WTF is going on with One Tree Hill? Why is there a guy running around with a shotgun shooting people like Chris from Resident Evil? I thought this was a soap opera and shit.
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Whatever. Secret Circle Jerk is almost on. :rock:
EDIT* Oh wait. That’s tomorrow. Nuts. 
^Oh yeah, One Tree Hill… it’s funny to me how that show’s existence keeps surprising me. It’s one of those shows that I keep forgetting about… like "whoah that’s STILL ON?!" There’s some hot girls on it though, so that makes sense to keep it going… this is the final season for it though. I almost got hooked during the recent Christmas holiday time while I was at Mom’s house since she has SoapNet, and they run marathons of pretty much everything.
Vampire…
HELL YES, IT’S TESS! Cassidy Freeman’s fine ass (Tess from Smallville…one of the hottest redheads out there currenly) just showed up on Vampire Diaries! I really hope she’s going to be a regular character…she’s in the flashback as the Salvatore brothers reminisce on old times back in 1912. Apparently she’s another vampire.
The Bulgarian Beauty Nina Dobrev is looking so smokin’ hot as usual…she continues to have a pretty safe spot in my Magnificent 5™. Then there’s “Rebecca”, looking like she wants another roll in the hay with Damon…she has such a sultry look on her face at all times… it’s outstanding.
*it’s good to see Ms. Lockwood the Mega-MILF still gets screentime… normally they’ve had a bad habit of gradually excluding the older characters in the CW shows. She looks like such a wild one…
whoahhhh… Steffen fed so harshly on that bitch her head FELL OFF. Haha, that was hilarious. Well, the human neck can only take so much…
The Secret Circle Jerk is BACK!!! YEAUUUHHHH!!!
Show starts off story-driven. Jean is talking about the past with her dad who I just now remembered he was Sully from Dr Quinn Medicine Woman.
Jean does some easy TK and Sully doesn’t like it.
The Circle is gathered in a coffee shop. Diana is so fine. So is Melissa.
Huh. The show has now moved to Voodoo dude. I think he’s nursing his sister to health or something.
Damn Diana is so fucking fine. She’s just standing there looking at this new dude. She’s so fucking fine. It’s not right! They just don’t make em like that anymore.
New dude has a british accent. Gay. I hate new guys with accents. I guess he’s gonna hook up with Diana. Not fair. Diana is so fucking beautiful.
Faye can be really sexy sometimes. Voodoo dude just turned her down. Wtf. She looked really sexy in her leather jacket.
HAH! Voodoo dude’s girl is his girlfriend. Not his sister. She’s not that impressive.
WTF. Jon Connor and Jean have an argument about their parents. It’s really lame because now they’re not gonna go on their date.
Alright. Faye is making out with Voodoo guy in the middle of the casino party.
OOOOOH! Voodoo dude’s old girlfriend shows up to the party and sees Voodoo dude and Faye making kissyface. Eva. That’s her name. She gives Faye an evil look before she leaves.
Hunh. Somebody just stabbed Sully. Jean gives chase and uses her TK to break some boards which fly at the guy and tackle him… OH! The guy is Jon Connor’s dad. Hunh. For some reason, Sully lets him go. Wth?
Wha? Eva is a witch? And it looks like she turned Voodoo dude into the green goblin.
Show ends with Jon Connor and Jean getting busy! YEAUH!
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Next week someone in the Circle is “going to die”.
I’m watching an episode of Degrassi, or rather I have it on in the background while I’m browsing the internet and listening to music, but I haven’t watched this show since Emma, Manny, and Spinner left. What’s up with the uniforms? Did some kid bring a gun to school or something? It seems like something they did to save money rather than an important consequence of the plot. I doubt I could get back into this show. These new characters seem so boring.
Can we add “leave your testicles at the door” to the thread title?
Happy Secret Circle Jerk niggas! OW!
Show starts off with Jean and Jon Connor basking in the afterglow of doing da naasty! OH YEAUH!! Jean looks hot. She’s such a high pretty.
