Invaded someone on my friends account where the host was at the starting area behind a blocking greatshield tank in a doorway. I couldn’t kill him while their red invader friend tries to kill me. I kill him twice somehow force the tank to move out of the door way and almost kill the host. Then as I die they taunt me since my friends character is level 30. If he had hornet ring the host would have been dead. I know invaders are at a disadvantage, but it seems every time I try to invade its 3 v 1.
The servers prioritizes hosts with co-op phantoms for invasions than solo players. I love it.
God bless Iron Pineapple
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxtWC6Djtdw
Welcome to Dark Souls. Enjoy your stay.
Personally I think stuff like this is what makes the game so great. You get trolled like this, but there’s nothing stopping you and some friends from doing the same. Too many funny videos come out of stuff like this.
Because Anri’s questline involves…
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You marrying
Oh you can only marry someone of the opposite sex eh?
Someone alert Kotaku. #triggered
did that shit look like marriage to you ppl? LikE OmG GET REAL BRuhuhuhr
Well that’s how I intend it to go down when I marry my gf.
I’m pretty noobish when it comes to the Souls games since I’ve only played BB and DS3, but looking back I’m surprised that I didn’t get much of a reaction from
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That stabbing Anri in the face to consolidate the marriage scene
Grotesque monsters like the centipedes in Irithyll or the one hanging out in Byrgenwerth I’ve grown accustomed to, but looking back there are seriously some fucked up shit in these games that I think From Software may need to see a psychiatrist.
Game too hard for SJWs to even reach that point, thus there were no issues raised. I mean it wasn’t anything big, but still.
Miyazaki is a self proclaimed masochist so…
Oh snap. Well then…
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Miyazaki got me there.
Question:
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What was up with that pregnant dog in the Road of Sacrifices?
I just noticed that shit the other day. Talk about fucking strange
Or was was already shown earlier, the giant dogs that start praying n shit.
Fuckin weird.
What dog? I don’t think I’ve seen that. Somebody post a pic.
In the Road of Sacrifices where you pick up the Divine Tome of Carim and Morne’s Ring, there are two dogs waiting around. One of them is pregnant, or maybe just has a belly. In any case, it’s different looking than any other dog (but behaves the same).
The host does have more to lose and everything…
But it’s also WHERE you invade. Take the dragon place for instance. if you invade at the start of the area, you’ll usually be pitched against a Host of embers and maybe a blue spirit. But in front of the area’s final boss? It’s basically “The place where Hosts of embers go to farm red/mad phantoms.” Enjoy your 4 V 1.
But winning those is VERY satisfying. You can’t fight fair though. Spells are very powerful if you want to resort to trickery.
If you want a “fair” fight, try laying down an invasion sign. You’ll still get picked up by people that have a few phantoms waiting for you, but there are a lot of people who actually want a fair duel who will summon you for a 1v1.
Nothing will ever match the greatness of PvP in the Darkroot Basin…BUT…
The new “PvP area” in 3 is also pretty damn dope. Having trouble finding the motivation to kill Aldrich again because I keep hosting fight clubs. 
Morne’s Greathammer can suck dick. I had a few ganks ruined by it’s weapon art.
I haven’t played much PVP, it looks pretty broken though. I still laughed at the video.