Degrassi/Vampire Diaries/teen dramas

General Discussion
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Hell yeah here we go! Vampire AND Secret Circle are new tonight!

Good lordy and Vampire Diaries starts off with a GREAT shot of Kat Graham’s impossibly perfect ASSSSSSSSS. This girl is in immediate consideration for Magnificent 5™ status.

Ohhhh yes and Elena is out jogging…so she’s all sweaty, with tights on… YESSSSSS.

Haha, nice… it looks like Tyler is still gradually going over to the dark side of the force! You can already notice the slight personality changes, and he seems all full of himself now, boasting at his new-found hybrid status! Ha, now that’s a realistic reaction to being borderline invincible, imo.

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Secret Cricle Jerk minus 52 minutes.

I
can’t
fucking
wait

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

So EXCITED!

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Ah yes, Naughty Faye is showing those LEGS in this scene (the 26 minute mark, heading to that Voo-Doo Vince’s house)

OH LORD Dirty Diana has some booty-shorts on right now with a short robe! It’s just her and the blonde in their room like a sleep-over situation! This is the stuff so many wet dreams and fantasies are made of. Girly-eye-lashes guy (D’s former boyfriend; they’re officially broke up now, apparently) just showed up… if that were me in that room, I really would not be able to control myself. Then again it’s old hat to him as far as Diana is concerned… he had most likely already hit it several times before.

Natasha Henstridge is looking great in this episode as well…she still has too much clothes on though.

Blondie still CAN’T CONTROL IT! Like Jean Grey, and now Faye is meeting up with this Voo-Doo guy simply because she craves more power…she’s jealous of Cassie’s dark magic X-Factor deal.

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It’s on bitches!! The Secret Circle Jerk! :rock: :rock:

  • Show starts off with a recap of the last episode. I forgot Jake left on a boat with the other witch hunters.

  • Mmmmmm. Jean (Cassie) is wearing a nightie and having a dream sequence of Jake. In the dream, she chokes out Jake with her mind. We call that telekinesis. She is SO Jean.

  • John Connor stopped by Jean’s crib. He keeps making lustful glances at her rack.

  • Diana’s grandmom is here. Undoubtedly she’s an OG witch. Not that I care. I see Diana. My dick gets hard. Damn she’s gorgeous.

  • Diana’s grandmom is attractive. She’s a GILF.

  • OH! Jean almost chokes out John Connor because he couldn’t keep a secret. Well… she says she “didn’t mean to do it!”. Of course you didn’t Jean. But Dark Phoenix did. Evil LOLOLOLOL!!

  • Cassie is going to be staying over at Diana’s house now. AWESOME! SLEEPOVER!!

  • Dawn (Natasha Henstridge, who I also may end up calling the White Queen/Emma Frost) also comes over to Diana’s crib to try to make it look like she’s dating Diana’s dad AKA the dude from Hellcats AKA the dude that burned Jean’s mom AKA the dude I may end up calling Pyro.

  • Yeah. Dawn has some fat on her arms. That’s gonna drop some points on her rankings.Still is pretty though.

  • OH Hell Yes. Diana and Jean are gonna sleep in the same bed. FUCK YES! Oh shit! John Connor just came into their bedroom. Wait… Oh shit! KJohn Connor just did one of the most masterful apology pimp moves I have EVER SEEN in my fucking life. Now he’s got both Jean AND Diana wanting to fuck him. Well played John Connor. You did that move well my nigga.

  • Meanwhile, Melissa and Faye are trying to learn how to do some spell with some dude. I still dont know what the spell is.

  • OG Diana’s grandma just told Jean she can do a spell to control the Dark Phoenix. SMH. Silly grandmom. We already know how this is gonna turn out. You can’t control it!

  • DAMN! OG Diana’s granny just buried Jean alive. She put her in a box and buried her in the ground. She has no idea what she’s just done.

  • And right on cue… Dark Phoenix Rises!!!

  • OG Grandmom botls like a motherfucker. She’s scared of Jean’s power.

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

Good episode. I missed this show.