WTF. Sully tells them that them fucking unleashed a curse. Well that fucking sucks.
Ooh. Faye goes to see Voodoo dude. Little does she know, Eva turned him into what looked like the green goblin last week. Eva throws a vase at Faye with her… witch powers? IDK. It hasn’t been revealed that whether or not she’s a witch.
Jean goes to see her OP, yet slightly forgetful grandma. OP Granny tells her that if she and Jon Connor fucked, they would release a curse… that means someone in the Circle will die? Well that fucking sucks.
OOOH! Jean tells the Circle (minus Jake) about the curse. Diana gets jealous and is shocked. OMG she’s so fucking fine. Melissa looks hot too. The Circle bails on Jean and Jon Connor so they can check out Faye’s boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend drama.
As Sully, Jean, and Jon Connor try to find some ingredients to fix the curse, Jake joins them and looks like total dogshit. I guess he’s the one who’s supposed to die. Well that fucking sucks.
Faye, Diana, and Melissa stop by Voodoo guy’s crib to find him. A camera shot shows Melissa’s thighs and man… they are on point! The girl got some thickness to them thighs man. They break into his car and get caught by the cops. While Diana talks to the cop, Faye and Melissa think using the “sexy card” will get them out of trouble so… they use magic to make her shirt pop enough buttons so he can see her sexy ass purple and black laced bra. OMG I am so in love… :smooch:
Meanwhile, Jon Connor, Jean, and Jake are looking for some curse breaking ingredients. Jake is freaking out and seeing things because of the curse and tries to kill Jon Connor. Jean uses her TK and blasts that fool.
OMG. Melissa is talking to Sully and it looks like she’s giving him that crush vibe. OMG she is so fucking hot with those facial mannerisms. ARGH! So much hotness on this show. I wanna fuck all these bitches.Man… Sully’s gotta be like in his 40s but if I was him I was TOTALLY SMASH all those hos. Even Jean. “How was I suppose to know if she’s my own daughter. I barely know the chic. Haven’t seen her since she was like… what? 4?”
OOOOOOOH. Eva’s witch power is stolen from Faye because of the Voodoo guy and a voodoo spell. That explains a lot. Eva doesn’t know what to do since she turned him into the Green Goblin so now she’s turning to Faye.
Whoa. So they’re saying Voodoo guy is dead? I thought he just got turned into the Green Goblin. Well that fucking sucks.
So Faye and Eva try to bring Voodoo guy back to life. Looks like they’re gonna do a resurrection spell. Oh wait… nope. Faye was just bullshitting to get her power back. Eva blasts her with some tk but Faye slaps that bitch and grabs a voodoo doll. She breaks it and… gets her power back.
Oh hell… the spell to break the curse means… Jean and Jon Connor have to forget they’re in love? Come on man… That’s so fucking stupid. Oh… it’s not a spell. It’s an elixir. Jean and Jon Connor are supposed to drink it and it heals Jake and then they forget they wanna fuck. Pssht. Whatever. They’re friggin’ teenagers. They’ll wanna fuck each other in a couple of days. 1 week tops. This is so stupid. These spells are so FUCKING LAME. :tdown:
This is fucking stupid. So Jon Connor all of a sudden doesn’t want to fuck Jean now? That’s fucking bullshit. That’s the lamest spell ever. Oh… but Jean still has feeling for him. Hah. Well that fucking sucks.
The other Circle girls regather… and I guess Voodoo dude is really dead? Well that fucking sucks. Dude was on the show for like… 6 straight weeks.
OH SNAP!!! What a fucking twist! Looks like Sully orchestrated that curse bullshit just so Jean and Jon Connor could break and not be in love. Sully says if they’re together they can’t protect the Circle because they’ll probably leave the Circle and the witch hunters are still after them.
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What a fucking twist that was. Sully still has some witch power.
