Maybe she’s just a werewolf.

  • Hah. Didn’t you just know the totally random hybrid sent by Klaus was gonna die? Blade with the pickup.

  • It’s amazing how easily Damon can stick his hands into somebody’s ribcage like he just did to Stephen just now.

  • OHHHHH! And Elena gets the kill of Blade. Damn. Well that sucks. I liked Blade.

  • Then again, this is Loophole City.

  • Nope. Looks like she killed Blade. Damn. RIP Blade.

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

Pretty exciting episode.

OOOOOH! Katherine returns next week. Good shit!

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This episode of Beauty & the Beast starts off correctly… the first scene of Kristin is of her getting out of bed… now they squandered this opportunity to show her in something hot, BUT… they made up for it by showing her GORGEOUS ass roommate walking into the main room with some hot little nightie/shorts combo with a short robe and house-shoes. Her legs looked incredible.

Kristin’s partner at work is oddly inconsistent… in some scenes she looks good… in other scenes she looks strange to me. Ah, I know what it is… she has bushy eyebrows. That’s just not quite a good feminine look, imo… at least not most of the time. She should trim those down a bit.

*even when Kristin has a scowl on her face like she just smelled a fart… she’s still cute.

Vampire – sadly no Rebecca since she’s still in a box somewhere thanks to her bro, but Elena looked hotter than ever, and even scored a major kill tonight! She lost her bad-ass points though when she was filled with remorse later. She was all like “WAHHH I killed someone” with the tears and shit. Nigga please™. Take pride in that kill.

“Faye from Secret Circle” appeared again, with a nice little dress showing off some leg. Things got a bit catty between her and Caroline…that should be delicious later.

*Random Hybrid Guy— he was basically the equivalent of the no-name dudes that would beam down to the planet with named characters on Star Trek…you could bet money that he was going to die in the next few minutes.

*this commercial for Nikita just reminded me how hot that show is too… I have to get back into watching that. I missed most of last season, sadly. That show still has my honey, the Cougar-Supreme herself… the legendary Melinda Clarke. (formerly “Mindy” Clarke, the hot redhead punk-rock girl from Return of the Living Dead 3, back in the day… she was also someone’s mom on The O.C.)

B&B—
So we’re supposed to feel sorry for Vincent, I suppose? Ohhhh such tough luck that he has super-human abilities and abs that make Spartans jealous. Haha, nigga please™ get outta here with that.

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Chun Li & The Beast…

  • KK’s roomate used to be on GH. I THINK she was a cop that Sonny was fucking before Brenda returned. Either that or another cop that worked with Dante. She disappeared and nobody seemed to care she’s gone. She had long hair then. Or maybe a wig.

  • KK’s partner just isn’t really attractive. Her face has too many flaws. Got a great looking body though.

  • KK’s so pretty.

  • KK’s face is really immaculate. No matter what face she makes, she shines.

  • British dude steals a loaded kiss from KK. Hey… I can’t hate on the move. It’s what I would’ve done if I was alone with KK and we both had a few drinks.

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

Decent ep.

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Started watching Vampire Daires again, since I fell behind on Last Resort and started DVR it.

Damn Elena did look beautifully badass sending Son on his way to the her after, sad that now we get the angst from both her and Stephen now.

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Diaries…

  • Mmmmmmmm Faye. Oh. She’s Hayley on this show. Sexy as hell still I see. Oooooooooooh… for a second Faye gave the look of “You know what? I wouldn’t mind a threesome with Caroline and the hybrid.” GOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNN that’s sexy.

  • Heh. Elena keeps seeing Blade. Some kind of feedback from killing a hunter.

  • April Young moment. Yes. Let’s see how she’s gonna get taken hostage this week.

  • Hey Bonnie… damn I wanna fuck you.

  • Katherine. How is it that she’s the same person as Elena and yet she’s still hotter?

  • Oh look. A random vampire who’s a black guy we’ve never seen before si supposed to do something important. Gee… I wonder how many commercial breaks he’ll last before he dies.

  • Elena’s mom is pretty. MILFage.

  • Ahhhhhhh… couldn’t even last two commercial breaks before killing the random vamp. Poor guy.

  • Huh. Talk about Jeremy being a new Hunter. I wonder how long it’s gonna take for his tat to get real big. For Blade, it was alluded to that it took a long ass time. So for Jeremy it should take about… what?.. 3 episodes tops?

  • No Elena… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Don’t fuck Damon! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

Oh well… on to Chun Li & the Beast.

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ah, so close to an upskirt shot around the 27 minute mark of tonight’s Beauty & the Beast. She’s too careful about it though…at least the legs were finally shown off, but her legs aren’t super-star status though. Still, there’s something so insanely cute-hot about Kristin though. It’s like any facial expression she makes is very attractive. I’ll bet she even makes cute faces when she’s taking an especially harsh dump after being constipated. Yeah, I’d probably pay good money to watch that in person.

Sadly, it appears her roommate isn’t going to be in this episode.

Beast’s eyes can glow, apparently… that’s cool.

*Once again I am oddly fascinated by her partner’s inconsistent looks… sometimes she looks…peculiar. But there’s other occasions where she’s kind of hot… it’s an unusual case, this one. This girl is a Jekyll/Hyde situation. Whatever, I’d pounce her little narrow ass with no regrets.

Vampire tonight— at least one scene with 2x the Dobrev! It’s looking like Damon will definitely get the rebound. Y’know, I’d have absolutely no shame in that. With a girl that hot… who really cares about the concept of “sloppy seconds”? I wouldn’t give a single shit about whoever was bangin’ her previously…all that matters to me is that I’m in there right NOW.

*only 5 episodes of Gossip Girl left…that’s a bit unfortunate, as I just noticed recently that the gorgeous dark-haired girl from MTV’s Skins is on there.