Child Stars that Grew up to be Hot a.k.a. The Come in and be a Dirty Old Man Thread

Lohan peaked on the set of Mean Girls. Matter fact, Lohan, Seyfried, McAdams, and especially Lacey Chabert all could get it. I would carry Lacey through action stages if you catch my drift.

But your a perv for liking themā€¦pedo!!!

A few centuries ago most people barely made it past their 40s and infant mortality was quite high. When youā€™re already ā€œmiddle-agedā€ at 25 you generally start breeding earlier.

Go back 100,000 years ago and the modern/Western concept of time and aging didnā€™t even exist to call this matter into question.

This isnā€™t to say legally and psychologically age doesnā€™t matter, but socially the paradigms have always shifted based on what is most efficient for a culture.

In todayā€™s culture, certain milestones and personal experiences have to be achieved before one can truly claim adulthood (i.e. getting an education, learning to drive, sex ed, etc.). In addition, We then intertwine these social needs with biological inferences when realistically they really donā€™t run in concert.

However, that doesnā€™t mean that the mental maturity to handle biological milestones is innate (evolution doesnā€™t give a damn if youā€™re mentally ready to procreate as long you can), so creating cultural strongholds to guide us to a safe gateway is a good way for humans to ease the transition.

Nigga, are you fuckin retarded? Donā€™t try that high horse faggotry with me. Youā€™re either trying to be obnoxiously pretentious or you really are stupid.

Arguing for something on principle (something you should have picked up on with even basic critical thinking/reading skills) says nothing to my personal tastes. Youā€™re moving the goal posts, by attacking things that not only did I not say, but EXPLICITLY SAID the opposite.

I said, it is arguably unethical and taboo.

But you are absolutely lying to yourself if you see a teenage girl with full grown features and go ā€œEww grossā€ like you just saw two dudes kissing. You. Are. Lying.

Stop being a disingenuous pussy.

Yo, post pictures or shut the fuck up :tup:

I had a crush on Masiela Lusha when I was a teen (daughter from George Lopez show), sheā€™s 27 now:

http://feedlol.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/pint-masiela-lusha-george-lopez-conflicts.jpg

Re: Chloe Bridges

That may be the finest white woman Iā€™ve ever seen. I think sheā€™s the only white woman Iā€™ve ever seen and thought ā€œdamn sheā€™s fine.ā€ This is a first. Even the women that are supposed to be among ā€œthe hottest in the worldā€ i.e. Kate Upton, Katherine Webb donā€™t get that reaction from meā€¦ Thatā€™s not to say I donā€™t think theyā€™re attractive, or that I wouldnā€™t fuck them because Iā€™m not a goddamned idiot, but I wouldnā€™t hang a picture of them on a wall, or make a screensaver/wallpaper out of them (if I did that sort of thing). Chloe Bridges though? Yes, absolutely

Though sheā€™s half Mexican, so, maybe thatā€™s whatā€™s doing it.

If only Lacey would dress up like Zatannaā€¦

I canā€™t event handle the image of thatā€¦my balls would be dried up if she ever did!

Sorry man, but Aimee Garcia replaced her and Iā€™m not even mad.

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But then again, I had a crush on Aimee well before George Lopezā€™s show aired. So yeah, I guess I am a little biased on that front.

No.
No it doesnā€™t.
Now, the more important question isā€¦
when are you inviting me over to your next family BBQ?

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Canā€™t lie if 16 year old Shakira walked up to me on a beach wearing that bikini and said she wanted to fuck. Iā€™d hit it. no questions about age would even come up. Also I donā€™t know if this counts but all the girls from ā€œpretty little liarsā€ can get it. even though all of them are legal to my knowledge. this one in particular

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Used to watch that show and I liked them both, even though their characters were some of the dumbest females I ever watched on fictional TV.

Danielle Harris [Halloween 4 and 5]

From thisā€¦

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Toā€¦

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Itā€™s not important how hot they are, itā€™s important if they take it up the ass.

Iā€™d prefer Miley Cyrus over all these bitches, just cuz I know sheā€™d do all sorts of nasty things probably on cam too, just so she can get her producers and father mad.

Iā€™m guessing u didnā€™t see the VMAā€™s right?

Thats the girl from Dont Tell Mom the Babysitters Dead. I thought she would grow up to be hot. She did.

Watch Rob Zombieā€™s Halloween Remake.

Age of consent in Spain is 13, in Germany its 14 i believe, these countries produce lots of beautiful woman who are more sexually mature than say these neurotic shithole countries where chicks are expected to keep that shit locked up until they are 18 (lol) and inevitable become whores when they decide the break the rules.

On topic, Danielle Harris would get it, Miley Cyrus can go and suck a dick, just not mines, no sir. Thats superaids right there.

Welp.

Youā€™re okay with the idea of people fucking 13 and 14 year old girls, iā€™m happy for you.

Good job.

I wouldnā€™t agree with it, and iā€™ll never accept it, but ok, sure, whatever.

I still stand by my opinion that 17/18 is the youngest anyone should be willing to go, obviously a lot of dudes disagree with that, and good for them.

Opinions are opinions.