The odd thing there is that the curse was supposedly “someone in the circle” dying… but surely Jake ISN’T part of the circle, right? For the rest of the episode that was bugging me… and “Dark Phoenix/Jean” Cassie there and her main squeeze Eyelash Boy apparently didn’t think anything of it… they just went along with what turned out to be her dad’s bullshit.
The other 3 girls just continue to get increasingly sexier with each episode, basically…other people just don’t know what kind of hotness there is to be found in this show… if only it could air late nights on Cinemax with sexual situations going on…it would be one of the greatest softcore porn shows in history. The girls are just that damn hot. Dirty Diana is the clear frontrunner, but they’re all so closely ranked for me, it would still be tough to choose which one to go after FIRST…or even second after the first one turns me down! I’d probably go Diana, then flip a coin for who gets the 2nd place spot between my honey Faye Faye and Melissa.
That new girl is alright too… the one that killed the dude. She has some serious DSLs. She is skinny, but the body is in good proportion for such a small frame.
speaking of the dead guy… shouldn’t he already be musty at this point? I wonder how she’s going to get rid of the body, or will she just keep him up there in case she figures out a way to resurrect the guy? In the meantime, she better stock up on some air-freshener products then. Heh, it was funny to me that Faye left the scene right after she got her powers back, like "yeah…you’re on your own with that shit… I’m outta here, exit stage left!"
Vampire Diaries
So last night, it appears that Damon had a 3-way with Rebecca and “Tess from Smallville”! NICE. While Steffen is all ‘woe is me’ Damon is still out there having FUN with his vampire/wild nature. “Tess from Smallville”(Sage) was in the shower at one point, but sadly they didn’t show as much as they could have. Later on, he tried to threaten her and she pulled rank on him in such an awesome moment… like “I’m 900 years old, you chump. You can’t do shit to me.” Old age factors into the tiers/ranks with vampires on this show… basically, the older you are, the stronger you are. It’s one reason why the Originals are essentially GODS.
Naw dude. Jake is in the Circle. That’s why they were trying to save him.
It’s kinda tough. Diana is number 1. No doubt. The woman is just magnificent. She looks like a white Olivia Munn.
Melissa vs Faye… it’s SOOOOOO tough. Faye has got SO many sexy mannerisms and because she’s the show’s “bad girl” she gets the +1 in wardrobe every week. But Melissa… it’s such a shame that she hasn’t gotten naked since Jake’s brother died. But man… she’s fucking gorgeous. When she was talking to Sully and she was crushing on him… Ssssssssssss Ooooooooooo… I wanted to fuck her so bad. It really is amazing too since in the first two episodes, she looked borderline unattractive.
Idk… I think I’m leaning towards Melissa because those thighs were looking NOICE yesterday. I just want her to get naked some more.
Jean is #4 but she’s a high pretty. On almost any other show, she would be the hottie.
LOL. I remember seeing that and I thought “Did she just leave? Or was she going to help voodoo guy?” Next scene she was with the Circle and she wasn’t crying or nothing. Gotta get that power.
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I’m gonna start watching the Diaries on Netflix. It’s gonna take a while to catch up though.
knife threats + sex in the boiler room
i just marathon’d season 10 and now i’m trying to get caught up with season 11.
But nobody was actually shot, stabbed, or tarred and feathered?
fitz had a knife and eli cornered. and it looked like he stabbed him and eli fell like he did, but he actually stabbed the wall and laughed at him.
Going through the first season of Vamp Diaries…
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I mean really… the downsides of being a vampire are so small compared to the pros it’s ridiculous. How would you not want wanna sign up for that shit?
EDIT* Bianca Lawson? Bianca fucking Lawson was on this show?!?!?! WHY DIDN’T ANYBODY TELL ME ABOUT BIANCA LAWSON?!
…YEP. The positives definitely outweigh the negatives… especially since in most stories they find a way for the vamps to deal with sunlight… in Vampire Diaries-land, it’s those magic rings… so as long as you get one of those you’re pretty much set. I’d want to get turned without a 2nd thought on this issue.
