Child Stars that Grew up to be Hot a.k.a. The Come in and be a Dirty Old Man Thread

Don’t you know that is what Square Enix does with the money they don’t blow on large production games?

I try not to follow S-E extensively as it’s hazardous for one’s health.

Haha so true. I read it was done because rich people wanted to make sure they had first crack at new hotties. At some point it then just spread. It had something to do with factory workers in the industrial era.

But seriously I also wonder at the people screaming pedo…like…you know girls don’t start out as women right? They don’t morph at 18 into a new creature that is suddenly sexually attractive to you. Human beings grow and age. Puberty is the major sexually reproductive event, and that does not happen at the age of 18. The puberty changes should be occurring on average maybe around 14 and should be finished by 16, the generally accepted previous coming of age (and why you still have holdovers to the past like “sweet 16”).

Now as a practical matter, you need to aim for women that are at most 3 years younger than you, but even that seems to lead people to trouble. A lot of girls use fake IDs and of course you can’t tell the difference between a 15 year old and a 25 year old woman, especially where makeup is used. Sometimes it’s funny to see cases where a girl has slept with 20 men by the age of 16, and a 25 year old virgin gets suckered in and the courts are busy insisting you can’t use sexual history and you can’t rely on an ID or her friend’s comments or her own false representations or anything else, and the guy just gets railroaded. But those are the risks you have to take, that’s why you should always use a fake name, a motel, and drug her! Then escape before she awakens!

Does any remember that short-lived TV show that Freddie Prinze Jr. did? The one that did a George Lopez crossover?

Well this girl played his niece…

http://image.qpicture.com/image/c/artist-chloe-suazo/chloe-suazo-15981.jpg

And this is what she grew into…

^Now that’s a real transformation folks!

She had a frog face when she was kid. Transmission indeed. She some great lips.

What’s crazy is that courts don’t even care if the person lied. It’s like a guy could meet a girl at a black jack table, take her out clubbing, then take her back home and then get locked up for statutory rape. I’d be like “come ON your honor” WTF am I supposed to do, cut her open to count the rings?

Haha! She barely grew into that mouth. :rofl:

What about Alexa Vega? Anyone remember her from Spy Kids? Now look at her.

http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/alex-vega-machete-kills.jpg

She really needs to leak nudes.

My penis will feel terrible after that pic…

Jennette McCurdy

If you’re worrying about someone’s age for AoC purposes and they aren’t even finished with puberty yet, you should probably rethink a few things.

Erin Chambers, from a lot of early 2000’s, 90’s stuff, like that movie “Don’t look under the bed”.

Out of curiousity, was Victoria Justice mentioned in this thread? I would get her pregnant on the real.

Heh, Nickelodeon is such a prime source for those fresh new specimens… the legendary Ariana Grande was from the most recent batch that included Victoria Justice. It will be interesting to see whatever new ones they have to show off as time goes on. Yeah, Jeanette was a good one too…a surprising one.

*Sadly, this network wasn’t so great on this issue in the old era. The only ones of note that I remember liking at the time was Christine and Alanis Morrissette from You Can’t Do that on Television…and yes I realize that I’m in the extreme minority when it comes to Alanis. (and yes, I’ve unfortunately seen the latest pictures.)… oh and there was one hispanic looking girl from “Wild & Crazy Kids” back then too…she’s probably fat and has 5 kids now though.

Christine Taylor a.k.a. Ben Stiller’s Wife was on Hey Dude.

Dat DSL. :tup:

Come to think of it, @Million is right, Nickeledeon channel was just god-tier in terms of upcoming ‘grads’ :lol: . Those network execs knew what they were doing.

I didn’t know what DSL was…but now I do. - That’s dirty! :nono:

But I agree, she has those purrfect DSL.

Fucking shit, 7th Heaven girl would the mexi-D on the real. This is a terrible revelation.

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[/details]is evolving. She was suckin’ on that rare candy hard.