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Vampire…

These bitches bet’ NOT kill off my honey Bonnie! Tyler just bit her! As long as she drinks some hybrid blood fairly soon, she’ll be ok. The unfortunate thing is that this show has demonstrated before that they will occasionally kill off a major character, like Elena’s hot older sister about a season or 2 ago.

haha holy shit Steffen is INSANE now. He’s become just as much of a dangerous villain as Klaus at this point.
ohhhhh…that’s the same bridge her parents DIED on! Whoahhhh it looks like Steffen finally went over the line with her on that one. Haha, there’s no way a reasonable person could forgive this situation.

Interesting… Klaus swoops intending to save Bonnie!? Of course he will want something in return for this.

*They should bring Rebecca (Klaus’ sister) back…that was another hot one.

Damon is so IN there. Elena just doesn’t want to admit it to herself. She’s probably moist right now… I can smell it.

Secret Circle—HOLY SHIT! DIRTY DIANA starts off in the first scene fresh out of the shower!? She has a short robe on and her hair is wet… first scene of the show and I am already aroused. This show is doing things RIGHT.

Then she just looks better and better in each new scene. This girl is amazing. The CW just can’t be beat, folks. Other networks cannot compete with this shit.

Now there’s Mr. Eyelashes… cracks me up every time I see him… “Maybe it’s Maybelinnnnne!” He could get an endorsement deal for that or Loreal or something.

At some point tonight, my honey Faye will have an extremely tight white minidress on.

Nice… Faye was successful! The shit is about to hit the fan now… whoah her dress is kinda see-thru…

*even the way Diana passed out just then…that was hot too. Everything that girl does is sexy. I could get hard by watching her sit on the bowl to take a dump, most likely.

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Finally get to see the newest ep of The Secret Circle Jerk. :rock:

  • Ok, most of this episode is about Faye stealing Jean’s Dark Phoenix power. But for some reason this part is taking all fucking episode to happen even with help from the voodoo guy.
  • Diana has just sparkled all friggin episode. She was crying at one point and my dick got so hard. Everything she does illuminates goddessness.
  • Melissa has looked good too although I’m not a big fan of the bottom of that dress she has on.
  • Huh. Looks like the spell didn’t work right. Faye seems to be absorbing power from the other witches instead of from Cassie/Jean.
  • Jean falls prey to smoke inhalation trying to save Melissa.
  • The aftermath has the Circle really pissed at Faye who turns it on Jean.
  • Faye has an awesome evil smile and blush.

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

I want more focus in these episodes. And more movement. This episode took forever to get to the point. Next episode, there looks to be a bunch of flashbacks.

I want the Circle to be formed and all the witches to unite against a common foe already. Maybe I’m pushing too hard for something in only the 1st season, but the story needs to improve as there is IMMENSE potential with this show to really take off.

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90210 has returned, and this reminds me that I never got around to watching that mid-season finale from weeks ago!

Silver looks so delicious right now… Naomi actually is just “ok” for now… maybe it’s because she has too much clothes on at the moment.

Liam got popped in a hit & run accident; apparently he’s recovering at the hospital. Ah, and there’s Annie coming to see him right now… she looks sooooo much better than she did in the first season. The improvement is outstanding… she was apparently working out, and went with a darker hairstyle…the result is amazing. This girl has evolved like a Pokemon. I wonder what happened to the side-plot of her being a ho? Haha, is she still on that HO-STROLL™?!

Navid is in bed recovering from that beatdown. Shit, this dude is lucky to be alive. Whenever the bad guys find out you’re wearing a wire…you really should expect to to meet a violent death within the next few minutes…and that’s if you’re lucky and they don’t feel like torturing you for a few hours to make an example out of your foolish ass. That’s generally how I imagine the situation works in real life.

Oh yeah, I forgot that black chick definitely has it bad for Navid. Oooh, her eyes are gorgeous…looks like the eyes of a hot female Thundercat…

hell yeah, nearly all the girls are conveniently in 1 scene at around the 17 minute mark…and they all look really good in this scene. Ivy (Surfer Girl… I actually remember her name for once!) looks surprisingly good despite being twig thin. I’d probably go for her after being shot down by Silver and Adriana. I suppose that calls for the order of who gets hit on first if I were to take my admittedly hopeless shot at all of them:

  1. Silver
  2. Adriana-- this is really close though… they’re constantly going back and forth as the #1 and #2 for me.
    ----------Rejected, I then go with…
  3. Ivy
  4. Annie
  5. Anna Lynne. —it’s really close with all of them, actually… anything after the top 2 is so close it may as well be a giant tie between all of them.

haha, dude is blatantly hitting on Adrianna right in front of Token™…as Dangerfield would say “No respect, I tell ya no respect”.