Yeah, the amazingly delicious black girl on there is Kat Graham… I think it’s “Katerina” but she recently shortened it to “Kat”, and that’s probably how it appears in the credits now. She’s also in one of those new “Bring it On” movies, I think… either that or some other new movie that’s a straight-to-video release.
…now you realize the hotness going on in this show. I’ve been obviously addicted to it since day 1. Nina Dobrev still currently holds a spot on my Magnificent 5™, and the rest of the girls are good and hittable as well… there’s actually not one broad that’s ever been on this show that I wouldn’t pounce immediately. Even that blonde’s mom could get it one good time.
Kat Graham? Yeah, on the credits she’s Katerina. Whatever. Man this girl is beautiful.
I must admit, I never wanted to watch this after the first coulple of episodes because it was HELLA boring and mind-numbingly transparent. But since it’s netflix, I can skip what I find lame and check out the good parts.
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Ok. I think I’m all in now. I just saw a REALLY GREAT episode. Now granted, it was kind astupid because Stefan is “leaving town” for apparently no good fucking reason and is not longer fucking Elena for no good fucking reason. BUT… there was some good action going on and there’s really been some good action so far. One of the bad things about The Secret Circle Jerk is the lame ass spells, demon, and overall action.
Time to get my witch on!
*EDIT There’s a new show coming soon. I normally wouldn’t care except it has Manny from the old Degrassi series. Man… I was in love with that woman for awhile. I may watch when it premieres.
Melissa’s got some thighs man. Anyway, it looks like her and Faye are vying for the same guy. I’m sure my dick will get hard soon.
Hmph. I like that Diana has a new love interest but I hate that it’s a dude with an accent. I hate motherfuckers with funny accents. Fuck you and your funny accents.
Sully just snapback slapped a witch hunter. Hilarious.
Eh. Some lame stories about how Sully did shit back in the day to “protect his Circle”.
OH! Looks like Diana’s new beau has been lying about being paid. Yup. And Diana subsequently dumps him. Good. Fucking accents.
HAH! Looks like the dude, Melissa and Faye were tring to win had his own girlfriend. Too bad. I didn’t even get a stiffy. I am disappoint.
Ok. The Circle is all gathered to stop a witch hunter or something. No… Sully is trying to call forth a demon or something. Ugh. This shit is so weak. Sully draws a couple of circle around the witch hunter he kidnapped and now the witch hunter is all “Oh NO! I can’t get out!”. You fucking faggot. Just kick the damn dirt to cover up the circle he just drew. Damn these spells are so fuckin low tier.
OK! Black witch hunter shows up and blasts Sully with some TK. The Circle shows up and can’t stop the witch hunter with demons in them. Jean says “Step back I got this”, grabs a staff, and shoots fire out of that shit like only Jean can. BUUUUUUT… witch hunter no-sells that shit and starts to choke her ass. The Circle watches helplessly and then Sully… WHOA!! Sully hits that nigga a spell and that motherfucker EXPLODES! HAHA!! I thhought he only had a little bit of his power left. He just exploded that nigga. Meanwhile the black witch hunter somehow called forth a demon and got it into him. He runs away.
Awwww fuck. Accent boy plays the pity card and it looks like… Diana… gives him one more shot. Eh.
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See… the spells and witches… they need to up their game. Compared to the Vamp Diaries, the action is just shitty. Maybe if they all get their crystals it’ll get better.
haha, such weakness… if nearly any of the supernatural characters from Vampire Diaries showed up in Secret Circle, the circle would be in serious trouble… Bonnie and the other witches have been able to do much more impressive shit, imo.
Sadly, it appears that “Tess” was doomed to have a very short stay in Vampire Diaries-world. Well, it was good to see her for awhile. They also just uncovered quite a major problem last night for the entire vampire species on there in terms of the importance of the Originals.
I was only halfway interested in the story with Secret Circle this week…don’t too much care about the more serious side of the plot, and there was a disturbing lack of Natasha Henstridge last night! At least Diana, Faye and Mel got some expanded screentime then… I think Mel is starting to edge Faye out for me… it is now between her and Diana for the top spot, really. Mel was looking so unbelievable on this episode… great thighs, great little ass… PERFECT face…this girl is a winner in every physical category so far. I hope she gets more famous so she can be seen in various movies as well as this show. This girl could unleash a monster fart on my leg while in bed with me and I’d be ok with that.
(Mel: "OH! SORRY HONEY! I SHOULDN’T HAVE ATE THE…"
Million: "It’s OK babe…hehhe, that was a good one. Even yo’ farts smell good"
Mel:"haha, you so crazy…“
Million:”…maybe you need a spankin’ though…yeah…"
Mel: "oh? ooooh… ")
*I’m already a bit worked up just imagining that little scene…she’d just have nothing but one of my shirts on and maybe some skimpy little panties… I might need a moment to take care of something before going to work here…
I’d be sprung on her worse than any man has ever been sprung in the history of this world…that girl could get away with anything, and she probably realizes it. There’s no way you can be that insanely hot and not be aware of your power.
Going through season two of Vampire Diaries on netflix…
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There are some hot temporary stars on this show.
The beginning of the Teen Hottie Hours (I need a better name for these two shows) has begun with the Diaries.
I now remember where I’ve seen Klaus’ sister. She was on the same show with Faye called H20. She looks older than Faye but that’s undoubtedly on purpose.
Not really feeling Elena possibly fucking Damon. I like that she’s faithful to Stefan. Don’t fall for the “dangerous guy” and be all “I can change him!”. I wouldn’t mind it, however if it meant she gets naked more often.
Ya know… thing about the vamps on this show… they say “I’m older, so I’m stronger and faster.” But fight after fight, it seems like Damon or Stefan (who should have a CONSIDERABLE handicap) get the upper hand on their older counterparts.
For a 500+ y/o vampire, Rebecca sure seems to fall for guys BS pretty fast.
Just saw some makeup commercial. Saw some ugly-faced blonde with a huge gap inbetween her front teeth talking about “Get the london look.” Hah! I suppose the London look is that of an ugly blonde who needs to see an orthodontist?
EDIT* No Bonnie in the entire episode. I am disappoint.
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You’d think these vampires would be a little less emotionally attached to a single person since they’ve been around for hundreds of years.
Now for The Secret Circle Jerk :rock:
The one thing the Secret Circle Jerk does better than the Diaries is show all the hotties walking around and making hot faces and poses.
Ugh. Sully (John Blackwell) just said the Circle needs to stay together to use their “Circle Power”. That’s so lame. :lol:
Mmmmmm. Diana was smiling. She’s so fucking fine. Her smile is so luminous. I think that’s it. I think I’m taking her over Elena. Especially since Elena is (apparently) a little slut.
Damn… Melissa is so fine it’s almost sinful. GODS. Her smile is like lightning. Electrifying.
Hah. Jake had a confrontation with the other magic drug dealer who tried to hit on Melissa. :lol: Jake… you’re a fucking witch, dude. (In fact, you let yourself be called a witch. I’d be making everybody call me a warlock). Anyway… you’re just a witch. That doesn’t mean you can fight or that you’re strong. I think the magic drug dealer is gonna serve that nigga later on.
Jake’s grandpa… is Q from Star Trek:Next Generation! :wow: But besides that, he comes into his house to see Jake, Jean, and Faye snooping. He immediately puts his power to work by… pushing a table across the room. Jake, Jean, and Faye respond by… pushing the table back. Ugh. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised by the weak sauce.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Diana is SO fine. Her smile is so fucking illegal. She flashed those pearly whites at british dude and he was like “Sure. Whatever you want”. Diana doesn’t need vampire powers to compel people. All she has to do is flash that unstoppable force of nature at somebody and they’d be like “What’s that? You want me to kill my family? Yes master.”