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Secret Circle Jerk. It’s on and poppin; :rock: :rock:

  • Jake has returned.

  • Diana is so damn fine.

  • Huh. Jake wants Cassie to enter Jake’s mind to search his memories and find out how Cassie’s dad died. You know what I call that? MOTHERFUCKING TELEPATHY**. That’s I don’t know why I even bother to call her Cassie anymore. The bitch is Jean Grey/Dark Phoenix.

  • Faye is sexy, man. She’s got these really sexy facial mannerisms that make me pop a boner.

  • Oh wow. Natasha Henstridge is manipulating John Connor’s dad to go beat up Pyro (Diana’s dad).

  • Jake and Jean chant a “spell” and enter Jake’s mind. Apparently the only reason this can happen is because of Jean’s Dark Phoenix powers.

I can’t lie. This shit where we’re focusing on Jean’s parents’ deaths (and Diana’s mom’s death) is kinda “whatever” in my mind. I just don’t see how this has anything to do with anything. How is this gonna stop the witchhunters? It just seems like a worthless plot.

  • So they’re in Jake’s mind going through his memories. This is getting kinda weird as I’ve got questions popping up all over the place. How the fuck can Jean go through his mind and see what happened in a closed off room? There’s no way Jake could’ve seen what happened so this isn’t a memory. This is like Jean going through a time machine.

  • WTH? Jake woke up so somehow Jean is floating around through Jake’s past by herself. Even though it’s more like she’s going through the past because none of these memories should be Jake’s. WTH. Oh ok. Jake was a kid and he was in a cage and saw everything happen. Kinda.

  • WTF? Somehow somebody in Jake’s memories sees Jean and knows she shouldn’t be there. WTF? Now all of a sudden Jean is affected by a fire spell that’s burning Jean’s dad. What is going on with this shit?

  • DAMN! Jean’s dad just Phoenix Infernoed the shit out of like 5 dudes trying to kill him with some spell. In the memories of course.

  • Jake goes back into his memories and saves Jean from a fire in his memories. I am so WTF right now.

  • Meanwhile all this shit is happenening, Faye is off with voodoo dude all episode. She finds out he used to deal drugs. One of those drugs seems to be something that could give super powers or something. Of course, Faye digs this as she wants power. At the end of the episode, some other dude gives her the super drugs.

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

This episode was full of WTF and questions. Shit needs to get resolved. Oh… and Melissa wasn’t in the entire episode.

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oh my love for vampire diaries is undying hahaha.

hybrids might as well be fuckin super saiyans

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90210:
haha, Navid didn’t keep that secret for a second, and I don’t blame him… he said he had enough of the lies and drama so he told Adriana right away about Silver’s new man and how he just happens to be the father of “Mazie”, the kid that Adriana gave away awhile ago. So… Adriana just randomly showed up at Mazie’s school and KIDNAPPED the little monster! That broad is still crazy, man.

*WHOAHHHHH someone set Token up big time…planted lighter fluid in his bedroom so now he’s apparently the prime suspect for that sorority house fire! Wow he probably just shit on himself. Now he thinks it’s “Cowboy Dude”, but I really doubt it. Aha… I’m sure it was that girl from the sorority house… yeah, I’m not sure why he hasn’t figured it out yet. She was hanging out with them earlier, being so nice for no apparent reason.

Silver had a short skirt on earlier that looked soooo nice… everything about her is insanely sexy to me. That girl is truly something special. I’d love to sniff her panties after she’s had them on all day.

Annie continues to look better in each episode. It is amazing to see how she’s evolved since Season 1. This current form of Annie is way hotter than Season 1 Annie.

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Vampire is on…

It’s an odd little rule they apparently added to Alaric’s magic ring… about him being able to come back to life if killed by a supernatural thing. I don’t recall that being part of the deal before, but that kinda sucks. So, if he were to be shot in the face by some ordinary human chump one day, or perhaps hit by a bus, that ring suddenly doesn’t mean shit! It only saves you from things like vampires and werewolves, ghosts, etc.

My honey Candace Accola gets a lot of shine time in this episode… ooh, she looks adorable right now in this scene where she’s crying…

*Elijah is back on the scene… him and Klaus are trying to cut a deal with Stefan and Damon.

oh HELL YEAH my baby Rebecca is BACK! YEAHYEAHYEAH! That girl is so damn hot… it’s great to see her back on the show. I’ll have to watch this episode again since I’ve only been halfway listening tonight.

Secret Circle is on----
I’m only halfway listening to this shit now, but it’s because the plot just barely interests me at this point. WHOAH there’s Diana already in the 9-minute mark of the show…nice. Anyway, I think they all need a power upgrade and some powerful things to fight… Cassie is the only one with serious top-tier powers right now, which is a shame.

It’s so impressive to me that Natasha Henstridge still looks that good. I’m not even sure how old she is, but this woman has barely changed at all…like she really does know some magical anti-aging spell, or currently has a deal with Satan.

Hahah, Girly-Eyelash Dude saw Cass and that dude on the floor and got all upset like that’s HIS bitch… haha…you could see the pain and jealousy on his face, underneath those giant eyelashes…haha, get outta here, ol’ Maybe it’s Maybeline lookin’ ass nigga… dude could catch flies with those lashes like he has venus flytraps for eyelids…damn mutant.

*Cassie/Phoenix is looking very cute today…
YES there’s my baby Melissa… she’s looking even better…or maybe it’s because she wasn’t on last time so she looks extra delicious to me right now? Whatever, I want to spear-tackle her right there in public. She Mel needs to get it hard and raw immediately.

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DVR, have I told you I love you lately?

Secret Circle

  • So in the last episode we saw Jean in Jake mind’s sifting through his memories. A girl somehow saw her. Apprently this girl is a psychic. Fast forward to the present, the psychic girl is a woman and she tells Jean that the witch hunters are after her. There’s a bit more to this plot but I’m kinda like “whatever, just show me the chics” most of the time.

  • Diana is so fucking beautiful. Her hotness could scorch the sun. Every face she makes is more beautiful than the last one. She’s still hung up on Jon Connor, too.

  • Oh Melissa’s in this episode. Damn she’s a fucking babe. She’s so been relegated to background status now. Oooh. Looks like she’s about to get high with Faye.

  • Oooh! Nice ass shot of Jean who got tackled by Jake because the room was shaking. Wait what? Why the fuck did Jake tackle her? Whatevs. I like she’s growing that booty though.

  • Diana just gave a speech about Jon Connor at his birthday. WTF. She is SO in love with that dude. I would be trying to fuck her all the time if I was him. Well… he kinda does try though. He needs to try more.

  • Oh come on. Pyro just put some magic crack in jon Connor’s dad’s coffee.

Ya know… this plot needs to be over. I want the Circle together fighting evil together, learning spells together, making out with each other… all thaty good shit. Right now, Diana is making herself stay away from Jon Connor, Jean and Faye are always at odds, Melissa and Faye hang out but not with the rest of the Circle, Jake only hangs out with Jean, flirts with Faye but only to piss her off and hates Jon Connor. This is getting annoying.

  • Ooooh. Melissa has been stealing lustful glances at the magic crack dealer. Damn she’s sexy.
  • Yeah. Jean is growinbg a bit of a booty. Good job.
  • OOOOOOH SNAP!!! Psychic chic (who I am thisclose to calling Rose) just stabbed Natasha Henstridge in the stomach! DAAAAAAAAAAAMNN. Coooooooooollllldddd blo-ooooo-ded.
  • YAY! The Circle was together for a minute.
  • Oh Jon Connor. I must say her verbal means of manipulation to get Faye and Jean to want to fuck him is really good.
  • It’s Circle Jerk Spell Time! The entire Circle gathers around a fire and starts chanting.
  • OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH! Jean goes Dark Phoenix after Rose tries to do a soul absorb. Silly Rose. YOU CAN’T CONTROL IT!
  • Ok. Pyro apparently just used a ressurection spell on Natasha.
  • YES!! Faye and Jake are about to fuck!! No words. Just booty!
  • Melissa is about to get strung out on magic crack. I see blowjobs for crack in her future.
  • Awwwwwww man… looks like one of the witch hunters just killed Rose. :frowning:

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

The last 12 minutes of this episode saved it.