Ah. It’s her voice too. Her voice is heavenly. Hah. British dude was trying to hold out and emotionally blackmail her into telling her her secret life as a witch. She just flashed a smile, gave him a kiss, and bounced. You just KNOW he’s gonna do whatever to get another chance at her. She’s so fucking Top Tier. Screw Elena. Diana is The One.
HAHAHAHAAA! OMG! That was the lamest thing ever! There was what was supposed to be a big pitfall in the middle of this mine that Jon Connor had to jump over and supposedly it’s so big he needed to swing on a rope to get through the other side. But when you see the pit from an overhead perspective… it looks like he could jump over to the other side of it. HAHAHA!! Funny thing is… the rope swing was accompanied with scary music like it was something really tough to do and there was some suspense in it. GTFOHWTS. I could’ve taken a long step and made it to the other side of that “pit”.
OH GODS! And then they follow it up with Jon Connor making a really lame attempt to disarm magic drug dude from his gun. That was sooooo fucking weak. Made Jon Connor look like a straight bitch.
Faye, Cassie, and Diana join up with the Circle. Faye tries to use what she thinks is her black magic and try to stop magic drug dealer on his bike. She fails. Cassie shows up. TK to the bike and it crashes. Sorry Faye. There’s only one Jean. I wouldn’t mind you upping your game though.
Ah well. Turns out Faye isn’t Jean’s sister. But… DIANA IS!! FUCK YES!! VHAT A TVIST!! Two Jeans!! BOOYAH!!
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FINALLY! They steppin’ their game up.
Sheeeit, the thing with Damon and Elena was building for quite awhile. Steffen is partly to blame when he reverted to his old “RIPPER” ways and was hanging out with Klaus for awhile. Oh yeah, and Klaus stated that’s possibly the main reason he allows him to live… he misses his old pal… “the real Steffen”— “The Ripper”. Heh, I’m sure they had some good murderous times back in the day.
*It was also good to see my baby Lauren Cohan back on the scene! It would be great if she could return for a few more episodes, but it seems like this might’ve been a one-time deal due to the story. She also gets to use her natural accent on this show. (*she was “Bella” on Supernatural a few seasons ago, and most recently she’s been the smokin’ HOT ass farmgirl daughter on The Walking Dead!— of course, she has to drop her accent and pretend to be an American southerner in that show)
*yeah, what’s up with that broad’s teeth on the makeup commercial? How does one get to be an apparent model with teeth like that? It almost looked like she was wearing those “Billy Bob Teeth” they would sell in stores back in the 90s. Heh, that’s a bit harsh…and funny it comes from me; I was in the same boat back in elementary school and junior high with the buck teeth situation, so I’ve heard it all. Fortunately, Mom got me braces at the time to correct that situation… it looks like that never happened for this latest “London Look” girl. (sheeeit, bring back my baby Zooey Deschannel in those commercials…now THAT’S some real sex appeal, folks)
ooh, I was so glad that Rebecca’s “1920s” theme beat Caroline’s “1970s” party theme. I really wanted to see Becca in that 1920s look once again…she was and is such a perfect fit for that. The first time she was seen on this show was in a flashback to that era, and damn she was gorgeous in that setting! It’s like someone traveled back in time to that time period and kidnapped this beautiful girl that was actually from there, and brought her to present day. And just generally speaking… 1920s hotness has much more sex appeal to me, when compared to the 1970s. Everyone looked so damn goofy back in the '70s. The fashion and style from that era was just… silly. People looked like cartoon characters. Pam Grier is the only sexy thing that comes to mind from that era.
At least plot-wise, Secret Circle may be losing me. At this point, I’m really just tuning in because the girls are ridiculously hot. At least it has that going for it. Cassie looked better than usual last night… like she’s a bit more “mature” and grown-up looking now… Dirty Diana and Melly Mel…and Faye are still the real deal though…they are Main Event status.