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lol crystals are bullshit in the secret circle. that shits phoenix down

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90210—HOLY SHIT Adriana*(edit correction—the scene was so hot I even got the names confused) just showed up with a skimpy little “nightie” on that barely even covers her pelvic region. I would’ve killed to be on set that day to see that live and in person. …and I would’ve been promptly escorted off the premises, since there would no doubt have been an “incident”. The level of sex appeal on this girl is off the damn charts. Jesus H. Christ…it just doesn’t make sense how hot she is…like this isn’t normal human sex appeal… she must have been created in a top secret lab via genetic design and manipulation. Yes, Jessica Lowndes must be some sort of creation, or perhaps a magical construct that was summoned to this world. This cannot be an ordinary human woman. Once again, this is an episode I’ll need to have recorded in HD. There were some good shots of her incredible thighs in that scene. She could piss on my and I’d be ok with that.

annnnnnnd now Anna Lynne McCord just showed up in a bikini…the bikini is just “ok”… I’ve seen sexier bikinis. It’s covering too much, but she does get bonus points in this scene because you can clearly see the outline/print of that left nipple… that little nip is definitely on prominent display, trying to break out of there.

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This is completely ridiculous… I feel like good ol’ J.R. on ringside commentary here: “OH MAH GOD DID YA SEE THAT? DID YA SEE THAT?!” CW is on FIRE with the hotness tonight…last scene of tonight’s Vampire was off the charts (Rebecca gets it ON), which is a perfect lead-in for Secret Circle starting off with Faye half NAKED. Jesus H. Christ… I will need to get this first season on Blu Ray, seriously.

Back on Vampire Diaries for a sec… I hope Mother’s (Klaus’ mamma) plan fails. She wants to kill her children since she sees them as abominations that she now regrets unleashing on the world. If her plan works, that means no more Rebecca, and I can’t have that.

Ohhhh yes… now the girls are having a slumber party! From the perspective of a dirty ol’ freak such as myself, this can only yield good things. Diana already has some very small shorts on…she seems a bit tipsy already because they’re drinking. I’m already aroused… I may need to break out the tissues in a minute.

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Secret Circle recap!

  • My GAWD! The episode starts off like gangbusters as Faye is in BnP amd man, the girl’s body is delicious. Oh yes! She’s about to fuck Jake! YES!! The noises! The grinding! Her legs are wrapped around him! AWESOOOOOOME!!!

  • Damn - Diana is fine. Look at that cleavage.

  • Oh FUCK YES! There’s gonna be a “sexy girl slumber party” at Faye’s house! My fantasy (well… one of them anyway) come true!

  • Meanwhile, Jean is getting chased by guys in cloaks. They look like the Rare Hunters from Yugioh.

  • OMG. Diana is wearing short-shorts on. That bra with the cleavage looks delicious.

  • UNH! Melissa is wearing VERY small panties.

  • Faye is just fine.as HAEL!

  • OMG! Melissa and Diana are high on magic crack. They keep giggling and kissing random boys who knock at the door. My god! My dick can’t take it!

  • Ohhhhhhh… Melissa OD’d on magic crack and is having seizures.

  • Meanwhile, Jean is out driving somewhere and her medallion is choking her. Welp… her car just crashed. Jean seems unscathed as she now is chasing one of the Rare Hunters. And now Jake and Jon Connor are in pursuit.

  • Jean tracks the Rare Hunter to a church. Now all three are there and… the Rare Hunters have injected themselves into Jon Connor and taken over him and are speaking through him.The Rare Hunters want the medallion.

  • Oh shit. Jean just crushed it in her bare hands. I think it’s time for some DPh shit… ohhhhhh what a disappointment. Jean crushes the medallion and the Rare Hunters leave Jon Connor’s body. WTF. This is like the only bad thing with this episode and the show. Low-tier demons and low tier spells. Damn… fucking up your game already.

  • Oh yes… pillow fight with Faye, Diana, and Melissa. This is the best episode EVAR!

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

Last week’s episode gets a 10 out of 10. New episode in about… 8 minutes.

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  • Episode starts off boring in comparison to last week. Somewhat of a booty shot at Jean, whose ass is growing a bit. Getting a bit of curvature going on.

  • UGH. Another lame With Hunter spell. Jean’s house is “surrounded” by a thin line of cigarette ash. This is supposed to be a spell? Just blow that shit out. Hell… a gust of wind could blow that shit away. Ugh.

  • Damn man. Melissa just kept smiling at the magic crack dealer, who invited her and Faye to a party. Damn her smile is fucking luminous as the sun. She’s so fine.

  • Well. Looks like Jean’s dad just showed up at the front door. Nigga looks HELLA familiar.

  • Jean’s dad plays the predictable “Everything I did was to protect you” spiel.

  • Jean’s dad seems to only be there to get the medallion. Doesn’t this nigga know Jean crushed that shit in her bare hands last week?

  • Melissa is at magic crack dealer’s party. The body is on point.

  • Jean’s dad and Jake have a confrontation looking for Jean. Jean’s dad puts Jake in an armbar. Why the fuck didn’t he use a spell?

  • Ugh. Story is drolling on. The witch hunters are putting black ink into Jean’s eyes and mouth.

  • Witch hunters trade Jean for Jake. Why i have no idea.

  • WTF. Jean’s dad doesn’t have magic anymore?

  • WTF. Jean’s body is taken over by some shit. She… OMG… she takes two branches, rubs them together and all of a sudden Jean’s dad is in pain.

  • WTF. The rest of the Circle show up and kill one of the witch hunters. Then they do bunch of chanting (which I thought they stopped doing a few episodes ago) and stop this lame ass fire from burning Jean’s dad. Ugh.

  • Hunh. Faye makes out with the voodoo guy.

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

A very eh episode.

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Has anyone here been keeping up with Revenge, or has that graduated past “teen drama” status?

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I have and while the t&a is pretty much restricted to the main character and Victoria, I can tell you this …

The drama/story is FUCKING AWESOME. There aren’t a lot characters so you can kinda jump in at any time but the story and the dialogue is motherfucking juicy.

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

Actually, I haven’t watched Tuesdays episode yet. DVR HERE I come.

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Jesus H. Christ this episode of 90210 is already ON FIRE. I’m smelling a potential catfight between Naomi and her big sis very soon… ah, if only 2 gorgeous girls would fight over me like that… then again this dude is a super rich soap opera-hunk looking dude, so it makes perfect sense. Anyone with looks + obscene amounts of money (or just the money) would have that going on all the time in life, really. I can only imagine…

Annie had a nice short skirt on in the same scene, while Naomi “casually” shows up to Richie Rich’s place with a sexy bikini…it looks like she’s gained some curves in the right places too! Delicious.

*Jessica Lowndes looks unbelievably sexy as usual.

*Stroup continues to look cute/hot as well… sadly, it appears she might have cancer.

WHOAH Surfer Girl Ivy stepped it up a bit and has a tight short skirt on today! I think this is a first! There’s some smokin’ hot hispanic looking chick they’re talking to at the museum right now. Anyway, it’s definitely a first… I can’t remember ever seeing Ivy in a tight short skirt before…and I like what I see.

haha, Liam’s apparently starting a new career path as a movie action hero? The stuff they’ve written for his character lately has actually been funny to me. Ah, now Silver’s breaking down…crying… I actually feel bad for her. I’d love to comfort her with lots of sex.

*oooh… Naomi is getting serious now in her determination to snag the rich guy from her sister… she just mentioned she’s considering using THAT JUTSU™! (“The Dress”) haha, where’s that :wow: “oh no!” looking smiley…ah, it’s still there…how about that… nice.

*I still miss the mega-MILF Lori Loughlin. It was so hot to see her occasionally let her wild sex freak side out to play when she had that affair going on with one of their teachers…the way she was sneaking around and trying to keep it from the kids…so nice. I really wanted to live out that fantasy of being some hot older woman’s secret boy-toy… I can still daydream though…